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Lance McClain constantly dreams of the day he'll finally meet his mysterious soulmate. They don't say much, if anything at all, but they leave him with gorgeous paintings temporarily tattooing his skin. It's not exactly the situation he hoped for, but when he feels the connection between them, he can't bring himself to resent them. As much as he wishes his soulmate would just talk to him, he's resigned himself to being patient. In the meantime, he has a loving family and good friends to help him get by.
Keith Kogane dreads the day he'll finally meet his obnoxious soulmate. He's just an art student who's struggling to find his place in the world. There's so much he hasn't been able to control in his life, and the thought of having a soulmate, just another thing in his life which he also has no control over yet can't do anything about, is a little terrifying. So he ignores the words that occasionally appear on his skin. He has other things to focus on: like being a new student at a big university where his childhood friend and step-brother go.
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Lance and Hunk have moved in to the new student apartments at Garrison University called The V at Garrison.
Living on their floor, they meet and befriend their neighbors: Pidge, a child prodigy in robotics. Matt, Allura, and Shiro, life time friends with the boys watching over their siblings. And Keith, the anti-social boy who hates change.
As time progresses, they all become friends and Lance finally finds someone to help him explore his bisexuality - his gay neighbor Keith.
They strike a deal = Lance helps Keith find a social life while Keith becomes Lance's wingman, but what happens when both men realize that their deal has become more complicated than they expected.
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- Part 1 of The Ultimate Series
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I Shall Weather The Storm by TokuTenshi
Fandoms: Dragon Age (Video Games), Dragon Age - All Media Types, Dragon Age II
16 Aug 2017
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**Direct continuation of “I Shall Embrace the Light”**
The Chantry destroyed, the Gallows annulled, and Kirkwall becomes the most talked about city in all the Free Marches. Rumors and romanticized tales of what happened spread across Southern Thedas, but few know what truly occurred. As the outside world's imagination runs away with itself, the devastated city-state does its best to recover. There are changes in leadership, changes in purpose, and Ebrisa Trevelyan can only hope that the changes she makes in herself do not further sully the name of Kirkwall as all eyes seem to turn upon them.Post DA2 game all the way up to 9:40 Dragon
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- Part 2 of Though the Darkness Comes Upon Me
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Because college sucks and he's broke, Lance winds up working at the Comet-Mart, a convenience store that may or may not be the death of him. It pays decently and since it's never busy, he can study and attempt to be a good student. So things are all fine and good, that is until some dude with a mullet and a bad attitude decides to come in and be a complete jerk.
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“How’s it looking for you?”
“Not so bad, but it’s mostly been continuous assessment this year, so there’s only three-”
Hux dropped his bag on the table, drawing glares from the other students. He ignored them, setting a coffee cup and several cans of red bull on the table.
“Oh, please, tell me you’re not…” Ren began.
“Oh, he is,” Phasma answered him, resting her chin in one hand as they watched Hux mix his caffeine drinks indiscriminately. The horror of the concoction was written across Ren’s face as he watched Hux lift and swirl the contents.
“We, who are about to die…” he muttered.
Hux caught his eye, a manic gleam shining in his own eyes; “Salute me.”
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Armitage Hux, student, overachiever and amateur beverages alchemist, has long survived on excessive caffeine to see him through deadlines and exams. This is the story of what happens after.
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Loneliness Knows My Name by Jaywalker_Holmes, Treef
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon)
29 Apr 2019
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AU after the First Siege of Burial Mounds. Wei WuXian didn't die, instead he was saved by someone everyone thought was already dead - Wen Ruohan. However, no one knows this (since Wen Ruohan is apparently great at faking deaths), so the cultivation world rejoices even as Lan WangJi desperately searches for his Wei Ying and finds a little child instead. Wei WuXian, on the other hand...
Russian translation available here!
Spanish translation available here!Series
- Part 1 of The Sun King
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Endless Sacrifice by Jaywalker_Holmes, Treef
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon)
11 Sep 2021
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Part #2 of "The Sun King" series. Continues from "Loneliness Knows My Name".
Danger never seems to be far away from our heroes, despite their best efforts (and desperate wish) for a peaceful life with their loved ones. With the five major sects united and a much-awaited wedding approaching, our favourite couple is busy enough...but will that stop the rat bastard from troubling them...?
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- Part 2 of The Sun King
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played from the bedside by askmeaboutmyoctopustheory
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe
21 Aug 2019
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the avengers need a break
the kids go with clint to the farm while the adults go to a tropical island
but bucky comes with clint
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spoiler alert: theres (totally not) only one bed
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- Part 11 of Winterhawk Bingo
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all the nights spent off our faces (what the fuck are perfect places?) by askmeaboutmyoctopustheory
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
23 Sep 2019
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Clint buys a house to fix up, Bucky shows up
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the Barnes-Barton b&b gay american dream
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- Part 12 of clintucky fried chicken
- Part 18 of Winterhawk Bingo
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Piper gets bitten by a dog and Nate gives her medical treatment on the road. Vulnerability invites reminiscing; Piper realizes what a good friend she's found in Blue. Friend. F r i e n d.
(Someone help these idiots.)
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- Part 7 of Hey Look, Blue Soup!
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It had been a week since Jon and Martin had spent that long evening together, it had been a week since Martin had told Jon that he cared about him. Everytime he remembered this, he felt a smile come to his face. And just as soon as it arrived, he felt a gripping motion in his stomach. It had been a week since Martin and Jon had spoken.
Jon and Martin both struggle with the idea that they could ever be happy together, but all it takes is a little communication to see that things work themselves out.
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You don't have to say I love you to say I love you
Forget all the shooting stars and all the silver moons
We've been making shades of purple out of red and blue
Sickeningly sweet like honey, don't need money
All I need is youA klance fic based on the song "for him." by Troye Sivan.
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Tell Me It's My Name Written In Your Skin by darlingsdream
Fandoms: Voltron: Legendary Defender
29 Mar 2020
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In a world where everyone was made for another, Lance hopes one day he will meet the one he was destined for. However, some things don't always seem the way they are.
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In which Lance falls hopelessly in love with Keith, but fears it may be an unrequited soulmate issue.
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Happiness is a Jealous Android by ArthurOfCamelot for LindauLane
Fandoms: Detroit: Become Human (Video Game)
16 May 2020
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Gavin hates the FBI, he hates sharing his cases, and he especially hates that his partner doesn't need any of his input to solve their latest case involving a virus that causes androids to overheat. So he spends most of his time smoking outside with the fancy FBI consultant's bodyguard, because it's nice to have someone to bitch to, even if Nate is an android. Not like his android is paying attention to him anyway.
And it's no big deal if they flirt a little, right?
Until Nate decides he won't take no for an answer, and Gavin finds himself trapped between a brick wall and a hard place ...
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- Part 2 of Reed900 Bonus Fics
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Jack hovers a finger over Rhys’s neural port. For a few seconds, no contact. Then he lets his finger pad land over the metal circle.
Rhys’s eyes shoot open. “Jack–” His breath hitches. “Shit. Don’t… sneak up on me like that.” Rhys breathes out. Sighs. Makes no effort to move away, or swat at Jack’s hand, ineffectual though it would’ve been.
The sound of Jack’s name caught on Rhys’s breath like that reaches into some part of Jack’s code that, apparently, has been specifically written to make a stab of… something go all the way through him. Well, shit. Maybe the sensory feedback coded into the holo isn’t just ones and zeros.
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AI Jack and Rhys share a moment, but neither trusts the other (or himself) enough to share more than that.
Set post-TFBTL, partway through the Lost and Found timeline.Series
- Part 2 of Ozone and Fresh Snow
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There was once a man called Jack, and he had been betrayed or abandoned by everyone he ever cared about, and he decided that if he ever cared about anyone ever again, he was going to betray or abandon them first.
Then Jack made a friend. His name was Rhys.
Chapter 5 of Tales happened. Rhys kept the eye.
Welcome to the fix-it. It's gonna take a while. (It'll be worth it.)
December 2024 note: THERE IS NOW A PODFIC OF LOST AND FOUND IN THE WORKS! It's a beautiful production by bonedaze, and the first chapter is here>>.
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- Part 2 of The Lost and Found Multiverse
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Keith sleeps with his friends.
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Matt has no trouble funneling his frustration into his fists. Karen's not so lucky.
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Migs Mayfeld never thought he would see the Mandalorian again. He's thought of the masked man many times since they last parted, so when Mando reappears one day and asks for his help on a job, how can he resist the chance to fight by his side once again, and maybe catch another glimpse of those beautiful brown eyes?
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Til Forever Falls Apart by Krysilious
Fandoms: Daredevil (TV), The Punisher (TV 2017), Marvel Cinematic Universe
06 Apr 2021
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To think this all started because of a blind coffee date with ex-military man Frank Castle, a disaster that could have easily been avoided had the man not stared at him that way — like nobody else in the whole world mattered except him.
It's a shame that Daredevil and the Punisher are oblivious idiots who aren't exactly thrilled to be sharing Hell's Kitchen with each other, much less coming to terms with just exactly who they're dating in their "civilian" lives.
They'll work it out, eventually.
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2am Knows All Secrets [original] by Unbreakable_Red_Riot
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
03 Dec 2017
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… It wasn’t that he was annoyed.
Okay, maybe he was a little annoyed, but that was just the lack of sleep talking. Because a certain explosive punk thought it was a good idea to test the flammability of his sheets at 2 in the morning. Every single morning.
(In which Bakugou's quirk wakes Kirishima up, and Kirishima gets way too invested in his bro's well-being.)
[Has been revised here!]
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Berg the Hedge Knight (And the 5 times Cyrus almost figured out who he was, and the one time he did) by Whyme12
Fandoms: Octopath Traveler (Video Game)
30 Jul 2021
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Cyrus had met many people before, but none could compare to the strangeness of Berg the hedge knight.
(Based on the idea of what if Olberic just did not tell his actual name to the party at the beginning of their journey)
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- Part 9 of Octopath fics
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I Need A (Girlfriend) Hero! by LilaVaporizer9000
Fandoms: Miraculous Ladybug, Batman - All Media Types, Maribat - Fandom
18 Apr 2024
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Damian looks at his notebook, scanning his research.
Combining what info the internet has provided on good romantic partners, along with some of his own preferences, she’s statistically the best option.
“Hm. Yes, you will do.”
“Oh! Uhh… what?...”
Damian’s family are pestering him to be more of a normal teenager. He doesn’t want to be more of a normal teenager. The average teens he observes at school are brainless savages. But his family is getting so annoying about it he’d do almost anything to get them to shut up.
Then Marinette Dupain-Cheng transfers to his school. She’s intelligent, quiet, respectful of his boundaries— generally acceptable.
His family want normal teen behavior? Fine. He’ll bring a girlfriend home.
“Will you be my girlfriend?”
Marinette blinks. Ya know what? This might as well happen.
“Sure.”
Daminette as told through equally socially unaware messes, general misunderstandings of each other's skill and experience, and a total lack of awareness as to how many flowers are too many flowers.
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Brilliantly written Maribat. Also contains cool lesbian aunties, the language of flowers, and cultural differences made romantic when removed from original context. The second-hand embarrassment is strong.