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Rachel Maddow and the Bluffington Mystery by icaramello
Fandoms: Fake News RPF, Doug (Cartoon), Pundit & Broadcast Journalist RPF (US)
15 Jun 2026
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A crossover fanfic where Rachel meets Patti Mayonnaise and helps solve a mystery.
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- English
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- 666
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Hits:
- 10
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Saturday Morning Persona - Drabble Collection by ABackupHat, SteelKomodo
Fandoms: Recess (Cartoon), Hey Arnold!, Ed Edd n Eddy, Dexter's Laboratory, Cow and Chicken (Cartoon), Doug (Cartoon), The Powerpuff Girls (Cartoon 1998-2005), Demashitaa! Powerpuff Girls Z, Wild Thornberrys, Persona Series
23 Apr 2026
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A series of drabbles revolving around a mega-fic I simply don't have the time or patience to write. The premise - It's a Persona game, but it stars a bunch of Saturday morning cartoon characters in college.
I promise I've put thought into it. It's good.
Rated M for fun college activities.
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- Part 1 of Saturday Morning Persona
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This is a collection of my Doug fanart - one shot smutty drawings, WIPs, and standalone comic pages! All characters depicted are above the age 18.
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Dear (Nonexistent) Journal, I Think I Might Like Girls by SaraJaye
Fandoms: Doug (Cartoon)
03 Jun 2025
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After the dance, everything changes.
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From the day they met, Doug knew Skeeter was going to play an important role in his wedding.
He just didn’t know how important.
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- Part 1 of A Pearl In An Ocean Of Blue
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- English
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- 1,189
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- 1/1
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- 2
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- 63
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Doug’s moved back to Bluffington and catches up with Patti who’s now married and has kids with Skeeter.
Doug thinks about reaching out to someone who he thinks will understand his struggle, even though Patti doesn’t think it’s a good idea.
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It's Roger's 21st birthday and Doug's been invited.
But as soon as he gets there, he chickens out, but Patti won't let him leave without telling Roger how he feels about him...
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Molly Ferguson, Greaser Queen by TheMageOfBreath
Fandoms: Doug (Cartoon), Disney - Fandom, nickelodeon - Fandom
04 Jan 2025
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Molly Ferguson has just moved from Yellowseed to Bluffington. Not wanting to be subjected to the same treatment as she did before, Molly takes up a cooler alter ego. Outside, she's cool and tough. But on the inside, she's soft and kind.
She'll have to face new challenges at her new town, but most importantly of all keeping her new image in tact.
(Mainly based on the Nickelodeon version, but will take some creative liberties with the Disney version.)(Will add new tags when necesaary.)
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Quailman has lost his powers and doesn't know how to stop Dr Rubber Suit from stealing the world's supply of beets. Well, there is one way, but Quailman isn't going to like it. Or so he thinks...
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- Part 19 of Quailman Related
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- English
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- 1,724
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- 4
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- 191
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Quailman thinks he's finally won Patti Mayonnaise’s heart. But he hasn't. But he has won someone else's.
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- Part 15 of Quailman Related
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- English
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- 2,615
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- 1/1
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- 1
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- 18
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Roger is nastier than ever. And yet Doug somehow still managed to fall in love with him
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Doug overhears something he shouldn't have and everything he thought he knew about Roger is changed forever
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- Part 4 of Quailman Related
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- English
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- 3,067
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- 1/1
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- 6
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- 42
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Doug thought he had moved on from his crush on Roger. But seeing him again in the café brings everything back. Doug's still stuck in the past, but Roger's moved on with his life
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Skeeter and Patti are now dating. Doug is understandably devastated. He finds solace in the one place he never thought he'd find it
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Or does he?
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Roger really likes Doug and wants the younger boy to notice him. He thinks he can accomplish that by asking Patti to pretend to be his girlfriend
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Doug, Patti and Skeeter have been sharing their lives together. One night, Patti suggests they make room for one more; Roger Klotz
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Patti has broken up with Doug. And to Doug's surprise, Roger's the one to help him pick up the pieces, the pair growing closer and closer.
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Doug moves to Bluffington, finding a friend in Skeeter and something else in Roger
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I have never seen this show in my life
(Rated T for general immaturity)
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 695
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Hits:
- 19