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    Assorted CHM fanart, mostly an excuse to stare at pictures of James May

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    2/?
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    When they set out to do a Special for charity, they don’t expect that Hammond will write a song as good as he does. James doesn’t know that it will force him to see Hammond differently than he ever thought possible, and he isn’t sure he’s ready to confront that particular truth. Hammond thinks he’s ready for more, but James isn’t sure.

    Feelings get hurt, lines get drawn, but they can’t seem to escape eachothers orbit even after their tentative relationship implodes.

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    After being violently assaulted by his ex boyfriend, Hammond is still dealing with the trauma of the assault and keeping it a secret from everyone around him. At his therapists suggestion, he has started to write about his experiences and putting his thoughts and feelings to music. Someone in the sound team is helping him with that. It’s cathartic. It’s helping.

    James and Jeremy don’t know any of that. What they do know is that they’ve stumbled across an artist that they enjoy the sound of and that every time they play his music around Hammond he looks sick to his stomach. They find that amusing, and make a fun little game of playing the songs to annoy him. Hammond doesn’t know how to tell them the truth of why he doesn’t want them to listen to the songs without outing himself as the writer or revealing the truth of the reason he started to write them in the first place.

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    Jeremy wants to play with Richard, he needs a new sub and he thinks Richard would make sure a lovely one, but he will take some training.

    This is the story of a Dom and his novice sub.

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    57/?
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    Jeremy has an Idea, What Could Possibly Go Wrong?

    His idea of filming working on his farm had everyone at Amazon horrified, what did his nearest and dearest think of it? Did he properly consider how it was going to affect everyone's lives?

    Please remember that in my Jeremy and Penny series, lockdown didn't happen. I started it as my escape from the horror that was isolating alone.

    This is actually part 10 (8 and 9 are not yet published), I've been so inspired to write this part, I've put others to one side. I know that I've not been around for a long time, chronic writers block it me but ideas started swirling round again.

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    Everyone at the set could see the tension between you and James, so you take matters into your own hands

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    "I do wish those aliens, if that's really what the fuck they are, could give my poor prostate a break."

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    Basically. This has been in my head since the news broke about Jeremy being sick. What I take from this whole situation is that he must have a beautifully loyal group around him because this has been kept well hidden since last year. All the crew, all the people involved, not one of them took a quick buck by telling the papers. I love that.

    Anyway, this is how I imagine that one version of the horrible conversation went. Awful title, I couldn’t think of anything better though I’m afraid. Not beta’d, all mistakes are my own.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    Oscar makes Lando late for media because he’s horny. That’s it. That’s the fic.

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    Richard is stubborn in all senses of the word, and it's especially true when coming to terms with his feelings for James.

    So when he is alone with him on the ferry bound to Oslo, he acts on impulse and discovers that his mind stands in the way of what he really wants.

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    Jeremy wants to try something new with James, and has even purchased the perfect prop.

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    This is the story I planned to write when starting A Different Job Opportunity, which accidentally turned into a love story and the start of my Penny and Jeremy series. Set fairly early in the TG era, ignoring RL partners, other than Andy's.

    Jessica is in a deadend job when she sees an advert for a PA job at the BBC and decides to go for it. She is in her late twenties living and working in London and has never watched TG or even owns a car. She interprets her role in a different way than others have previously, especially when it comes to helping them relax pre and post-filming.

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    5/?
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    2
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    Hammond, Clarkson and May head to Australia to film a trip through the Outback for The Grand Tour. They meet a local girl/people wrangler/glorified babysitter who has an immediate connection with Hammond. Will their professionalism go by the wayside in the heat of the desert?

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    10/?
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    Livvy starts a new job in the TG office with the guys. Expect some troubled relationships, family dramas and rivalry for Livvy’s affections.

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    Chapters:
    15/?
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    James spread the blanket over them with unsteady hands. “Is he…?”

    “Still alive. Unfortunately.”

    Richard made a weak noise of protest, face still buried in Jeremy’s shirt.

    “How’s the head?” James asked.

    “Still attached,” Richard mumbled.

    “Pity. Could’ve swapped it for something with more sense.”

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    Its a successful run of Top Gear, and the boys were over at James’s, where they realise hes still not over his “No.1 Weird Crush” status. So they find someone (unknowingly) to cheer him up, and somehow a piano gets worked in here too idk have fun guys-

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    4/6
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    James May, a six-time British Rally champion, ponders whether to keep racing or to detach the wheel and retire. While taking a season break to decide, he is appointed to a young novice as his student in Rallying.

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    Chapters:
    1/3
    Comments:
    3
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    5
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    2
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    Set during The Grand Tour presents Sand Job. Richard Hammond meets a desert beauty while filming Sand Job at the Terjit Oasis. Continues years later after the the divorce announcement on Christmas of 2024.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    33/33
    Comments:
    5
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    2
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    Its a wrap for the newest Grand Tour series but Hammond has a little issue

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    3/3
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    12
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