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Death by Macadamia Nut by WritingPoltergeist (Lethargic_Pink)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
27 Sep 2022
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"The way to a man's heart is through his stomach."
As a child, Harry never fully understood that statement, no one bothered to explain it to him. But when he learns a certain megalomaniac and his most loyal follower are deathly allergic to macadamia nuts, he's relying on the phrase to be very, very literal.
Dumbledore always believed the power Harry had that the "Dark Lord knew not" would be the power of love. And, well, he might have been slightly off in his judgement, but definitely not wrong when love and food go hand in hand.Or, I had a dream where I killed Voldemort and Bellatrix off with a macadamia nut salad and my friend encouraged me to write it out.
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"M-My dad said you, you’d,” the kid says, swallowing. “That if I didn’t, that if I didn’t behave, he’d sell me to you. And you, you would…”
The shock burns away immediately; the ashes condense into a murky, muted sort of rage.
He stays still for a long moment, then pulls himself up against the wall. “Okay,” he says monotonously, taking a step toward the kid, and the kid- flinches. He flinches.
Jason reels back, not speaking yet, not trusting himself not to yell. And when he does speak, he says:
“Come on, kid. Let's go say hi to your dad."
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[Podfic] children of the stars by PPan Pods (PolynomialPandemic) for Scarlet_Ribbons
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
03 May 2026
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"M-My dad said you, you’d,” the kid says, swallowing. “That if I didn’t, that if I didn’t behave, he’d sell me to you. And you, you would…”
The shock burns away immediately; the ashes condense into a murky, muted sort of rage.
He stays still for a long moment, then pulls himself up against the wall. “Okay,” he says monotonously, taking a step toward the kid, and the kid- flinches. He flinches.
Jason reels back, not speaking yet, not trusting himself not to yell. And when he does speak, he says:
“Come on, kid. Let's go say hi to your dad."
Podfic of children of the stars by Scarlet_Ribbons.
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LF Babbies, Will Rspnd 2 “oi you!” (Or how Rule 15 got added) by Cortesia
Fandoms: Kingsman: The Secret Service (2015)
06 Aug 2015
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The Rules were a collection of rules that had been posted sometime in the eighties in the UK HQ’s staff break room.
Or, why recruits need to read The Rules before they try anything.
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- Part 2 of Mrs. Aftby's Daycare; or, Kingsman UK
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home is where the heart is (but god, i love the english) by maroonmoonlouis for harriblou
Fandoms: One Direction (Band)
13 Jun 2022
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“Niall, there is absolutely no bloody way your club shelled out over £400,000 to have Harry Styles ugly mug plastered all over London’s bus stops.” Louis scowls from the passenger seat as their car flies by yet another bus stop with his sworn enemy’s face on it.
“Harry was a proper diva that day too,” Niall fondly reminisces of the alpha. “Kept demanding they redo his hair and swatting away any of the players who touched it.”
“They could've done his hair six ways to Sunday and he still wouldn’t look any more attractive than some bigheaded giraffe type,” Louis continues on his tirade, hoping to get his best mate to commiserate with him, but it’s becoming increasingly far-fetched, especially since said best mate is also on the same football team as said giraffe.
- or the enemies-to-lovers football au where Harry is the star footie player used to getting his way and Louis is his new manager determined to whip him into shape.
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Seven years post- war, Draco Malfoy is a single parent struggling to find balance as he begins his Healer training. Stuck between a very demanding work schedule and his lonely son, Draco barely has a moment to breathe. After a near nervous breakdown, his ex-wife has decided that what Draco needs is a Nanny.
What Draco does NOT need, however, is the shock of opening his door one morning to find Harry Potter standing on his doorstep, grinning and ready to work.
Or maybe it will turn out to be exactly what he needed after all. What both of them needed.Featuring an overwhelmed Draco Malfoy who just wants to give his son a good life, a sweet and clever Scorpius who just wants a friend, and an over-eager Harry Potter who is noticeably obsessed with both Malfoy boys.
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- Part 1 of Nanny!Harry 'verse