Spicy BloodyMary :)
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i’ve invested my prayers (into making me whole) by Keylime_violet
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Iron Lung (2026)
29 Apr 2026
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"Grace clicks his tongue. 'You know, Simon, in my classroom I expect a certain amount of decorum. Students need to know how to control themselves, despite anything that might cause excitement or…distraction.'”
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In which Simon kind of, sort of, really likes that Grace is a teacher.
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- Part 1 of Spicy BloodyMary :)
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pure ecstasy by Keylime_violet
Fandoms: Iron Lung (2026), Andy Weir's Project Hail Mary - All Media Types
12 Jun 2026
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“I’m supposed to be relaxing,” is what I say. Simon’s eyebrows furrow at my words.
“You don’t seem very relaxed.”
“Oh yeah? What do I seem like?”
He hesitates for a few seconds. Something dark flickers in his gaze.
“You seem wild,” he says quietly.
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Dr. Ryland Grace is a talented, hardworking scientist—but just like anybody else, he sometimes gets stressed and needs to blow off some steam.
One day, on the Hail Mary, Simon catches Grace in one of these moments.Series
- Part 2 of Spicy BloodyMary :)
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the red (it filters through) by Keylime_violet
Fandoms: Andy Weir's Project Hail Mary - All Media Types, Iron Lung (2026)
02 Jul 2026
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Simon grasps a few inches of the ribbon in between two fingertips and hesitantly touches the fabric.
“What do you think?” I ask.
He shrugs. “It’s pretty.”
“Glad you think so,” I say, smiling. “Now, Simon, do you have any guesses as to where this is going to go?”
“Oh,” breathes Simon. A mixture of realization, horror, and arousal dawns on his face. “You’re going to put that on my—"
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While rummaging through his crewmate’s things, Grace discovers a spool of gaudy, sparkly, dark red ribbon.
Grace is a little too creative with his plans for that ribbon.
Poor Simon.Series
- Part 3 of Spicy BloodyMary :)
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lock me up, with love by Keylime_violet
Fandoms: Andy Weir's Project Hail Mary - All Media Types, Iron Lung (2026)
14 Jul 2026
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“Tell me this, Simon,” he asks, his blue eyes sparkling with excitement. “Do you want to hang out under my desk for a little bit? Be my desk pet for the day?”
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In which Simon likes to be reminded of his place.
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- Part 4 of Spicy BloodyMary :)
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blockbuster by Keylime_violet
Fandoms: Andy Weir's Project Hail Mary - All Media Types, Iron Lung (2026)
04 Aug 2026
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Pornography on Eden is nothing like it is on Earth.
The Hail Mary just so happens to have plenty of “human knowledge” uploaded onto it.
What kind of friend would Grace be if he didn’t share this “knowledge” with Simon?Alternatively: Grace Simon watch porn. Simon gets a little more than what he signed up for.
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- Part 5 of Spicy BloodyMary :)
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