Blood's Sterek Insanity
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“How are you?” Stiles asked, falling onto the couch beside Derek and leaning heavily into him. “How was your day? How’s the book?” He kissed his cheek once. Twice. Then two more times in quick succession.
Derek turned to look at him, Stiles affecting his most innocent expression as he patiently waited for Derek to answer his questions.
Instead of doing so, Derek slowly closed his book, losing his page, and set it on the coffee table in front of them. Then he turned to look at Stiles, leaning back slightly against the arm rest, and crossed his arms.
“What do you want?”
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- Part 1 of Blood's Sterek Insanity
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Gold Star by isthatbloodonhisshirt (wasterella) for everything-but-the-not-natural (thetalesofmooseandsquirrel)
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
09 Jun 2026
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“Always such a smartass,” Finstock insisted, shaking his head. “What, you want a gold star for your mediocre performance?”
“If you’ve got any, I’d love one,” Stiles informed him.
“You’re too old for a gold star, Bilinski.”
“Hey, hey,” Stiles argued, holding one hand out towards the man as he headed back for the board—evidently forgetting Greenberg now had his marker. “Sometimes adults need gold stars, too.” When Coach turned back to give him a look, Stiles just shrug-flailed. “We’re all just little gremlins starving for attention! Do you know how satisfying a gold star would be? Right here?” Stiles motioned his right pectoral up near his shoulder. “Just a cute little star right there. ‘Good Job!’ or ‘I’m proud of you!’ or even just ‘Well done!’ So satisfying. Or what about like, a hero biscuit?” Stiles mimed nibbling on a cookie. “Cute little bone-shaped cookie made for heroes? Wouldn’t that just brighten your day?”
“Stop talking or I’ll bench you.”
“I’m always benched,” Stiles argued.
Series
- Part 2 of Blood's Sterek Insanity
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Aloha Bitch by isthatbloodonhisshirt (wasterella) for everything-but-the-not-natural (thetalesofmooseandsquirrel)
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
14 Jun 2026
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“Derek,” Stiles whined, stretching the vowels out much more than was necessary.
“What?”
“I’m so hot.”
“And?”
Stiles reached out one hand to smack blindly towards Derek’s face. He missed entirely for about five smacks before giving up and smacking him in the side instead. Derek didn’t react, because it hadn’t been intended to hurt him, just show him Stiles was displeased with his lack of sympathy.
He knew it was all a very unsubtle way to convince Derek to buy a portable A/C unit, but he refused. Not because he wanted Stiles to suffer, but because if Stiles was comfortable, he wouldn’t wander around the loft in his underwear. Derek was not going to give up having a mostly naked boyfriend parading around the place.
Did that make him an asshole? Probably, but Stiles knew what he was signing up for when they started dating two years ago. Derek was living up to his assholeish reputation by refusing to buy an A/C unit so he could ogle his boyfriend as he wandered around the loft mostly naked.
Series
- Part 3 of Blood's Sterek Insanity
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Baby It's Cold Outside by isthatbloodonhisshirt (wasterella) for everything-but-the-not-natural (thetalesofmooseandsquirrel)
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
15 Jun 2026
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[Stiles]
I can’t sleep :(He knew staring wasn’t going to make Derek respond any faster—if he was even awake this time—but he kept the message open anyway, waiting. After a solid minute, he was pretty sure Derek was asleep, and was about to put his phone back down when he finally saw the three dots appear, denoting that he was typing.
Waiting, he knew Derek had to be typing and deleting things, because he spent much too long typing for the two words he sent in response over thirty seconds later.
[Derek]
Who cares?“Wha—?” Stiles sputtered aloud, and then began to respond immediately.
[Stiles]
:(
[Stiles]
don’t you care about me now?Series
- Part 4 of Blood's Sterek Insanity
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Best Drink of my Life by isthatbloodonhisshirt (wasterella) for everything-but-the-not-natural (thetalesofmooseandsquirrel)
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
15 Jun 2026
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The only reason he and Derek Hale had started dating after dancing around the topic for like, four years was because Derek had finally bit the bullet and asked him.
He was pretty sure Derek had expected Stiles to reject him. He’d looked so tense, and so stoic while asking him that during the leadup, Stiles had been waiting for him to say someone had died. When he finally got the words out, it took a solid twenty seconds for Stiles’ brain to switch gears and realize this was good news, and Derek was just building up his defences for a negative response.
Too bad for him, because Stiles had jumped him. Not sexually, but he had legitimately jumped him, wrapping both arms and legs around the older man like an octopus and demanding to know why Derek had taken so fucking long to ask.
Derek had returned—after the shock wore off—that Stiles could’ve just asked him if he felt the same way, and that was when Stiles realized people were their own worst enemies sometimes. They’d both loved one another for so long, but until Derek had been brave enough to say something, neither of them had done anything about it.
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- Part 5 of Blood's Sterek Insanity
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