Missionaries are great excuses to escape the past

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• Missionaries are great covers when you need to leave your home by ICanTake25InchesTrustIYKYK

  Fandoms: Original Work  

  • Not Rated
  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
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  • Work in Progress

  20 Jun 2026

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  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Phoenix(Abel)/Jason(Hannah)
  • Emilie/Viv(Vivian)
  • Atlas/Alex
  • Ronnie/Olòwù
  • Atlas/Olòwù/Alex
  • Original Characters
  • OCs
  • Phoenix(Abel)
  • Jason(Hannah)
  • Émilie
  • Viv(Vivian)
  • Ronnie(Veronica)
  • Atlas
  • Alex
  • Olòwù
  • Creator will be adding more tags as they go
  • religious trauma
  • Abuse
  • Lots and lots of abuse
  • in all different forms
  • lots of different flavors of trauma
  • Transphobia
  • Homophobia
  • Implied pedophilia
  • Misogyny
  • Phoenix (Abel) is considered the Second Coming
  • he’s not doing too well
  • Every part of this is purposeful; any lines that seem odd or written weird is meant to be that way
  • I wrote a good chunk of this a 3 am so bear with me
  • I Wrote This Instead of Sleeping
  • Characters are from a lot of different places
  • If you’re from a country they’re from lmk and give me pointers bc I literally never leave the country
  • Characters are from Romania and Greece and France and Thailand and and Africa and Russia and Brazil
  • Dead Dove: Do Not Eat
  • Don't Like Don't Read
  • DL;DR
  • dd:dne
  • I’m serious bro
  • Self harm as “repentance”
  • Do NOT trust the Pastor
  • He’s a child toucher
  • Justice for Alter Servers 1 and 2 bro
  • I’m really sorry guys
  • No fluff until way later
  • like 16 chapters later
  • Everything Phoenix says that’s crossed out about the Evangelization room is truer than the actual name for it
  • Ronnie is openly a pangender demisexual lesbian and Chloe (and Theodore) HATE that
  • Chloe thinks gay people aren’t real
  • neither are genderqueer people
  • she’s a dumb bitch
  • I think the bleach fried her brain
  • Olòwù has severe anxiety
  • Olòwù has severe depression
  • Olòwù has severe suicidal thoughts
  • Olòwù has rope under his bed
  • please take that away from him before he grabs it
  • Olòwù is raped
  • it is not explicitly detailed but it is said
  • I made up the lore for this boy AS I WENT
  • I am so sorry Olòwù

  Summary

  This series will have lots of TWs, I will add more as I go. Please note I do not support any of the horrible things that happen here. I will be writing a lot more. If you have any suggestions or notes (you are from where they are or you’ve been in similar situations) do let me know and I will take them into account. I want to make this as real as I can. The characters will have messy inner dialogues and are meant to be imperfect. They are made to be broken. Please keep this in mind. Thank you.

  Series

  • Part 1 of Missionaries are great excuses to escape the past

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