Dumpster Fire
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It is often overlooked that the Soviet Union in fact had two people personifying it. Sofiya Stellanovna, and him—Vyacheslav Vladimirovich. There was a reason why she always took the spot of Soviet Russia within The Council, and not the Soviet Union's. There was a reason why she did the paperwork as a federated republic, and he did not. There was a reason why she became the Russian Federation and he became the Commonwealth of Independent States. Yet people still forget.
(Or, there were two separate Soviet Unions, one of them lives.)
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- Part 1 of Dumpster Fire
- Part 60 of Memento Mori
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Factually Correct Quotes: Russia Edition by Haldragoner
Fandoms: Geography (Anthropomorphic)
15 May 2026
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Rather than incorrect, it's factually correct conversations. Russia and her federal subjects (and more) talk about weirdly unmundane things in the world and they slowly lose their minds.
(Or, Russia is insane and everyone will suffer.)
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- Part 2 of Lefthand Conspiracy
- Part 2 of Dumpster Fire
- Part 61 of Memento Mori
- Part 1 of Αγία Τριάδα (Agía Triáda)
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His mother had her fair share of predecessors and successors, even though it was obvious to him that those so-called "other people" were actually just his own mother with her chronic identity issues.
(Or, the former Whites Movement meets the new Russia.)
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- Part 3 of Dumpster Fire
- Part 62 of Memento Mori
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"It's a weird feeling—staring at your own grave, knowing that no one's in there. Because you're here, alive, and breathing."
(Or, Russia is neither alive, nor is she dead.)
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- Part 6 of Αντανακλάσεις (Antanakláseis)
- Part 4 of Dumpster Fire
- Part 63 of Memento Mori
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Alternate Title: But Love Alone Could Be to No Avail
Tver couldn't help but to notice how lonely Russia looked.
(Or, Tver's thoughts over her country, Russia.)
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- Part 1 of Zemstvo Chronicles
- Part 5 of Dumpster Fire
- Part 64 of Memento Mori
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It's odd, seeing the traitor of a grandson alive—he's not. Russia holds no grudges. She understands the choice of power. That was why Turaw chose Lithuania over Ruthenia.
(Or, Russia and the ghost of Principality of Turaw.)
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- Part 7 of Αντανακλάσεις (Antanakláseis)
- Part 6 of Dumpster Fire
- Part 65 of Memento Mori
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- English
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Alternate Title: Only Farewell, I Fear, Would Prevail
Pinsk knew he and Turov had differing opinions on many things. But on her, they could always agree on the same thing.
(Or, Turov and Pinsk's thoughts over Belarus' mother.)
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- Part 2 of Zemstvo Chronicles
- Part 7 of Dumpster Fire
- Part 66 of Memento Mori
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France cannot figure Russia out. This enigma of a Personification had always captivated her, just like those who came before, so, in order for this to be reciprocated, having the Slav talk about her family with a few pushes here and there as a start might work.
More like the Frenchwoman digging through the other's family history without permission.It only ends with more confusion. Why is Russia like this?(Or, France is awfully ignorant and Russia has odd "ancestry".)
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- Part 8 of Dumpster Fire
- Part 68 of Memento Mori
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- 5,366
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- 1/1
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To:
Russian Federation, Moscow ([email protected])
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United States of America, District of Columbia ([email protected])Subject:
Words cannot describe how much I hate you.Russian Federation, known to the public as Yelena Stellanovna Romanova, is a woman of secrets and mystery surrounding her. We unravel her familial ties to her predecessors and others in this paper (linked below).
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United States of America, District of Columbia ([email protected])
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Russian Federation, Moscow ([email protected])Subject:
wtfMaverick, this is literally just fanfiction, and you know that. Alaska is just going to complain about how you keep feeding my identity issues if she ever gets wind of this.
(Or, America writes fanfiction about Russia's family tree.)
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- Part 9 of Dumpster Fire
- Part 69 of Memento Mori
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Russia does what she does best, ignore the ghost of the grandson she killed.
(Or, Russia and the ghost of Pskov Republic.)
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- Part 8 of Αντανακλάσεις (Antanakláseis)
- Part 10 of Dumpster Fire
- Part 70 of Memento Mori
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 1,147
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 3
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- 21
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C'est notre histoire de vie, douce et amère by Haldragoner
Fandoms: Geography (Anthropomorphic)
12 Jun 2026
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Alternate Title: Thus are Our Lives Filled With Joy and Sorrow
What makes Pskov special was her connection with The Merciful. As much as she hated it, without that, she wouldn't be who she is now.
(Or, Pskov thoughts over her country, Russia.)
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- Part 3 of Zemstvo Chronicles
- Part 11 of Dumpster Fire
- Part 71 of Memento Mori
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 960
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 1
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- 11
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Even though nearly seven centuries have passed, Russia still can't look at Vladimir's eyes.
(Or, Russia needs to learn how to forgive herself.)
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- Part 9 of Αντανακλάσεις (Antanakláseis)
- Part 12 of Dumpster Fire
- Part 72 of Memento Mori
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Alternate Title: I'll Be Here Always, Forever and Tomorrow
Vladimir never really had a certain view about whatever Russia was. It seemed to her that, with every iteration, her thoughts would change. What exactly remained the same amongst them all?
(Or, Vladimir's thoughts over her country, Russia.)
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- Part 4 of Zemstvo Chronicles
- Part 13 of Dumpster Fire
- Part 73 of Memento Mori
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- English
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What does family mean to someone who killed their own kin?
(Or, Russia and her thoughts about her family.)
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- Part 10 of Αντανακλάσεις (Antanakláseis)
- Part 14 of Dumpster Fire
- Part 74 of Memento Mori
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 862
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 2
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People can claim all they want about her heritage, but the truth is that she is not her own secret daughter. What sort of joke is that, even? Russian Federation is not Rus Land, or Moscovia, or Tsardom, or Empire, or Soviet, or Union. Russian Federation is Federation.
(Or, Russia discusses about her relations to Turaw.)
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- Part 11 of Αντανακλάσεις (Antanakláseis)
- Part 15 of Dumpster Fire
- Part 75 of Memento Mori
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 1,097
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 1
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- 15
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Sweden is Russia's father. Novgorod Republic is Pskov Republic's father. Their relationship to their fathers can hardly be called similar.
(Or, Russia and Pskov have a talk about their fathers.)
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- Part 12 of Αντανακλάσεις (Antanakláseis)
- Part 16 of Dumpster Fire
- Part 76 of Memento Mori
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Russia isn't sure how long she can stay shut when Vladimir came to her with a simple, "Why?"
(Or, Russia's reason on why she killed them all.)
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- Part 13 of Αντανακλάσεις (Antanakláseis)
- Part 17 of Dumpster Fire
- Part 77 of Memento Mori
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The ghosts of the people Russia killed was haunting her.
(Or, Russia and the ghost of Principality of Tver.)
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- Part 14 of Αντανακλάσεις (Antanakláseis)
- Part 18 of Dumpster Fire
- Part 78 of Memento Mori
- Language:
- English
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- 980
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- 1/1
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When the government decide that she should do their bidding after disobedience, does she have any right to revolt against their choices? The answer was, no—no she did not.
(Or, Russia and the consequences of her actions.)
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- Part 15 of Αντανακλάσεις (Antanakláseis)
- Part 19 of Dumpster Fire
- Part 79 of Memento Mori
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 1,124
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 2
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- 16
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Veliky Novgorod | Nova Igorovna Gorodova Today at 13:15
> Come to think of it,
> Why has no one else spoken?Siberia | Irbis Rukhailovich Sibirsky Today at 13:16
> Personally,→ Welcome, Far Eastern | Dalimir Vsevolodovich Rudometkin!
Siberia | Irbis Rukhailovich Sibirsky Today at 13:16
> It's quite nerve-wracking to suddenly have The Merciful invite you into a private messaging room.
> They're awaiting her to say something none of them like.Russia | Yelena Stellanovna Romanova (You) Today at 13:17
> That is just simply rude.
> I was just bored.Siberia | Irbis Rukhailovich Sibirsky Today at 13:17
> That is exactly what makes them all nervous.(Or, a group chat made for Russia's subjects = pandemonium.)
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- Part 20 of Dumpster Fire
- Part 80 of Memento Mori