why_green_wizardingworld
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When the only way to find your soulmate is via orgasm, you sometimes gotta ask the tough questions. Like possibly asking your godfather to fuck you because your soulmate senses actually seem to match him pretty perfectly.
Harry Potter has never caught one (1) single break.
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- Part 7 of The Soulmate Collection
- Part 14 of HP Fics
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The Death Eaters Healer by Snarry5evr for WeAreTheLuckyOnes
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
19 Oct 2021
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How did being kidnapped by the wizarding world's biggest mob end up with Harry falling in love?
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i will always be there (to welcome you home) by justprompts
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
21 Sep 2020
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Potter Sr. is sitting on the couch, his wand out, expelling colored bubbles of light, his arms around two kids on either side, wait a second.
Two kids?
Why didn't Voldemort know they have two kids?
Maybe one of them is Black's. His mind wanders on the possibility that this is the Longbottom child, they all run in the same Gryffindor circle, but really, how much does it matter? The boys are giggling, one of them sprouting antlers on his head.
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- Part 5 of and several bad jokes later
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The Summer after 4th year was the worst Summer Harry has ever had. Bad enough he'd rather face suicide via Dark Lord that follow Dumbledore's orders to return to the Dursleys.
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Holly Potter and the Midlife Crisis by Enigmaris
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
16 Sep 2020
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“The first group I sent over made the Avengers uncomfortable by thanking them constantly and asking for autographs. The next group stole things to sell on ebay. The group after that didn’t even get through the front door because Stark’s security system found something in their background that we missed. The fourth group left traumatized after cleaning out Thor’s room, apparently the god had some beheaded poultry dripping blood into a bowl in there. Then after that every group I’ve left hasn’t lasted more than three days because of some problem or another. I’m pretty sure one of those assholes has made it a game to scare my workers away.”
“I don’t think you’re supposed to call the heroes of New York assholes.”
Or, cleaning up after the Avengers involves more than just getting blood stains out of the carpet and most of them can't take the heat. Thankfully the Savior of the Wizarding has spent the last decade cleaning up after Death Eaters, so she's up to the task. Nothing, not pranks, bird corpses, or unidentified slime will keep her from cleaning up.
This Fic is now complete!