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Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose, and sometimes the immortal leader of a cult tries to summon the god of death and gets you instead. ‘Not dying’ just got a lot more complicated than ‘follow chemlab safety instructions.’ A tongue-in-cheek, Akatsuki-centric SI/OC.
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- Part 1 of Plasticity
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Veils and Mushrooms by Enigmatree
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon), 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
24 Aug 2020
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Wei Wuxian is married off to Wen Qing for political advantages. It's all good and well for most everyone involved until the day of the marriage comes-- only for Wei Wuxian to have the most eventful wedding night in world history, learn that he shares a considerable connection to his new wife in their love of science and research, and accidentally discover an interesting new application of the spiritual lingzhi mushroom.
(Or; grandmaster-of-demonic-cultivation Wei Wuxian and let's-transfer-golden-cores Wen Qing get married politically and completely platonically, which goes about as well as could have been expected, in hindsight.)
Spanish translation on: https://w.tt/3tGIh3N
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She didn't ask to be Haruno Sakura, but if she has to deal with being her, then so will everyone else.
Or: like a river, we get swept up in the moment (all things are in flux)
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In which Midoriya Inko refuses to be an anime mom by cyan96
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
29 Aug 2019
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Since Izuku turns four a series of Progressively Escalating incidents keep occurring in the Midoriya household. At first, no one makes the connection between the Midoriyas and the incidents, by dint of said incidents being so huge in scale, as befitting of An Appropriately Tragic backstory. Like that mass villain attack that occurred at the mall on Inko’s birthday. And that hostage situation at Tokyo-Disneyland. And that bank robbery after Tokyo Disneyland. The narrative works very hard but Midoriya Inko Does Not Die, because she has common sense and BNHA has things like actually competent law enforcement.
(or: in which the narrative is determined to make Midoriya Inko an anime mom, the headcanon list)
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Pickup Lines for the Soul by MustardSoup
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
23 May 2019
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Denki is twelve when he is flicking through the TV channels and lands on an old RomCom movie about soulmate marks – specifically the same type that he has.
“I can’t believe I’ve had to walk around with a cheap pickup line written on my ankle my entire life because of you!” The leading lady yells at the leading man as he stares at her in awe.
Denki laughs.
“Oh no.” His mother says, watching him.
“Oh no, indeed.” His sister repeats quietly.
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Performing Live at the Hall of Nine by seeing_blue
Fandoms: House of the Dragon (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms
18 Dec 2023
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Spools of black, spools of green, unraveling at the seat of the Merling King.
Where a girl named "Rhaena Targaryen" decides to be more dramatic than any of her family members combined on the night of Laena's funeral.
It's all for their own sake, of course, because everything has to be about fucking Targaryens.
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- Part 3 of ASOIAF Fics
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Welcome to Charbucks! by mariagonerlj
Fandoms: 乙女ゲームの破滅フラグしかない悪役令嬢に転生してしまった… - 山口悟 | My Next Life as a Villainess - Yamaguchi Satoru (Light Novels), 乙女ゲームの破滅フラグしかない悪役令嬢に転生してしまった… | My Next Life as a Villainess (Manga), 乙女ゲームの破滅フラグしかない悪役令嬢に転生してしまった… | My Next Life as a Villainess (Anime)
31 Jul 2021
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“Welcome to Charbucks,” Chiharu cheerfully cried even as her former fiancé stared at her as though she had invited him to join her within a most lewd act of sexual congress. “May I please take your order?”
An isekai'd Katarina finds another way to save herself from all the doom endings awaiting her in Fortune Lovers.
This can be read as either an AU to the entire Verge of Injustice series or a stand-alone one-shot.
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- Part 2 of Verge of Injustice Series
- Part 5 of A Collection of One-Shots
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always look where you throw the brick by Ms_Trickster
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, DCU
10 Jul 2021
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Tim shoots Bruce an offended look. “Steph’s my best friend, Bruce,” he says scathingly, pressing a hand against his chest. “If she needs me to throw a brick in her name, I’m there, because that’s what best friends do. How dare you—”
“I gave him twenty bucks,” Stephanie interrupts, and has a front row seat to watch the light in Bruce’s eyes die a slow death as Tim gives up on the charade, going back to braiding her hair.
“Tim,” Bruce says the same way retail workers say kill me now, “I’m a billionaire. If you wanted twenty bucks why didn’t you just ask me?”
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Gotta Roll With The Curveballs by justapoorboy
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Red Robin (Comics), Young Justice (Comics), We Are Robin (Comics)
10 Aug 2022
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“How’d you cry so easily?” Duke asks, still entirely too awkward because no matter what Steph says, Duke still thinks Tim is kinda cool in a weird way. A really weird way.
“Oh, I classically conditioned myself over winter break when I was eleven. All I have to do to tear up is pinch a certain point on my arm. See?” Tim viciously pinches a spot on his inner forearm. Immediately tears start to well in his eyes.
Or: Duke Thomas dealing with Tim Pod-Baby Drake and what exactly that entails.
EDITS MADE: 09/16/2024
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- Part 2 of Achilles Tendons and Their Extensions
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Tim has a concussion and Jason just wants things to stop going off-script.