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“You’re going to be put to death tomorrow, what do you want for your last meal?” the reporter taunted.
Draco strained at his chains, close enough to shout the most vile and offensive thing he could think of into fifty raised quick-quotes quills. “Hermione Granger’s cunt.”
Then he spat on the reporter’s shoes.
Hermione comes to collect.
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When Draco stumbles upon a particularly nasty curse at work, Hermione's Friday evening plans suddenly go from a hot bath and a good book to staying late to help research a countercurse.
But Draco's ache only grows as the evening goes on. The pain and agony won't relent.
So Hermione offers to help him out. After all, it's what any good colleague would do.
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“I only meant, is there someone you could call? Someone you’re with, who could…”
Draco laughs. The sound is harsh. “If I were seeing someone, do you think I’d still be sitting here with you instead of buried deep inside her right now?”
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Hermione Granger is finally on holiday.
Five years after the war, her first proper break is long overdue. On a sun-drenched beach in Croatia, a little tipsy and severely touch-deprived, she sends a suggestive cocktail to a particularly attractive back at the bar.
To her horror, the man who turns around is no other than Draco Malfoy.
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After bedding a string of inept men, Hermione Granger hasn’t had an orgasm in eight months. Sexually frustrated and angry with the male species’ ignorance of a woman’s body, she meets up with friends for a drink where Draco Malfoy tries to convince her that some wizards actually do know what they’re doing.
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He loomed over her, pressing her down until she was laying flat on her back, his hand still inside her knickers, fingers still working magical swipes and circles. Beyond her control, her hips rocked up toward him, demanding more.
He chuckled at her eagerness. “I’m going to make you come, Granger. Don’t you worry about that,” he promised.
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Ten years after the war, Hermione Granger finds herself harboring a large crush on Draco Malfoy. When she unwittingly consumes a potion - a special play on Amortentia crafted by one Theodore Nott - she's forced to face it head on. And so is Draco.
Takes place over a Saturday night and a Monday morning.
“But now, there’s a chance some part of Saturday night was real? That some part of you might want some part of me? I have to know. I can’t keep waiting on your answer to what I thought was a very obvious question. I’ll go bloody mad. So please, put me out of my misery one way or another.”
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When Hermione’s ex arrives at a pub trivia night with the woman he left her for, she tries to make him jealous by sitting in Draco's lap. But their fake dating charade takes a very real turn when he’s more than happy to partake in a daring kink that her ex would never indulge.
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- Part 2 of morgan_magic's public cockwarming
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In the midst of a situationship with Malfoy, Hermione arrives at the Auror office wearing a cute little skirt and BITE ME written on her tights across her arsecheek. When a furiously jealous Draco finds out she’s about to go on a date, he keeps her from the other wizard in the most persuasive way he knows how.
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Draco Malfoy and the Atrociously Mismanaged Valentine by Eclectic_fantasy, saintmlfy, Tippilo, Wrathful_Wrackspurt
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
24 Feb 2025
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When a singing goblin in a frilly pink dress delivered a Valentine to Draco Malfoy's office, Draco was convinced Hermione Granger had finally noticed his existence beyond their verbal sparring matches. His response? A perfectly reasonable campaign of gift-giving. What could possibly go wrong?
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How to Catch a Snitch by FanFixation (SequesteredAudio), Nusilverwolf, strandsofsaturn
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
14 Feb 2025
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“Just think of the kids!”
Hermione is told when she’s dragged to the ridiculous ‘headless’ auction co-hosted by St. Mungo’s Children’s Department and the International Quidditch Federation.
Up for grabs? A Valentine’s date night with one of the strapping players standing on stage.
So, when the Pansy-Ginny-Theo Chaos Trio™ tricks her into bidding for the contestant with an intriguing sprawl of runic tattoos, Hermione resigns herself to an evening surrounded by soppy, lovestruck couples.
This’ll be painful – tattoos and broom thighs be damned!
Once in a while, though, you get something much more valuable than you bid for, and you learn that, just maybe, love really is in the air. ✨🧹🪽
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Cupid's Cocktail by Dizzle00, MWard01, PaperCranePodfics
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
14 Feb 2025
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“Shut the fuck up, Theo.” Malfoy said, rolling his eyes, though his cheeks had a slight flush to them. “You’re worse than my mother.”
“Well, I did kind of raise you,” Theo retorted, smugly.
“Oh please. Which one of us had two loving parents growing up and which didn’t?”
“Which one of us is in a long-term, healthy relationship,” Theo countered, pointedly eying Harry’s hand resting on his knee, “and which one lives alone except for coming over here everyday to stare longingly at my roommate’s arse in her new pajama shorts?”
Hermione froze.
Harry coughed
Malfoy glowered.
Theo, of course, smirked.
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Draining Malfoy’s Vault by AMPAudiobooks, SilverDragonGemini
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
01 Feb 2025
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Draco had told Hermione to get herself something nice for Valentine’s Day but hadn’t set any sort of limitations on what that entailed. Perhaps if she managed to spend enough money, she could get a rise out of Draco and finally get him to care about dissolving their marriage. What harm was there in taking out two birds with one very expensive stone?
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OR: Hermione’s plan to piss off Draco backfires terribly when her Ministry-appointed husband has an insatiable desire to watch his beloved wife spend his money any way she sees fit.
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"Can you help me reapply my sun lotion?”
“Ask your new friends to help you,” she replied, turning to her stomach, revealing the barely there back of her bikini bottoms.
Draco coughed. “Who? Those girls? We were just chatting about footie.”
“Mmm,” Hermione hummed, tuning him out. She had lost her place on the page. She needed to focus.
He lay beside her, finally letting the sun's warmth kiss her skin again.
“You're not peeved about me talking to them, are you?” She could hear the glee in his voice.
She looked at him. He was propped up on his forearms, his abs tensed, and his head tilted back.
“I am annoyed that you just stopped our game. I waited for you for a solid ten minutes before giving up,” she spat out.
“A solid ten minutes? Did you time it, you little swot?”
She could feel her cheeks blushing red. She could blame it on the sun. “Whatever, you wasted my time. So no, I will not help you put on sunscreen.”
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Or when her stepbrother, Draco get a sunburn, Hermione has to help him out. Smut ensues. -
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Hermione discovered two things in her first week of Auror training following the war:
1. She was woefully attracted to Draco Malfoy.
2. He wanted nothing to do with her and told her never to speak to him.Five years later, and Hermione Granger took two things very seriously as she navigated her promising Auror career:
1. She remained woefully, painfully, irrevocably attracted to Draco Malfoy.
2. She would not break the vow of silence between them.A smutty Dramione one-shot, with mild Christmas themes - MERRY CHRISTMAS!
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- Part 1 of The Obsession Series
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Unspeakables Granger and Malfoy have to spend Christmas Eve in a non-magical tent in Scotland, huddling for warmth.
Despite her earlier assertion about compliments, whatever classification of her that was about to leave his mouth was likely to be unflattering. She attempted a deflection via academic nitpick. “Malfoy, I’m trying to sleep, but on the subject, you know you can’t have a species that’s just one person. How would I propagate?”
“Granger.” He rolled to face her as though now she had his full attention. “It sounds like you just asked me to tell you how to fuck yourself.”
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- Part 3 of Shagging For Science
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The Various Employment of Questionable Tactics by augustaoctavia
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
29 Sep 2024
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What started off as a simple missive between a professor and a student's mother soon spiraled into something so much more--something so unexpected.
Loner Potions Master and Professor at Hogwarts, Draco Malfoy, discovers his precocious student has pilfered ingredients from his private stores. After a failed attempt to communicate about her misdeed without descending into childish bickering, Draco and Hermione Granger agree to discuss the matter that evening at the Hog's Head.
Whiskey will be required to get through this conversation, he can already tell.
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This story evolved from the following Dramione Month Prompts: Potions Master, Auror/Police, Cursebreaker, Quidditch Player, and Free Day.Content previously uploaded to my Instagram account (@augustaoctavia8). You will find lots of other ridiculous Dramione content posted there.
Don't post this to other sites. Keep Fandom Free. Etc.
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everybody's dancing in the moonlight by Anonymous for SquibNation10, JonRiptide, ErrolsBestie, HeadmasterVernonDursley
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
27 Sep 2024
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Not all heroes wear capes.
Not all French people eat crepes.
Not all Weasleys have sour grapes.
… But Ron Weasley does.
And Hermione Jean Granger is sick of it! She deserves a real man, and she’s going to get one!
Whatever it takes.
Harry Potter and Hermione Granger will get the happy ending they deserve.
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- Part 1 of My Collection
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Her breath couldn’t seem to stay in her lungs as she gasped with the building pressure of her fingers working into her.
“Just like that. Please. Harder. Harder,” she said, eyes closed and back arching high off the bed.
As her climax reached its peak, a loud, crashing noise filled her room.
Hermione’s eyes shot open wide to look at the door to her bedroom where a tall, masked man stood, wand drawn and foot extended from kicking her door down.
She let out a vicious scream, not from fear but out of frustration because yet another fucking Death Eater had come to interrupt her evening, except this time, he’d stolen what was sure to be a toe-curling orgasm right out of her arousal-slicked fingers.
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OR: Death Eater Draco tries to kidnap Hermione, so she makes him an offer he can't refuse.
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Based off a search for a fic on r/Dramione that we COULD NOT FIND .
Hermione uses Draco's hand as a necklace :)
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His fingers pressed into her thigh as he took her to the ground.
Hermione breathed raggedly, the scent of bleached mats and salted sweat heavy in her nose, burning and acidic. The force of the takedown made her want to wind her eyes shut, gasp, and suck in a shaky breath.
She didn’t. She had to remain focused. She had to get out of this.
“Come on, Granger,” he panted against her ear, pressing her down. She could hear the smile in his voice. “Get me off.”
Or: Hermione is weak. Draco can fix that.
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Hermione walks into the bar with a Ron Weasley shaped hole in her heart and a lilac skirt that fits her like a second skin. Her idea of getting him back doesn’t go exactly as planned.
Inspired by imgonnagetyouback by Taylor Swift.
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- Part 4 of cosmic_kate's Taylor Swift Dramioneverse