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Recently lighting bolt put a hole into the moon. They tried fixing it but it didnt work. One morning a pocket knife listening to Lemon demon on their cd player took a walk. They notice the hole in the moon.
“hm?” They push up their glasses. “huh… that would be a fun place to chill..!!” They climb into the moon but they slip and fall deeper into the moon. With a crash and oof. They get up and rub their knife head. “OH NO!!!” they pick up their now broken cd. “man… i’ll have to burn more cds when i get back…” They notice carvings on the moon. It was of some number guys. They slightly giggle and push up their glasses. They take a sticky note, draws themselves in it, and sticks it on the moon. Suddenly… someone appeared behind them. They turn around to see a blue number. the number one. She was looking through some note book. She looked up to see the knife. Her eyes turn wide. She disappears…
Moments later pocket knife apears in a chair. In front of them was a table and chair. They were in a very blue room. The blue number one was in the chair in front of them.
“Hello pocket knife!!!” The numbers voice was comforting and oddly welcoming. “Down for a deeaaalll?!” The number giggled
Pocket knife looked at her, shocked. “W-WHAT THE?! W-WHO ARE YOU?!” Pocket knife was scared but they breathed in and out. They tried, and i mean tried, to keep their cool.
“Great question!!!!” The blue number continued. “My name is one!! I’m an old friend of twos!” She smiled at pocket knife
pocket knife calmed a little bit. An old friend of twos..? maybe this number was trustworthy… “y-you were talking about a deal…?”
“Oh right!!!! silly me!!!” A yellowish piece of paper with writing and somewhat logo of one floated on to the table infront of them. “just a deal! if you sign it then you cant tell anyone about what you saw~!” One smiled.
pocket knife looked at the paper. “d-do i get something out of this…?” realizing what they said “B-BUT ITS OK IF I DONT I-I MEAN… I…”
One laughed. Pocket knife gives a confused look at one. “Why of course!!! how silly of me!!! now!! what do YOU want, pocket knife?” One grinned
Pocket knife thought about it. They looked at one. One was well… kinda cute… pocket knife thought of something to see one more. “Well mhh…. I-I could be like… your… assistant…?” As the words came out lf their mouth they looked down at the floor. “well maybe not…”
One laughed more. Her laugh booming through the room. “OH HO HO~! YOU ARE A HOOT!!!” Pocket knife stared at one. They frowned. One looked back shocked. “oh your serious..!!”
Pocket knife sighed. “Maybe it’s a stupid idea… I’m sorry…”
One looks at eyes wide. She stands up. “oh no no no no!!!” She laughs. “don’t apologize!!! Just… You know… sign the deal…!!” Ones voice goes from cheery to demanding quickly.
Pocket knife looks at the deal paper. “r-right! sorry… i forgot..!” They sign the deal. As soon as they do so they appear in their room at the hotel. The room was messy with posters all over the walls. “W-what the-!” They look around frantically looking for something. Maybe something changed. On their desk was the exact cd they had broken before. Next to it was a note. “fixed this for you! -One”
Pocket knife picked up the cd. Maybe that deal wasn’t such a bad thing after all