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A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)
Carol will toss you a cold towel, and you’re expected to redress and leave with utmost dignity. If she’s a fan of yours, you’ll get a warm towel bath from her; and maybe she’ll let you into the shower. If Rudy is out of the picture….there is no aftercare until the wee hours of the morning. You will be very, very sore. (Thankfully she has every medication imaginable in her house.)
B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)
She loves her (quite ample) chest, and Rudy has been smothered with it many times. Her favorite part of you, on the other hand, is your belly. She loves gently kissing it, knowing it’s the last time it’ll be a normal color.
C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)
She loves the look of her own slick on your face or hands. Your own fluids painting her chest, too, is something she is turned on by. She’ll never admit it—but she’s always wanted to be a swallower.
D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
Sometimes, just sometimes…she likes to go around the house in just a camisole and shorts. When nobody is around, granted. This counts as a dirty secret to her.
E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)
Years of experience. She knows what she’s doing to a scary level. No further comment.
F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)
She loves to ride you in any way shape or form. The times you get on top are for novelty only.
G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)
She does not joke around. She is an extremely serious, focused person. With that being said, she does warm up around you. Perhaps enough to reveal a well-honed dry wit.
H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)
Carol has more grooming products than almost anyone in town. (Except for sans, incidentally.) She keeps herself trimmed but not shaven down below.
I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)
This one is difficult, because it depends on her mood. We’d all like her to be somewhat caring, but realistically she is going to have her way with you and then walk to the shower like nothing happened. You need to advocate in order for her to be romantic, per se. It’s not unachievable. Just…hard to warm up the ice queen. But the heart does what it does.
J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)
Not even in the slightest. She requires another body to successfully get off.
K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)
She loves anything having to do with power. Light bondage, facesitting, smothering with her chest, domming.
L = Location (favorite places to do the do)
Bedroom or office. You get to pick, but if you’re indecisive, you won’t get anything at all.
M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)
A sense of power and control. Beneath this, a sense of body appreciation (after having kids) and attachment (after losing one [1] kid).
N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)
As cold as she is, she’s never cruel. Anything too rough or harsh will be “penalized.” (In her words.) She is also hesitant to have you around while others are in the house for the first view trysts.
O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)
She has excellent skill with giving, and she prefers to receive while sitting in her office.
P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)
A mix. I believe she’d want to get any proper foreplay over with quickly, but she is a maddening tease to make up for it. The act itself would be slow as well, to give you appropriate space and time to process all the things she’s doing to you.
Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)
Not a fan of quickies. Sex must be booked in advance. (Through her calendar—usually under the guise of meetings)
R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)
She’s not much of a risk taker, but she might be inclined to do so if you are one. Keep in mind what counts as a risk to her in the first place—usually very benign things, magnified in her type A mind.
S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)
She did track in college and runs every morning. God help you.
T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)
She does own a single vibrator. It sits in her dresser cabinet, collecting dust.
U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)
Here, Carol is an expert. I can easily imagine her frequently bending over in front of you, ostensibly to pick up something that had fallen. Of course, given the lower-cut and form-fitting outfits she wears, you’re likely to catch a nosebleed-inducing view of her cleavage or rear.
V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)
I think she’d be mostly quiet, and would put a hand over your mouth to make sure you are too. Depends on if she’s cheating with you or not, but even if you’re in a relationship, she likes the power. And your tongue on her hand.
W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)
Carol had a serious discussion with Rudy about getting Noelle microchipped.
X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)
Carol is a layerer. One might even call her a present that needs to be unwrapped. Underneath camisoles and thin shorts, you’d find a whole boutique’s worth of scalloped edges, sheer paneling, and lace.
Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)
Her drive is sporadic—high libido one day, low libido the next. She’s got an excellent idea of how she’s feeling at all times. And even if she is low drive, she almost always has it in her to quickly and clinically make you scream.
Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
She will likely be answering emails in bed while you’re starting to fall asleep. If she likes you enough, she’ll delay putting on a nightgown before attending to her evening tasks. (But she despises sleeping nude.)