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On Country Island, an island where personifications of countries live together and want to get away from whatever politics are being brewed up in their country they rule over, always has something bustling in there, like for the 4th of July, USA is hosting a party at a recreation of the White House, where he and his children states are preparing the house for their upcoming guests.
“Aight, I think I got everything prepared!” USA says happily, strikingly resembling Uncle Sam in the face, looking muscular yet fat with a long beard and shoulder length hair, dressed in Uncle Sam’s iconic outfit with red, blue and white everywhere “Kids, what's up with you?”
“Food is prepared, look at all this beautiful cheese!” Wisconsin says, the tall and chubby moustached shoulder length haired personified state being in awe at the cheese laid out on the charcuterie boards.
“Yeah, especially cheddar!” Montana chimes in, the thin long haired personified state being a cheddar fiend.
“I’m not surprised that you’d instantly fawn over cheese today, Wissy. Especially as it’s dad’s birthday.” California teases their older brother about his love of cheese, along with California being tall and little muscular with their hair being a long mohawk.
“Shut up.” Wisconsin says, eyes still on the cheese platter.
“Heheheh.” Pennsylvania chuckles as she smirks at Wisconsin “Good that I got my Philadelphia cheese too!” being tall and skinny with a long undercut in a ponytail.
“For what, your Philly cheesesteaks?” Louisiana throws in as she smirks nudges her shoulder against her sister’s, being tall and thin with a pixie cut.
“Oh yeah~.” Pennsylvania throws back, having pride in her state’s sandwich.
“Heheh~.” Nebraska chuckles at his sisters being playful with each other, being a tall and buff Steve Ballmer lookalike.
“Oh you~.” Washington throws in, being a tall and muscular George Washington lookalike.
“Yeah~!” so does Oklahoma, being tall and fat with a big belly, moustache and is bald.
“Lucky that I didn't bring my bugs~!” Colorado throws in with a smirk on his face, being tall and buff with a bit of a gut line, short beard and short hair that almost resembles a skinhead.
“Or my crocs~!” Florida adds in, being tall and muscular with a little beard and shoulder length hair, looking like a MoistCr1TiKaL lookalike.
“Aight, you know damn well dad ain’t gonna let you bring those in, especially as well have guests soon!” New York tells them, reminding them of not to do that, being muscular with a bit of a gut line and dreadlocks.
“I know!” Colorado says.
“Good!” North Carolina throws in, being tall and muscular with a bit of a gut line, long beard, and short cut hair.
“Yeah, even if you were joking, I wouldn’t want to deal with bugs and crocodiles. Just, eugh.” South Carolina adds in, feeling grossed out at the idea of bugs being inside the house, her being tall and chubby with long straight hair.
“Don't worry, we all be safe from that here.” Wyoming reassures her, being very tall and very thin, and bald.
“Thanks.” she exhales.
“I also hope we will be safe from your creepypasta bullshit, Wy~.” Pennsylvania tells her little brother, to which he does the face from the Wyoming incident.
“Huh? The fuck you're talking about?” he asks, visibly confused at what she means.
“About this very thing, bro.” Oklahoma adds in, very annoyed.
“You seriously don’t see it?” California asks him, to which Wyoming shakes his head.
“Jeez.” North Carolina says.
“Anyway~, let's prepare to meet the guests, kids.“ USA says, getting his kids’ attention.
“Of course!” Washington salutes.
“Let's go!” followed by Oklahoma, some time passes and they get a ding on the door.
“I'll get it dad!” Pennsylvania say as she comes to the door and opens it, where the country at the door is Canada! Looking muscular with a gut line, along with a short beard and short hair.
“Good evening, eh!” Canada greets her with his stereotypical eh.
“Oh hello Mr. Canada!” she greets him.
“How are ya?” he shakes hands with her, smile on his face.
“Good! And you?” she smiles back.
“Me too!”
“Great! Please come in!”
Canada comes inside as Pennsylvania closes the door “Say, where’s the man of honor, eh? Can’t wait to see him!” he asks.
“He's in the hall, serving the table!“
“Okay!” he goes over to him “Heya America!”
“Hello neighbour!” USA shakes hands with him.
“How’s it going, eh?”
“Great! And you?”
“Great too!“
“Wonderful! Can't wait for others to arrive!”
“Me too! It’s gonna be one hell of a party, eh!”
“Right!“
Ding Dong! The doorbell rings “I’ll get it this time!” Hawaii goes to the door and opens it, looking like as if Maui was coloured in as the Hawaiian flag. He opens the door and is greeted with Italy, who looks like Mario!
“Ciao ragazzo!” Italy greets him.
“Oh Aloha Italy!” Hawaii greets him back “How ya doing?” he shakes his hand.
“Good! And you, my boy?” he smiles at the long curly haired state.
“Good too!” Hawaii smiles back as he curls his toes.
“Lead the way!” he says cheerfully.
“Right! Dad’s right this way!” he leads him to the hall where USA is.
“Buona sera, fratello!” Italy shakes his hand.
“Oh hello Italy! How are you?” USA smiles at him.
“Super! And you?”
“Same here!”
Ding Dong! The doorbell rings again “My turn!” Colorado goes to the door and opens it, being greeted by Moldova, who looks like a Pasha Parfeni lookalike, and Finland, who is tall and thin with long hair.
“Hey!” Finland greets him.
“Hello!” followed by Moldova.
“Oh hello there!” Colorado greets them both.
“How are you?” Finland extends his hand to him, warm smile on his face.
“Good! And you?” Colorado shakes his hand.
“Us too!”
“Can we come in?” Moldova asks with a soft smile on his face.
“Please do! I'll lead you to father!” Colorado smiles at them.
They come inside “Please do~!” Finland smiles and the three of them go into the hall where they find USA “Hey!” he greets with a smile.
“Hello there guys!” USA greets them the same.
“How are you?” Moldova extends his hand to USA.
“Great! And you?” USA shakes his hand.
“Amazing!”
“Excited for this party.” Finland shakes his hand next.
“Good to know!” USA says enthusiastically.
Ding Dong! the doorbell rings again “I’ll get it!” New York goes to the door and opens it, being greeted by Russia, who’s buff with a bit of a gut line, little more muscles, with very short hair, almost skinhead,
Ukraine, who’s like Russia but a little smaller with middle length hair, and Belarus, who’s short and skinny, with long curly hair!
“Здравствуй!” Russia greets him.
“Привiт!” followed by Ukraine.
“Добры дзень!” followed by Belarus
“Oh hey Soviets! How ya doin’?” New York greets them.
“Good!” they say with a smile.
“Aight! Come on in!” New York says, they all walk in and he leads them to USA.
“Hello slavs!” USA greets them.
“Hello there!” Russia, Ukraine and Belarus greet him back
“What's up?” He asks them.
“Great!” they say excitedly.
Ding Dong! the doorbell rings again “I'm on my way!” Nebraska goes to the door and opens it, being greeted with Serbia, who’s buff with a little gut line and short hair, Croatia, who’s tall and slightly muscular with short hair, Bosnia & Herzegovina, who’s short and slim with little muscles, has big long beard and buzzcut, and Slovenia, who’s tall and skinny with short hair!
“Здраво!/Zdravo!” The four former Yugoslav countries greet him.
“Hi there Balkans!” Nebraska greets them.
“How are you, Nebraska?” Serbia extends his hand to him with a soft smile on his face.
“Good, good! And you guys?” Nebraska smiles back as he shakes Serbia’s hand.
“Good!” they say as they each shake hands with Nebraska.
“Please come in! We are waiting for you!” Nebraska grins “Oh, wait, where are the others? There are usually more of you together.” Nebraska asks, realising that Yugoslavia, Montenegro and North Macedonia didn’t come with them.
As they come inside, Serbia tells him “Oh, Crna Gora, Makedonija and tata are gonna arrive later! Don’t worry about it!”
“Yeah, they told us to go on without them!” Croatia adds in.
“Aight then!” Nebraska says.
“So, where’s your dad?” Bosnia & Herzegovina asks happily.
“In the hall, over there!” Nebraska points them in the direction of where they need to go.
“Thank you!” Slovenia nods and they go there
“Здраво/Zdravo Amerika!” they greet him.
“Hello! Good to see you here!” USA greets them back.
“How are you?” Serbia extends his hand to him.
“Good! And you?” USA shakes his hand.
“Good too!” they each shake his hand.
“Wonderful! I hope you will enjoy the party!” USA says.
“Oh, we definitely will!” Croatia smiles.
“Right!” Slovenia throws in.
Ding Dong! the doorbell rings again “I’ll get it!” Alaska goes to the door, being tall and muscular with long hair in a ponytail, and opens it, being greeted by UK, who has a bit of muscles, a big belly, moustache, and is bald, and France, who’s skinny with long hair!
“Bonjour!” France greets him.
“Good evening, chap!” followed by UK.
“Ah, good evening France and grandpa!” Alaska smiles at the sight of the two, especially at his grandpa UK “How are you?” he extends his hand to them.
“Very good! And you, mon ami?” she shakes his hand
“Me too!” he then shakes UK’s hand.
“That’s very good to hear! Now, where is my son?” UK asks.
“And my friend?”
“Right this way, follow me!” he leads them to him.
“Bon soir, Etats-Unis!” she greets USA.
“Good evening, dear son!” UK greets him happily.
“Hi dad! Hi France!” he hugs them both, very happy to see them, especially his father.
UK hugs him back “Happy Birthday! How are you?”
“I'm fine thank you! And you?”
“Same here! Tres bien!”
“Yes yes, we’re fine!”
Ding Dong! the doorbell rings again “My turn!” North Carolina goes to the door and opens it, this time it’s Japan, who’s skinny with long hair in a bun, Vietnam, who’s short and thin with long twin tail braided hair, Laos, who’s short and thin with a bit of a gutline woth a braided bun, and Cambodia, who’s tall and thin with a braided bun!
“こんばんは!” Japan greets him, bowing his head.
“Chào buổi tối!” Vietnam greets him next with a wave.
“ສະບາຍດີ!” Laos greets him next, bowing his head with his hands together.
“សួស្តី!” Cambodia greets him last, bowing his head with his hands together.
“Hello and welcome! How are you doing?” North Carolina greets them happily.
“Good! You?” Japan says happily.
“Good too!”
“Where is the host of this home?” Cambodia asks with a smile on his face.
“He's in the hall!”
“Okay.” Laos adds in with a smile on his face too.
They all go there “Hello my fellow Asians!” USA greets them with a wave.
“Hello Amerikagasshūkoku!” Japan greets him cheerfully with a bow.
“Hello Hợp chủng quốc Hoa Kỳ!” Vietnam greets him next with a bow, blushing even.
“Hello សហរដ្ឋអាមេរិក!” Cambodia greets him next with a bow and hands together.
“Hello ສະຫະລັດອາເມລິກາ!” Laos greets him last, doing the same as Cambodia.
“Hello Vietnam~.” USA gives a specific greeting to Vietnam, blushing too, making Vietnam blush even more “How are you doing~?”
“Excellent!” Japan smiles “And you, honourable celebrant?”
“Same here! Can't wait to begin partying!” he says, still blushing.
“Us too…~” so does Vietnam.
“Oh yes!” Cambodia and Laos nod along.
“Heheheh~.” Russia chuckles, smirk on his face.
“Dean Martin and his song "Amore" is on my mind, for some reason~.” Italy smirks too, feeling a little romantic mood going on between USA and Vietnam.
“You don’t think…that they’re in love~?” California covers their mouth, realising what they think is going on.
“Yuh, the first thing on Cali's mind is of course gay love~.” Texas laughs, finding his younger sibling a little silly for jumping to such a conclusion.
“Well what would you call it then?” California asks him.
“Fooling around!”
“Hmm, I don’t think so.”
Ding Dong! the doorbell rings again “I’ll get it!” New Mexico goes to the door, being short and a little chubby with a bit of a gut line, along with a beard and short curly hair, and opens it, seeing Thailand, who’s tall and slightly muscular with shoulder length hair he ties in a bun, Myanmar, who’s tall and toned with a slightly chubby belly with dreadlocks, and Brunei, who’s medium height, muscular with a medium sized belly with shoulder length hair he ties in a bun!
“Oh, hola amigos!” New Mexico greets them happily.
“สวัสดี!” Thailand greets him, bowing with his hands together.
“မင်္ဂလာပါ!” so does Myanmar.
“Helo!” and Brunei, but waves with a smile instead.
“How are you guys? You ready for this party?” New Mexico asks them.
“Yes!” they say cheerfully.
“¡Excelente! Come in!” the three walk inside.
“Please lead the way to US!” Brunei says.
“Gladly!” New Mexico leads them to the hall.
“Hello there guys!” USA greets them with a wave.
“Hello Amerika Syarikat!” Brunei greets him like that too.
“Hello ယူအက်စ်အေ!” Myanmar greets him with a bow and hands together.
“Hello สหรัฐอเมริกา!” so does Thailand.
“How are you doing?” he asks them.
“Really excited!” Brunei replies happily.
“Ready to party!” so does Thailand.
“Oh yes! And you?” Myanmar asks.
“Same here!” USA shouts excitedly.
“Great!” the three of them say in unison.
Ding Dong! the doorbell rings again “I’ll get it!” Kentucky goes to the door, looking like a long and muscular Colonel Sanders lookalike, and opens it, this time it’s Slovakia, who’s medium height and thin with long wavy hair!
“Dobrý večer!” she greets him.
“Good evening, ma’am!” he kisses her hand “How are ya this fine evenin’?”
“I’m good! You?” she blushes.
“Good too! Lemme lead you to papa!” he does so.
“Dobrý večer Amerika!”
“Hello fair lady! How are you?” they greet each other.
“I’m good, you?”
“Good too!”
“I see you’re really excited for tonight?” she asks gleefully.
“Oh yes! Let's celebrate!”
“Yes!” Canada throws in.
“Let's go!” so does France.
“Forza!” as well as Italy. As more and more countries come over, the currents guests and states enjoy some snacks.
“So much cheese~!” France says, tasting all the cheeses from the platters.
“And it's delicious~!” so does Thailand.
“I know, right? All produced by me and my state!” says Wisconsin.
“And by my state!” Pennsylvania adds in.
“I like it~!” Serbia throws in.
“Me too~!” so does Croatia.
“And me~!” and Myanmar.
“Me three~!” and Cambodia.
“This meat is really delicious~!” adds in Japan, tasting the roasted beef and chicken.
“As well as the vegetables~!” says Belarus, tasting the sliced cucumbers and tomatoes.
“And fruits~!” says Ukraine, tasting the grilled and skewered apples, bananas, and pineapples.
“Mhmm~!” Bosnia & Herzegovina adds in.
“Why thank you!” says Washington.
“Yes, thanks!” Pennsylvania adds in.
“Not at all!” says Finland.
“Yeah!” adds in Laos.