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Pierro created the group chat “Fatui Harbingers”

Pierro added: Capitano, Dottore, Columbina, Arlecchino, Pulcinella, Scaramouche, Sandrone, Signora, Pantalone and Childe

Pierro: Good evening, fellow harbingers. Today, I have created this “group chat” using the new technology, so we can all discuss important, work-related discussions, for the betterment of Her Majesty The Tsaritsa’s cause. 

Childe: yooo, what’s up guys!!!! 

Columbina: hiii, everyone 💕💗

Scaramouche: Why tf would you create this? I don’t need any more of any of these dumbasses' stupid bickering. 

Childe: You do know that you can just mute the chat, right???

Scaramouche: Does it look like I fucking care? 💀

Pulcinella: Mind your language, Scaramouche

Scaramouche: who tf are you to tell me what to do?

Dottore: Where tf are you, Scaramouche? Get your ass over here, I need to experiment on you.

Scaramouche: hell no

Pantalone: @Dottore, no, where tf are YOU? We had a date tonight, remember? That cost me a lot of mora; I cannot forfeit it. 

Dottore: Oh, mb, I’ll be there in 5! 

Pierro: Dottore, Pantalone, please take your conversation somewhere else. 

Childe: UHM, are we gonna ignore that he said “date”???? 🫨

Signora: How can you be this slow, Childe? We all know what they do behind closed doors. 

Childe: What??? What do they do???

Arlecchino: Stay innocent

Childe: PLEASEEE WHAT DO THEY DOOO? 😭

Sandrone: They get freaky, af, and start gooning to each other

Childe: what the fuck… I didn’t know they were like that

Capitano: Why would you tell Childe that? He’s too young!

Childe: It’s not like I’m a little kid! 

Scaramoche: yea, you are, you’re like 5 years old or smth

Childe: Am not!!

Signora: You sure act that way.

Capitano: Come now, why are you people bullying the poor child?

Sandrone: Yeah, your asses are gonna get arrested for childe abuse

Scaramouche: tf, since when did your fake ass make actually funny jokes?

Sandrone: you CANNOT be talking, you fake ass puppet, this is why your mom left you

Scaramouche: Bitch, you’re a puppet too. Why tf are you talking, respect ur superiors. 

Columbina: Scaramouche, could you stop bullying my girlfriend, please! The only fake one here is you <33

Sandrone: Ugh, finally someone has some common sens- WAIT THE FUCK YOU MEAN GIRLFRIEND??

Columbina: wdym <33 aren’t we dating <33

Sandrone: COMLOMBINA, YOU LITTLE! WE AREN’T DATING!! How many times do I have to tell you that!

Columbina: I love you too😇💗

Sandrone: sybau

Scaramoche: everyone, stfu, the couple is arguing

Sandrone: SCARAMOUCHE, ONCE I FIND YOU 

Arlecchino: Columbina and Sanderone, the children say you two are adorable together 

Signora: Yes, much cuter than Dottore and his sugar daddy. 

Columbina: awww, tyy Arlecchino and Signora 💗

Sandrone: for the LAST TIME, WE AREN’T DATING!!!

Capitano: Sandrone, I suggest you should stop being in denial. 

Scaramouche: Bru, you're literally the tsudere character, from those trash ass insuman slop novels.

Sanderone: stfu, puppet. We all know u love that crap

Columbina: what’s wrong, with insuman light novels? they’re so romantic <3

Pantalone: dw, it’s just Scaramouche’s mommy issues, acting up. I personally love reading yaoi.

Scaramouche: who tf, invited ur ass, aren’t u meant to be fucking Dottore, rn?

Pantalone: His ass, hasn’t even shown up, yet.

Signora: Imagine being stood up 💀

Pantalone: Stfu, your husband hasn’t even stood up in the past 500 years, yk why? Cause he’s fucking 6 feet under.

Signora: I’m going to fucking find you and your psychotic ass boyfriend, and fucking kill you

Dottore: tf, did I get dragged into this shit

Pantalone: TF ARE YOU AT???

Dottore: One of the test subjects escaped again.

Scaramouche: Maybe, they won’t escape if u weren’t so fucking pathetic. 

Dottore: stfu, Scaramouche, unless you want to be experimented on again

Scaramouche: bruh, ur gonna do that either way. 💀

Pantalone: nobody fucking cares about the test subject. GET YOUR BITCH ASS OVER HERE

Dottore: Fine, impatient are we? Don’t worry, I’ll make sure you have a great time. 😏

Childe: ???

Capitano: Just, don’t ask…

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Pulcinella: Ajax, why do your siblings keep speaking in some foreign language, or perhaps it’s some code?

Childe: Wdym???

Pulcinella: They keep saying these words, such as “rizz” and whatnot.

Arlecchino: Yes, I would like to know as well. My children also keep speaking this language. 

Columbina: Ohhh! I think Sandrone knows what “rizz” means! She says it all the time! 

Sandrone: tf, when did I ever say that?

Columbina: huh? u say it every day. Something like “utterly rizzable”?

Sandrone: r u actually deaf? I say “utterly RISIBLE” not “rizzable”.

Columbina: ohhhhhh

Pulcinella: So, what does it mean?

Childe: Uhhhhh, rizz means like having charisma, yk like being attractive. (which I totally have plenty of btw)

Scaramouche: In ur dreams, ginger. You have zero aura, nobody likes your ugly ass 💀

Childe: EXCUSE ME??? WOMAN LOVE ME!

Signora: I believe you might have schizophrenia, trust me, absolutely NO woman on Teyvat would even find you, a minuscule fraction of attractive 

Childe: HELLO?? JUST CUZ YOU HAVE HORRIBLE TASTE DOESN’T MEAN EVERYONE ELSE DOES!

Dottore: Stop the cap 🧢, we all know you’re lying

Childe: AM NOT! Dyk the AMOUNT of love letters I get on a DAILY basis!!

Pantalone: Wait, how tf do you know what cap means?

Dottore: The children test subjects keep saying it. So, I let a kid go if he taught me that secret language, because I was so considerate. 

Signora: considerate my ass

Pulcinella: Wait, but what do you mean by a “cap”, Childe doesn’t wear a hat. 

Arlecchino: yes, what does it mean? 

Sandrone: If anyone needs to “stop the cap,” it’s Scaramouche, with his big ass hat. We all know ur forehead is massive af, no need to feel ashamed. 

Scarmouche: Tf, is wrong with my hat. You CANNOT be talking, you wear a flipping napkin on your head.      

Sandrone: It’s called a BONNET, you illiterate idiot

Columbina: It’s ok, Sandrone, I think your bonnet is very cute 💗

Sandrone: Ugh, whatever 😒

Pulcinella: I still don’t understand the meaning of “cap”

Childe: Ohh, uhh, it’s just another way of saying “lie” 

Arlecchino: And what does “aura” mean?

Childe: Uhm, it’s sort of like how cool you are

Arlecchino: Hmm, I see, I will use these newfound words to better communicate with my children. 

Pulcinella: Then why did Anthon, tell me that I had negative aura and rizz and I was a “unc”?

Scaramouche: he’s calling you a weird ass old man 

Pulcinella: Ajax, is this true?

Childe: NOO, UHM HE’S JUST SAYING UR AURA AND RIZZ IS TOO HIGH IT BROKE THE SCALE!! And he’s being veryyy respectful, calling you unc. <33

Pulcinella: Wow, such a polite boy, I should buy him more gifts, next time I visit. 😄

Childe: oooohh, I want a gift too!

Scaramouche: why do u need gifts, ur such a little kid 

Childe: heyy!!! am nottt!

Dottore: sybau, Scaramouche, stop tryin’ to be tuff, stop being salty cuz no one wants to buy ur ungrateful ass gifts. 

Childe: wow, ty Dottore :) 

Dottore: stfu, I didn’t do it to defend u, I just needed to put that puppet into his place. 

Scaramouche: PLEASE, who tf buys ur ass gifts u CANNOT be talking

Pantalone: Excuse me? I buy my boyfriend gifts all the time, do you know the amount of mora, I spend, on them?

Dottore: Yes, tyyy daddy <33

Sandrone: will u two STFU, stop flirting in the group chat, or I’m going to actually DIE of cringe

Scarmouche: pls do 🤞

Pantalone: No need to feel so jealous, Sandrone, our relationship is very healthy

Signora: Healthy, my ass 💀

Dottore: Hey, at least it’s healtheir than Columbina’s and Sandrone’s

Sandrone: OMG WE AREN’T DATING

Columbina: excuse me, me and Sandrone love each other very much >:(

Sandrone: NO, TF WE DON’T

Pantalone: how, toxic 😞 

Arlecchino: it’s ok, Dottore and Pantalone are illiterate, anyways, u both are very sweet 

Columbina: tyy, Arle <33

Sandrone: fhbehfefwuejfbhbhbboij WE AREN’T DATING

Scaramouche: stop crashing out, you’re not tuff for doing that 

Sandrone: stfu, Scaramouche nobody invited u

Dottore: See, Pantalone, this proves, we truly are the superior couple.

Pantalone: Yes, indeed. 

Dottore: speaking of which, I need more mora, I have a new experiment I want to try out.

Pantalone: ofc, buttt I’ll need something in return 😏

Dottore: dw, i’ll make sure ur superr happy I’ll wear the pants that make my gyatt look big.

Pantalone: dw, It always looks big and beautiful

Childe: 💀

Pulcinella: Ajax, what is a “gyatt”?

Arlecchino: Yes, I would like to know as well

Childe: it’s uhm… 

Pulcinella: ???

Childe: uhhh

Arlecchino: what is it? I want to know, my children keep talking about it.

Pulcinella: yes, Anthon also said, I have a small gyatt.

Scaramouche: it’s ur ass

Arlecchino: then why the hell are my children, talking about gyatts

Pulcinella: excuse me? Ajax, what have u been teaching ur siblings???

Childe: IT WASN’T ME, EVERYONE KNOWS WHAT THESE WORDS MEAN??

Arlecchino: then, it’s not some secret code? 

Scaramouche: No, y’all r just, old asf.

Arlecchino: hello? I’m younger than u by like 500 years, or smth, you CANNOT be talking

Scaramouche: sybau

Pulcinella: Wait, what does “Sybau” mean

Childe: “Shut your bitch ass up”

Pulcinella: WHAT DID YOU SAY TO ME, BOY?? 

Childe: WHAT, WHAT, NO I MEAN THAT’S WHAT IT MEANSSS

Pulcinella: Ur in VERY big trouble, wait until I tell ur parents about this

Childe: NO, NO, YOU GOT TO LISTEN TO ME! THAT’S NOT WHAT I MEANT!! 😭

Pulcinella: Too late

Childe: NOOOOO

Scaramouche: tf, aren’t u a harbinger, why r u so scared of ur parents, ur so weak and pathetic 💀

Dottore: stfu, mommy issues

Sandrone: for once, I agree with the psycho, ur just mad cuz ur mom left u

Scaramouche: THAT’S TOTALLY DIFFERENT

Pulcinella: I told your parents, Ajax, you’re in very big trouble

Childe: SHITT, I HEAR THEM COMING,  it was nice knowing u guys…

Signora: stop, being so dramatic

Childe: ugyeiuvhsvsnoievijoijsoej I’M SO COOKED, THIS MAY BE MY LAST MESSAGE TO YOU GUYS EVER

Scaramouche: thank god, then we’d finally have some fucking peace and quiet, with ur ramblings

Childe: THIS ISN’T SOMETHING TO LAUGH ATT

Signora: archons, do u EVER stfu

Childe left the chat

Sandrone: THANK THE ARCHONS

Capitano: Should we go check up on him?

Scaramouche, Signora, Sandrone: NO!

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Dottore: @Pantalone, can I have some mora, plz 

Pantalone: Sure, as long as you pay me back in the bedroom. How much do you desire?

Dottore: hmm... About a few million mora should suffice. 

Pantalone: Of course, I’ll have it transferred to your account. But, may I ask, why do you need it? I cannot have my precious mora go to waste, can I? 😉

Dottore: I have a new project, and I need to fund the collection of new test subjects, after my old supplier came to an untimely demise. 

Sandrone: HELLO??? How did UR project get approved before MINE????

Dottore: Cuz, urs are irrelevant and stupid

Sandrone: EXCUSE YOU, MY WORK IS FAR MORE COMPLEX, SUPERIOR, AND MORE IMPORTANT THAN URS

Dottore: Yet, you always fail. When will your research ever provide any substance?

Sandrone: stfu, tell me ONE important thing, you provide to the fatui

Dottore: I provide A LOT, thank you very much. Unlike you, my research is very meaningful and supports our regime. 

Sandrone: DO U EVER STFU? All I needed was a FEW hundred thousand mora for my research, but, NOOOO, ofc I don’t get anything. BUT DOTTORE GETS MILLIONS MORA, WITHOUT ANY EXPLANATION??? 

Pantalone: Your research just isn’t beneficial to me. I gain no such profits from giving away my precious, precious mora, just for you to completely waste it.

Sandrone: THIS IS SO FUCKING HYPOCRITICAL, OMG

Columbina: It’s ok, Sandrone, I don’t think your projects are meaningless, I’m sure your research is very important. 💗💕💝

Sandrone: I didn’t ask 😒

Scaramouche: Although Sandrone is fucking idiot, she does have a point. Why tf is Dottore the ONLY one who gets his projects funded? 💀

Sandrone: FINALLY YOU HAVE SOME BRAINCELLS FOR ONCE, also the only fucking idiot is you, Scaramouche

Scaramouche: Whatever u say, dumbass 

Arlecchino: Yes, how come Dottore is getting so much mora to waste on who knows what, while I barely get ANYTHING for my orphans

Dottore: Hmm, then why don’t you just send me ur orphans? I can use them as test subjects, and you won’t be in debt. Problem solved. 

Arlecchino: You're lucky the Tsarista prohibited us from killing each other

Dottore: So, is that a yes?

Arlecchino: I’m considering going against the Tsarista’s wishes for this instance. 

Dottore: fine, suit urself 😒

Arlecchino: Anyways, @Pantalone, where’s the mora I requested 4 MONTHS BACK

Pantalone: What could you possibly mean?

Arlecchino: The mora I requested, so I could fund more weapons for my childrens’ training.

Pantalone: Hmm, after careful consideration, I have come to the decision of, ur not getting shit

Childe: WAIT, DID SOMEBODY SAY WEAPONS AND TRAINING?!?

Scaramouche: tf, I thought u died

Childe: thankfully, I didn’t, and Capitano added me back into the gc

Scaramouche: can somebody kick him out

Childe: whattt, whyy??? 

Scaramouche: Cuz, ur fucking annoying 

Childe: Am not!!

Scaramouche: really? Cuz it was far more peaceful without u

Childe: uhhh, really??? I was reading the messages, and all it was abt is everyone crashing out abt Pantalone not giving them mora.

Childe: Speaking of mora, WHERE’S MY MORAA????

Pantalone: Why do u need it, and more importantly, is it beneficial to me?

Childe: It’s uhhhhhhhh, for diplomatic reasons

Pulcinella: It’s ok, Ajax, we all know u spend all ur mora on gifts for ur siblings

Scaramoche: and ur stupid fighting obsession 

Pantalone: Hmm… Denied

Childe: HEYY, THAT’S NOT FAIRRR

Signora: Forgot about Childe, I actually need mora for diplomatic reasons, unlike ur lazy asses, I actually contribute to her majesty’s cause. 

Pantalone: No.

Signora: 🖕 

Columbina: Could I have some? I need to buy gifts for Sandrone. <3

Pantalone: And what do I get in return

Columbina: I could teach you how to sing eerily? 

Pantalone: denied

Sandrone: SEE, HOW INFURATING THIS IS????

Childe: Yes, this is SUPERR not fair

Arlecchino: Yes indeed

Signora: Yes, how come that degenerate, psychopath gets funding for his stupid shit, and we don’t

Columbina: Yeah, all I wanted was a little bit of mora

Capitano: Even I agree, this is just unfair.

Dottore: God, stop overreacting all of you 🙄

Pantalone: Stop blaming me, get your own mora

Pierro: Pantalone, I must agree with the other harbingers, you mustn’t be so biased and hypocritical. I do admit that some of the requests made are quite… irrelevant. However, there are many important ones, which benefit her majesty’s cause. Therefore, you are very much inclined to approve of. 

Pantalone: u want me to approve of these unnecessary requests, and give away my precious mora?

Pierro: Well, the important ones at least, with substantial proof and evidence that helps back up their claim of it relating to the cause. 

Pantalone: And, what if I don’t

Pierro: Well, then it would be classified as you not following the Tsaritsa’s order and an act of defiance against our noble cause.

Pantalone: Ugh… fine, ig I’ll approve requests that are related to the cause, ONLY, and do not expect me to offer much.

Pierro: I suppose that would do.

Childe: Yayyy, so can I have my mora now???

Pantalone: For?

Childe: Buying new weapons and training equipment

Pantalone: Why? We already have so much; just use the old ones. Denied. 

Childe: But that’s from like 500 yrs ago!!!!

Pantalone: Idc

Columbina: Can I have mora so I can buy Sandrone gifts?

Pantalone: Doesn’t directly link to the cause, denied. 

Columbina: aww… 😞

Arlecchino: I need more money to recruit more orphans.

Pantalone: We already have enough child soldiers, denied.

Sandrone: I need mora, to build my new robot.

Pantalone: We don’t need it, denied. 

Sandrone: YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT IT’S FOR YET

Pantalone: Ugh, fine. What’s it for?

Sandrone: It’s a highly essential robot that will help me through my research, which is directly linked to the main cause. 

Pantalone: Don’t u already have that clanker that carriers u around, everywhere? Denied. 

Sandrone: YOU SON OF A BITCH, and Pulonia is NOT a clanker.

Scaramouche: Well, he kind of is.

Signora: look whose talking, puppet. 

Pantalone: Ugh, see Jester, no one has a worthy reason for me to forfeit my precious mora. 

Pierro: Well, I suppose we should only spend our resources on highly essential, impending tasks. 

Pantalone: Yes of course, I would never waste it on anything irrelevant. 

Dottore: could I have an extra 2 million mora?

Pantalone: Why?

Dottore: Just for fun, I’m conducting a new research project, due my last one being blown up.

Pantalone: ofc, honey <3

Sandrone: YOOKOUFHIUHEIUHOIVJEJVOJVEOIJaeuifhuwefiwhHECHCECIHNECfhfehf

Scaramouche: Look whose crashing out

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Columbina: @sandrone💗, are u ready for our tea party today?? ✨💕

Sandrone: fym??? There is NO tea party today! 

Columbina: why not?? 💕

Sandrone: BECAUSE, I actually have important work that needs to be completed. I have no time for such trivial affairs.

Scaramouche: What work could you, POSSIBLY have. All u do is build useless ass clankers all day 💀

Dottore: u cannot be talking, you’re legit a clanker urself, dumbass. Though, I must admit, there’s nothing even remotely substantial in her so called “research”

Sandrone: Archons, do either of you EVER STFU

Columbina: anyways!! is 7pm good??? ✨

Signora: Yes, I believe I’m free then. I’ll be sure to bring the new exported snacks and tea from Sumeru.

Columbina: ooohh!! r u bringing the same cookies as last week?? 🍪

Signora: Yes, this time I’ll ensure to bring extra. Due to certain ppl eating them all

Columbina: tyyy rosalyne 💗 , @arlecchino r u coming too??

Arlecchino: Sure, the children also made gifts and snacks for me to share.

Columbina: yay <33 @capitano r u going to come again <33

Capitano: If it’s not an intrusion, I would be delighted to come

Childe: OMGGG CAPITANO R U GOING??? Can I come too???

Columbina: ofcc u can

Signora: only if you manage to actually stfu for ONCE

Childe: I’ll take that as a yes :)) 

Arlecchino: And, please refrain from trying to duel everyone

Childe: hmph, fine, ig. BUT HOW ABOUT AFTER??? 

Signora: No.

Childe: OHHH IS IT CUZ YOU GUYS WANNA HAVE TIME TO TRAIN??? Ok, then tmrw 5pm, all of u are ON.

Signora: Stfu, NOBODY wants to fight u

Childe: pleaseeeee, my sisters gave me snacks for me to share at the tea party

Columbina: ooooh, snacks 🍰💖

Childe: YEA, I’LL GIVE YOU SNACKS!!! Do you wanna battle me, Columbina?? 

Sandrone: NO SHE DOESN’T

Pantalone: Ohh, getting jealous over ur girlfriend, are we now? 

Sandrone: Archons, why tf are u even here? I bet ur just jealous cuz u and ur psycho bf aren’t invited

Pantalone: Please, why on Teyvat would I ever want to be invited to a tea party with broke people? Your disgusting, poor people's snacks will make me throw up. Dottore and I are more than happy to go on dates by ourselves to more exclusive, private, rich, formal places for educated people. 

Signora: Thank the Tsaritsa, nobody wants ur ass there, anyway 💀

Childe: sooo like, @columbina, are you gonna fight me, or not?

Sandrone: UGH, I already said she DOESN’T

Columbina: i appreciate u looking out for me, sandrone, but i can make my own decisions. But it’s super cute seeing u like that to protect me <33

Sandrone: IT WASN’T TO PROTECT U OMFG

Columbina: then, why???

Sandrone: YOU, UGH, WHATEVER

Columbina: 💖💗

Childe: WAIT OMG DOES THAT MEAN YOU WANT TO BATTLE??? I CAN’T BELIEVE I CAN FIGHT THE 3RD HARBINGER!!!

Columbina: i still don’t want to fight u tho

Childe: WHATT 😭😭😭

Capitano: Please, don’t cry Tartaglia. I’m sure you will have opportunities to fight another time.

Childe: WAITTT SO UR GOING TO FIGHT ME??

Capitano: I’m afraid I’m very busy, so I must refuse.

Childe: NOOOOOO 😭

Signora: Don’t act like such a child, Childe. Or else we’ll kick you out of our gatherings. 

Childe: hmph, fine

Dottore: Wait, you seem to be saying that you all have been having private gatherings. And didn’t think ONCE to invite me?

Arlecchino: Please, nobody wants you there

Dottore: Excuse me? I could have brought in very unique, never-before-seen snacks, made by yours truly.

Sandrone: I don’t even WANT to imagine the shit you put in there 🤮

Signora: probs, human flesh

Dottore: Must you think of me in such a horrible light? That’s absolutely appalling, uncivilised behaviour. Fyi, my food is delicious. Pantalone can attest to it.

Pantalone: No, that shit is disgusting, no offence <3

Dottore: Excuse me??? Fine, I suppose I’ll just have to feed you some more, for you to truly understand the beauty of my cooking

Pantalone: NO, we’ll just stick to restaurants 

Dottore: Your loss. Anyways, so may I come?

Signora: Hell no.

Sandrone: What would u even do anyway

Dottore: You all will have the once-in-a-lifetime experience of helping me conduct my very important, exciting experiments. 

Scaramouche: absolutely NOBODY is finding that shit fun

Dottore: Shut the hell up, puppet, ur not invited either

Scaramouche: the hell would I want to go to a useless tea party with a bunch of idiotic fools

Columbina: our tea parties aren’t useless, they’re very exciting, thank you very much.

Scaramouche: yea, whatever 😒

Dottore: So?

Sandrone: NO, OMFG NOBODY WANTS UR ASS, WE ALREADY CAN’T STAND U ENOUGH

Dottore: Gosh, no need to be so harsh, Sandrone. How about I let you be the test subject, instead?
Sandrone: SYBAU, OMG NO

Pantalone: It’s ok, Dottore. You don’t need to go to those degenerate fools' tea parties. When you have the absolute pleasure of having dates with me at extravagant restaurants, with top quality food.
Dottore: Hmph, alright, I suppose. I was simply trying to help them out by allowing them the grace of my presence, but I see that they are too simple-minded and ungrateful to accept it. 

Pantalone: Yes, indeed. Speaking of which I would very much be grateful with your presence on my bed, right now 😏

Dottore: Alr, give me a moment 😉

Pantalone: As you wish, I’ll be waiting

Sandrone: OH THANK THE ARCHONS

Arlecchino: Yes, they’d be busy for quite a while, and finally STFU

Columbina: sooo, can we focus on planning the party now?

Sandrone: wait a minute. I LITRALLY NEVER EVEN AGREED

Columbina: But, everyone already said they’re coming 🥺

Sandrone: Do you think, I have time to get everything ready??

Capitano: It’s no matter, Sandrone, I’d be delighted to help you prepare, it’s the least I could do.

Signora: Yes, me and Arlecchino, would also be willing to help

Childe: Oooooh, I can help too!!

Columbina: see, sandrone? everyone will help 💗

Sandrone: Ugh, fine 😒

Columbina: yayy!! everyone come at like 6pm💗

Childe: okkkkk

Signora & Arlecchino: Sure

Capitano: I’d be delighted

Columbina: great!!! It’s decided then ✨

Sandrone: It’s literally, MY ROOM

Columbina: it’ll be our room soon <3

Sandrone: WDYM BY THAT????

Columbina: 😉

Sandrone: COLUMBINAAAAAAA