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my wife cheated on me then fucking died brah

Summary:

yo put me in fucking harvard

Notes:

(See the end of the work for notes.)

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it was a sexy sunday

i just got done having some hot sex with my busty, 3’4, cervy, petite, elegant, dommy mommy wife.

“heh…” i chuckled chuckishly

“that was some good sex babeee” i said

she didnt aknolidge me tho justt looekd at her phone and stared in uncomfortbly long silence w/o paying attenion to mi

“im going out” she randomyl said before getting up naked and leaving the room i looked at her ocnfused and i watched yher leeve

i wanted to follow her cus lie why u leave meh : ( : ( : (

so i followed her and i saw hur hangin out w this dude contrsuction worker named bob ( i could tell his name because he a name tag on and it was super obvious()

she was giving him good head ad slurpinb on his peanits super lioudly
i think the neighbor kids could hear ts bruhh

“babe wtf” i yelleded

“fuck you queer” bob said for her speaking ness
“im better and im straight male alpha u femboy pussy sub” he said

“hes right “ mai waifu(comment “daddy aynn” if u get reference) said

“ur only 2 inches when i need like 1486 to feel full bruh” she said

i totally forgot her pussty was like the size of egypt and i wasnt compactubbel :////
all these years of marrying and she lowk dont even liek my peanits bruhhh

“i can change on bob” i said hopingly said

“no ur too queer too like ew why are you a femboy its just too gay for me” she compliatded

“i dont do prounouns either like ew why do you use ze/zem/he i hate queers like you” she add

what the fuck this bitch hates queer ppl im killing myself

“but u said my peanits was big why u bulleh meh :(“

“i lied u fucking bop”

suddenly a 24-wheeler semi-truck pulled up and out came fucking megurine luka

“こんにちは、パパたち” she greeted

“oh my fucking god its luka from the hit series vocaelle chapter 17” bob said

he instantlyu dropepd my wife on the ground breaking her neck and causing her to die full of his special milk formula that doctors consider semen

“i love you luka be my babe” he said

luka pulled out her state wide strap-on and fucked the hell out of him while i highkey cucked :/

i ended up leaving my wifes dead body there and js going home because i fucking hate my life and the oinly thing to do now is kill myself

the end :3

Notes:

i came twice to this btw

oh yeah if it wasnt obvious this is a joke