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OTS 44 dumped some Miralax and Ipecac syrup in a glass of chocolate milk for SIMP 0136. OTS heard about SIMP’s plan to have all the planets of the solar system (sans Earth) separate from each other and she was absolutely fuming when she heard about it, since she got along pretty well with them.
OTS waited for the perfect moment to notify someone about Simps little treat.
“Ogle,” said OTS cheerfully, “can you tell Simp to break the laws of physics to my area? I have a little surprise for her!”
Ogle absolutely beamed with excitement and told Simp.
Simp went up to OTS. “Alright, what do you want?” She said with pride.
“Alright sweetie, i heard about your wonderful good deed you did for the solar system’s planets, and honestly? I am very proud of you! So here is some chocolate milk!”
Simp looked at the glass of milk with slight confusion and worry. Even a little drop of milk will make her run to a toilet and have explosive crap!
“I’m severely lactose intolerant.” Said SIMP disappointed.
”Oh no, don’t worry about it, sweet pea! I assure you it’s almond milk.” Said OTS happily, knowing that it is not almond milk by the way. “So drink up, sweet cheeks. You really need it!”
“Umm. Thanks.” Said SIMP as she went back to her throne. OTS 44 looked back with an evil smile. “This will blow up the plumbing for sure.” Said OTS.
At the rogue planet base
SIMP was ready to do a test, along with every other rogue planet (including the solar systems planets and dwarf planets, don’t ask who brought them there), about if they are really fit to be in their positions. SIMP was seated in the middle, because everyone knows her as the leader. Wise sat next to her and PSO sat behind her. An elderly rogue planet was the proctor and had a blackboard that said:
(Rogue Planet Base Review Exam)
1. Only 2 hours
2. No talking
3. NO BATHROOM BREAKS!!!!
She barely went to the first question before her stomach started groaning. It was really loud. SIMP blushed, thinking it was nerves and continued with the test. Soon, she started to feel very gassy and nauseous and passed a lot of gas. Not to mention the urge to, you know, go to the toilet.
PLOOOOERERRRRRP
”oh” SIMP murmured quietly. Her stomach was way louder than that murmur anyway.
SIMP continued with the test, but her stomach got more gurgly and gurgly and the farting got way more louder, more persistent and grosser. SIMP had to use the bathroom, but the third rule looked at her like one of those awakened planets that they saw on tv. PSO sat covering his mouth and nose and trying not to laugh, while WISE looked at her with sympathy.
GLLLLORBLBLBLBBLBLBLBBLLBVLBBLBLBBLBLRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGG
SIMP started having stomach cramps that made her whimper. It felt like every solar system planet was tying knots in her intestines while saying that she was definitely going to crap herself and possibly vomit all over the paper before the test was over.
SIMP tried to do a breathing exercise to stop all that tummy trouble. It worked for about three seconds but then:
PLAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRPKPJPJPJKPKPKKPKPKPKPKPKP
The loudest and longest fart that ever occurred in the history of the universe came out of SIMP with an unimaginable force.
“Oooh.” SIMP moaned out from embarrassment as her stomach started making loud noises and cramping up again.
SIMP went through the test really fast to keep from crapping and barfing all over everyone. She put D on the rest of the multiple choice questions and wrote YES on every other questions. Meanwhile, her stomach was making so much noise everyone heard and she was farting so much everyone had to keep from laughing.
She turned in the test to the proctors desk. The proctor looked absolutely disgusted at whatever digestive torment was going on inside SIMP. She held one hand over her mouth and one hand by her rear and ran off to find a bathroom. At that moment when SIMP left, PSO burst into laughter at the absolute insanity that was happening. WISE gave him a dirty look and he immediately stopped.
SIMP was running to the bathroom when she ran into J1407B.
“SIMP!” J1407B said with a smile, his rings flashing more than his face. “I have heard a lot about you. Let’s have a chat with me and a few other exoplanets! Oh, it’ll be fun!!”
When SIMP walked into the room, her stomach made a noise which sounded like rocks getting ground up, but everyone else was oblivious. They were also oblivious to her expression of sickness and her sweating. SIMP wanted to go to a porcelain throne, but instead of that, she was face to face with five exoplanets, ready for an hour long chat.
SIMP started panicking when her stomach made more rumbles and she felt surges from both of her ends.
”Is something the matter, SIMP? It looks like you want something out!” J1407B said.
After a pretty disgusting fart as a reply, SIMP looked for anywhere to relieve herself and found a trashcan by a desk.
She dropped into the bin and had the most explosive diarrhea anyone could ever have. “AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!” She screamed. She then vomited all over the floor, all while wave after wave of diarrhea spilled out of the trashcan and vomit and vomit spilled out all over the floor.
”OH MY GOD!!!! HOLY CRAP!!!” Screamed J1407B. One exoplanet ran out of the room just to cry at the absolute trauma she had just witnessed.
”OH MY GOD!!!! I THINK I’M BLEEDING!!!!!!” SIMP cried out in agony.
Meanwhile, everyone was done with their tests and went on with their work. Thankfully it was not graded in any way. It was possibly OTS 44s idea to embarrass SIMP even further.
”Oh shit, WISE!!! Did you see SIMP?! Hahahaha! She looked like she was going to explode!!” PSO exclaimed. He thought it was the funniest thing he ever saw.
”Shut the hell up, PSO!” Yelled WISE. “A similar thing happened to me a while ago. It is not fun and i definitely learned my lesson.”
Uranus was talking to Neptune about the test and then brought up something. “Holy crap, Neptune. This was worse than the time my IBS flared up in eighth grade during standardized testing.” He said.
“You did hold it all in and make it to the bathroom after that” said Neptune happily. “Now let’s have some spongebob popsicles.”