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Summary:

karasuno5 groupchat if they were in high school in 2026

Notes:

hiii another texting fic because i love living in the past. this is karasuno5’s gc and it’s going to be ridiculous because it’s set in 2026. this mostly came about because mia thought it would be funny for the first years to be a little brain rotted from ig reels. it won’t all be this ridiculous but it’s the first chapter so i had to set the tone….. forgive me

 

if you love text fics and you’re a loser like me then read pissa and fresh pissa, which is this but better because its seijoh4.

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kei: Not a joke

kei: next person to send a reel gets removed

 

tobio: Okay

 

yachi: noooo

 

shoyo: u are genuinely no fun

 

kei: thanks for specifying your genuineness 

 

shoyo: lowkirkenuinely 

 

tadashi: dude stop

 

kei: failed english class btw

 

shoyo: stop ????

shoyo: i didnt

 

kei: and im 5’4

 

shoyo: jokes about my height aren’t funny anymore

 

tadashi: lowkirkenuinely isn’t funny anymore it’s old

 

shoyo: sorry i like to appreciate things jeez

 

tadashi: uh huh

 

kei: it’s okay hinata doesn’t have the brain capacity to absorb new humour

 

hinata: what did i do ?

hinata: what does that even mean 

hinata: 💔

 

yachi: i think you should ignore it hinata

 

kei: exactly

 

yachi: chill

 

tobio: your  Gonna make him worse

 

shoyo: what is bro talking about

 

tobio: Idk

tobio: am i Bro 

tobio: ?

 

shoyo: yah

 

yachi: seems that way

 

tobio: we are not brothers

 

shoyo: true but 

shoyo: we are charlie kirk

 

tadashi: WHO is we and why are we charlie kirk 

 

shoyo: i actually dont know he keeps coming up on my reels

 

yachi: we are carrying that flame

 

tobio: I dont have a lighter 

 

kei: please take a test

 

tobio: Why?

tobio: what Test 

tobio: We are  on school holidays 

 

kei: https://www.idrlabs.com/autism-spectrum/test.php

 

tobio: Ok give me 10 min

 

tadashi: so who is charlie

tadashi: is he nice

 

yachi: he hated minorities and stuff

 

tadashi: past tense? did he change his ways 

 

kei: he was publicly assassinated at a debate 

 

tadashi: WHAT

 

shoyo: how did bro miss this

 

tadashi: i gave up social media for lent

 

shoyo: what are you lending and to who 😭😭

 

yachi: it’s a christian thing

 

shoyo: WHO is christian 

 

tadashi: new white boy at school 

 

shoyo: wait fr

shoyo: is he cool

 

tadashi: yes he sends me reels sometimes idk what they mean though 

 

yachi: christianity as in the religion

yachi: 😑

 

shoyo: ohhhh

 

tadashi: my bad

tadashi: so yeah

 

yachi: charlie kirk died in september last year and lent was a month ago

 

tadashi: okay so basically…

 

kei: right

 

shoyo: left

 

tobio: I  have moderate autism 

Notes:

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