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sailor scouts💫🪄
Bachira: soooooooooooooooooo
Isagi: i personally think that we should forget!
Bachira: and YET
i think we should all split into groups and discuss this💕
Rin: literally why
its not that important anyway
Bachira: BUT RINNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
ITS SOSOSOSOSOSO IMPORTANT!!!
Rin: literally i highly doubt that😭
Chigiri: OMG SPILL????
Reo: lets not gatekeep guys💕
Bachira: ohhhh they're gatekeeping guys alright
Hiori: what
bachira what does that even mean
Bachira: OKAY SO BASICALLY
Isagi: NOEDNOFDCIDCEQWASD NO BACHIRA
BACHIRA PELASE
Rin: the desperation is kinda pathetic icl
Isagi: BRO UR REPUTATION IS ON THE LINE TOO
Rin: oh yeah
wait.
MY reputation is on the line yours isnt
Isagi: WHY WOULD ONLY YOURS
WHAT ABOUT ME
Chigiri: well
rins kinda like
cooler than you bro🤷♂️
Isagi: WHAT
NO HE ISNT
Rin: watch yourself.
Isagi: mb king.
ANYWAY
IF BACHIRA SAW US BOTH HOLDING HANDS
BOTH OUR REPUTATIONS ARE RUINED
NOT JUST HIS
Hiori: wait what
WHAT
Bachira: LMFAOAOAOAO I DIDN'T EVEN NEED TO SAY IT HAHAHAHAAHA
Rin: ISAGI YOU DOORMAT HELLO??
Isagi: WAIT STOP OMFGGGGGG
Chigiri: OHHHHH MY GOD BRO???
CONGRATS IG😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
WAIT CAUSE LWK
I THINK EVERYONE NEEDS TO SEE THIS
Rin: wait hold up
chigiri wait
WAIT NO
Chigiri:
@Kunigami
@Reo
@Nagi
@Karasu
@Otoya
@Shidou
Kunigami has come online
Reo has come online
Nagi has come online
Karasu has come online
Otoya has come online
Shidou has come online
Shidou: SOMEONE TAGGED ME???
OMG THIS HAS NEVER HAPPENED TO ME BEFORE
Rin: itll probably be your last time too if we're being real☺️
Shidou: MAN WHATD I EVER DO TO YOU
WAIT RINS HOLDING HANDS WITH ISAGI???
OMG RINS IN HIS LOVER GIRL ERA
Karasu: oh ok cuz the skyscrapers causing me vertigo
Otoya: no literally bc like the countdown begins in tokyo
Reo: OMG NO BC TWENTY SEVEN DAYS ALONE MEANS TWENTY MILLION WAYS TO COPE???
Kunigami: wait congrats isagi!!!
idk how you did what you did but
Isagi: THANKS MAN
wait.
Hiori: first nagi pulls reo then kunigami pulls chigiri now isagi pulls rin how is everyone pulling d1 baddies omfg
Reo: OMG ME AND NAGI ARENT DATINGAQISYGAUDGTUGKDASAA HSWDBHSDKJXBSCZF HEHEH
Chigiri: couldve fooled me
Karasu: heh…i could be next on the list with u hiori <3
Hiori: that barely even makes any sense but ok
Otoya: dude.
ARE YOU CHEATING ON ME.
Rin: GUYS ITS TEN FUCKING AM DONT START
Otoya: AAAAA KARASU I THOUGHT WE HAD SOMETHING
Karasu: EITA WAIT WAIT IT WAS A JOKE
Otoya: GRRRR YKW
I DIDNT NEED YOU PART OF MY ROSTER ANYWAY
Bachira: ROSTER is crazy work yo😭😭😭
Hiori: hey
Bachira: ????
Hiori: u said my name so😭
Bachira: BROOROROROORRORO NOT YOU
I MEANT YO
Hiori: I AM YO
Bachira: NO UR NOT YO???
Hiori: WHAT YOURE LITERALLY CALLING ME YO IM SO CONFUSED
Bachira: yo wtf is going on😭
Hiori: I DONT KNOW WHATS GOING ON
Isagi: GUYS JS SHUT UPPPPPP OMGOGMGOMGOMGM
Chigiri: GUYS WHAT ARE WE DOING💔
Otoya:
Chigiri: excuse me
Karasu: BET😍😍😍😍
Shidou: ME TOO ME TOO
Isagi: aight…
Shidou: LIKEEEEEEEE PITBULL SAYSSSSSS
ONES A COMPANY TWOS A CROWD N THREES A PARTYYY👅👅👅👅👅
Kunigami: one day.
that is all i ask.
Reo: guys
guys guys guys
how do i explain to my parents
about
why
i dont show up to school that often anymore
Shidou: LMFAO PARENTS IMAGINE😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Isagi: ok well god forbid someone has a parent or two💔
Bachira: yep i luv my mom!!! its why i do what i do!
Isagi: oh yeah thats why you did the contract right??
Bachira: YESSSS!!!! GLAD YOU REMEMBER :3
but like now i lwk love my job
Reo: IM SO HAPPY FOR YOU BUT THATS NOT THE PROBLEM
Nagi: js kill em :x
Reo: nagi no
Chigiri: nagi bro nows not the time💔
Nagi: no bc
theyre always so demanding of you anyway
they always expect
Rin: look its the chatterbox😒
Karasu: bro its genuinely like an alter ego
Otoya: o-only for reo kun🥹
Rin: kill yourself bro
Otoya: well damn
Nagi: i give up typing :x
Otoya:
Isagi: do you just have an abundance of these
waiting for the perfect moment to strike
Bachira:
CLOCK STRIKES TWELVE😈😈😈😈
Shidou: MIDNIGHT ARRIVESSS😈😈😈😈😈
Chigiri: no cause wait
why is his hair
lowkey giving rin bro
Rin: STOP
Isagi: wait but i kinda…
Rin: ISAGI YOICHI.
Shidou: WAIT THATS LITERALLY HIM
Rin: STFU YOU ROACH
Shidou: love you too my very bestest friend🥹💕
Reo: guys
hey hello
Shidou: HEYYYYY 💕💗💫
Nagi: back off ok
Isagi: HAHAHAHAAH GOT NAGI STRESSING😭
Reo: GUYS HOW DO I EXPLAIN IT TO MY PARENTS
Nagi: as i was saying
kill them
become bruce wayne
ba-ya can be alfred
Chigiri: wait.
WAIT HES KINDA GOT A POINT THO??
Otoya:
Karasu: see bro now you're just dragging the whole image thing out
Otoya: BETRAYAL FROM MY OWN BROTHEL.
Chigiri: YOUR WHAT
Kunigami: EXCUSE ME.
Hiori: WHAT THE FUCK OTOYA
Karasu: I AM NOT YOUR BROTHEL????
Shidou: bro MIGHT be worse than me😨
Otoya: wait DUDE
I MEANT BRO
WHY DID IT DO THAT😭😭😭😭
Karasu: no why did YOU DO THAT
Otoya: I DIDNT MEANNNN TOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Reo: guys
guys my parents said theyre gonna start MONITORING ME
WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO
Nagi: REO
KILL THEM.
Rin: wow you've got nagi typing in full caps
Isagi: LMFAOOOO no but seriously how will you like
ACTUALLY do your job
Chigiri: why is everyone saying 'your job' so ominously
we're all heros here like damn
Bachira: id like to think we're more like the sailor scouts !!😋
Rin: the sailor scouts are based off of planets tho?
Hiori: hmmmmm im sure rin would know abt sailor moon wouldnt he
Rin: MY BROTHER USED TO WATCH IT
AND ITS A GOOD SHOW OKAY
Shidou: omg itoshi sae watched sailor moon…and itoshi rin ig (not surprised)??? sae just keeps getting greener and greener🥹
Rin: FYM NOT SURPRISED
AND LEAVE MY BROTHER ALONE BRO
╰┈➤ omg itoshi sae watched sailor moon…and itoshi rin ig (not surprised)??? sae just keeps getting greener and greener🥹
Reo: you mean his flag right?
like him as a green flag
is getting greener and greener
right.
Shidou: …
uh
yeah!!
Otoya: and apparently sae is too
Karasu: you're one to talk you fucking stoner
╰┈➤ and apparently sae is too
Shidou: YOU KNOW ITTTTT
Nagi: did u kill them yet
Reo: NO?? NAGI I CANT JS DO THAT
Nagi: i did
Bachira: stop i forgot about that
Isagi: well nagi was justified
Nagi: i think killing reos parents is justified too
Rin: nagi
we all want our unlimited allowances to continue ok
please don't ruin this for us
for any of us.
Bachira: listen nagi *i say as i move my fingers in a circular motion to brainwash you* that means NO more welkins and NO more genshin top ups
Nagi: i KNOW that
but reo comes first :x
Reo has reacted with '💜'
Nagi has reacted to '💜' with '🤍'
Bachira: woah double trouble
Rin: ew ew ew they even have their own color coded hearts
Hiori: wait
Shidou: thats kinda cute omg😭‼️
Isagi: glad to see love is still in the air!!
Chigiri: dw we'll come back to the you and rin holding hands thing
in due time
Isagi: what.
Shidou: OKAYYYY ANYWAY
howre gonna get reos tail shaken off??
Nagi: KILL THEM
KILL THEM ALL
IM TELLING YOU GUYS
YOU HAVE TO LISTEN TO ME
Karasu: anyone else have any other suggestions
Chigiri: tbf its rlly unethical to BE a billionaire
Kunigami: chigiri the fate of your bank account hangs in the balance
Chigiri: SO ANY OTHER OPTIONS BESIDES SLIMING THEM OUT??
Rin: not a clue
Isagi: GUYS.
I HAVE A GENIUS PLAN.
Hiori: plan? sure
genius however…?
Isagi: ohhh fuck you
so anyway
lets ask the bigwiz himself!!
ego!!!
Chigiri: are you CRAZY
Reo: we havent had a conversation with him in like
a YEAR
Kunigami: how r we supposed to reach him isagi?
Isagi: well damn anyone else have anything better
Rin: oh
otoya has those jutsus right
cant we use that
Otoya: mf u think this is naruto😡
Rin: did you not say that yourself🤨
Otoya: shii mb ur right!!
i can try creating a decoy reo
if thatd work
Karasu: only problem is you can't maintain it for super long right
Otoya: WELLLLL THATS WHERE HIORIIIIII COMES INNNN!!!
Hiori: oh brother
Bachira: OH OH OH I KNOW THIS ONE HIORI USES HIS ABILITY ENHANCEMENT THINGY RIGHT
Isagi: 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥EVERYONE GIVE HIM A ROUND OF APPLAUSE
Bachira: THANK YOU I TRY🥹
Hiori: dont EVER refer to my ability as a THINGY
Karasu: woah the hoes r mad
Hiori: watch yourself cowboy
Shidou: tension is so
so yummy omg
Reo: GUYSSSS SO BACK TO ME!!
Chigiri: lay off us for ONE SECOND DUDE
Reo: AHSJKDSGCZFAYDJKVHBDESGCK SHUT UP
IM BEING MONITORED RN
IM SUPPOSED TO GO PATROL THE AREA IN 30 FUCKING MINUTES
OTOYA IF YOU DONT WORK YOUR NINJA SHIT RIGHT NOW
Nagi: told u to slime them out ;x
Reo: I CANT JUST
WHAT THE HELL MAN😭
Otoya: NEVER TO FEAR FOR OTOYA IS HEREEEEE
Karasu: idk i feel like that might be why we have to fear
idk tho
Otoya: genuinely ur abt to be on top ten anime betrayals dude
Karasu: we dont need to go that far!
Reo: if i miss a day of patrol
would ego slime me out
Isagi: honestly
he might
but ur also richie rich
so
ur good i think
Bachira: its ok reo we can cover for you!!!
Reo: BUT I WANNA BE THEREEEEE
OTOYA.
Otoya: WAIT YOU GUYS IM ACC ON IT TRUST TRUST
Hiori: fine…ill help ig…
Chigiri: see now noone will have to die!!
Nagi: this is the worst fucking timeline.
Rin: well damn😭
Otoya: AHAHAHAH GUYS ITS WORKING
OMG IT LOOKS SO BELIEVABLE
Hiori: wait yh we kinda cooked w this one ngl😀