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Danny Phantom was one of the original members of the Justice League, everyone knew he was a ghost. Everyone also knew he was like 14 years old or something, even though there had been sightings of him for centuries.
And everyone knew that as soon as he was put in charge of Justice Leagues online presence...things got fun. Because Danny Phantom is a little shit. And he had help.
One of the most viral videos was of him and his partner in crime making the rest of the leagues life flash before their eyes. And even Batman openly showed horror on his face.
The video was shaky and it took a little wrangling. From the way it was positioned and how no one reacted they could guess that Danny was right in front of everyone but was invisible.
They saw the camera focus on Wonder Woman who was busy doing paperwork before seemingly noticing something on her phone and looking at it. There was a brief grin on her face before she turned it into a puzzled look.
"Men are weird." Wonder Woman said and there was a noise of protest from Flash and a raised eyebrow from Green Lantern.
"Amen sister." Hawkgirl agreed immediately however and Superman looked amused.
"What brings this on Diana?" Superman asked looking at one of his best friends curiously. Diana holds up her phone a bit as Danny moves invisibly and without sound further away so the camera can capture everyone's faces.
"I received a strange message upon that bird talking app Phantom made for me." Diana looked at the screen again and Flash snickered.
"What about it don't you get princess?" He teased gently with a smile.
"He wishes to know if my bed is big enough for two to make a child." Diana said completely the picture of confusion as the entire room and all of them go still as Superman choked on his water.
"What?" Green Lantern does not look happy.
"Yes. It is strange. Why would you craft a child upon a bed? It would cause such a mess." Flash gave a muffled snort noise into his hand and closed his eyes.
"That's a strange way to say making a child." Hawkgirl pointed out and she seemed to be side eyeing Wonder Woman.
"No matter how you put it the sand and clay would get everywhere would it not?" Wonder Woman asked looking perfectly confused at them and the way Flash's eyes snapped open wide and Batman looked horrified and was already turning to walk from the room...
"Uhhh what does Clay have anything to do with it?" Green Lantern asked as if he wasn't really sure he wanted to know.
"Is that not how you make children? You craft them from clay as my mother did me?" Wonder Womans face was the absolute picture of confusion and innocence as she looked at them all. Flash was out of his chair in an instant, the camera barely catching his look of horror before he was gone.
"Diana...you do know children aren't usually made from clay right?" Superman asked slowly and his face was pale.
"They aren't? Then how are they made?" Immediately the table had horrified looks and was being vacated.
"Nope! I'm out!" Hawkgirl was gone almost as fast as Flash was and Martin Manhunter just dropped through the floor to avoid this.
"This is not in my job description." Green Lantern was heard saying as the camera shook and he was leaving.
"Where are you all going? Was it something I said?" Wonder Woman kept up the appearance of innocent bafflement as the room vacated.
"I am not being paid for this." Superman said with a look of horror on his face before he was gone, leaving the room almost as fast as Flash and Martin Manhunter had.
Wonder Woman continued to look baffled as the camera shook hard, at least until some kind of hidden signal was given.
Then she began to laugh. Which set off Phantom who nearly collapsed onto the table as he wheezed.
"You were right Danny. That was funny." Wonder Woman managed to wheeze out as she struggled to remain in her chair from laughing too hard.
"The looks on their faces!" Danny wheezed as he ended the video.
The recording was put up a few minutes later, and the World laughed and snickered and made memes of the looks on the Leagues faces.
Everyone had known Phantom was a little shit. And mischievous.
No one knew Wonder Woman would be his partner in crime.