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Rose
Thu, 26 Feb 13:45 PM
Person A: Are you still coming to help with the boxes or should I just break my damn back trying to load up the uhaul???
Person B: dramatic much?
Person B: hold on
Person B: weren't you telling me literally the other day that you could bench 250??? yet you need MY HELP??
Person A: ARE YOU COMING OR NOT.
Person B: ...
Person B: yes...
Person B: with food...
Person A: Oh rose my beautiful and lovely good lesbian friend rose... I love you
Person B: oh fuck off
Person A: You love me too
Person B: i do
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Place de Parc Peeps
Fri, 27 Feb 13:45 PM
Person B: hi, everyone! my best friend, shane, and i just moved into the building and can't wait to get to know you all and be helpful in the community!! - Rose
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Person A: I'm the shane in question!!
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Person B: Welcome! - Mark (924)
Person B: Nice to meet you two :)- Ash and Olivia (1184)
Person B: It's always nice to see some new faces in here. What unit are you guys in? I just did a crap ton of baking, and I wouldn't mind offloading a few extra muffins!!! - Dana (749)
Person B: hi, dana! we're in 1222 - Rose
Person B: oh. - Ilya (1221)
Person A: ?
Person A: Oh you're right next door to us! Nice to meet you!
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Person B: okay? yeah no shit - Ilya (1221)
Person B: LANGUAGE. oh my god i'm so sorry about him. men... it's nice to meet you two! let me know if you ever need anything :))) - Svetlana (1221)
Person A: Thank you!
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Rose
Fri, 27 Feb 13:51 PM
Person A: That was weird...
Person B: yeah, tell me about it. what a douche...
Person A: HEY Maybe the guy was just having a bad day?
Person B: blah blah whatever
Person B: now get home so we can watch the new episode of drag race!!
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Ilyushka
Fri, 27 Feb 13:51 PM
Person A: can you be normal for one second
Person A: what's your issue? be nice to the new people! :(
Person B: hello to you too sveta
Person B: i'm doing great thank you for asking me sveta
Person B: i didn't say anything rude
Person B: i acknowledged them
Person A: Иисус Христос... you're acting like a child
Person A: a huge, muscular, russian, 6'3", greedy, bisexual child
Person B: i'm four years old!
Person A: you are the youngest person ever!
Person A: wait what's that one tweet
Person B: ?
Person A: I haven’t been attracted to Ilya Rozanov since it was revealed to me in a dream that he’s an age regressor but he’s really like a little brother to me. I do cherish those memories picking apples at papa’s orchard with him and I wish him the best in his endeavors
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