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——————12:30 Pm on Valentine’s Day——————
“Oh Detective!!!~” Y/n ran before tripping over her heel due to how ‘clumsy and silly’ she is, “Owie!” Y/n cried out.
“…Are you uh..Okay Y/n?..” Detective asked adjusting his grabby arm towards the falling cunt- maiden.
“Oh silly me!” she whined before wacking the grabby arm away. “Oh Detective can you pwease get my Chief’s favourite flowers pwease pwease! For little ol me?!”
Y/n begged and whined at Detective’s shoes, like a toddler not getting what they wanted at the supermarket. Detective nervously looked around, Atleast they were alone in his office, Detective sighed before reluctantly giving in.
“Oh alright..” Detective huffed “What is…Chief’s favourite flowers anyway?” Detective asked, as Y/N’s eyes sparkled.
“Roses of course!” Y/n gloated “They’re MY favourite flowers and if they’re my favourite then it must be Chief’s favourite flowers too like how I hate DANDELIONS so Chief hates dandelions too!!”
…Detective blinked, his grabby arm lowering.
“So, because it’s your favourite flowers. It’s Chief’s favourite flowers..?” He asked.
“Yes, Yes! If we both have the same taste in flowers because we are SOULMATES! SOULMATES!” Y/n cried out waving her arms frantically as Detective couldn’t help but notice the coat she was wearing.
“Hey..Er..Ain’t that Chief’s coat Y/n?” Detective asked gesturing towards the ‘comically oversized coat draped
over her shoulders.’ Y/n nodded.
“Of course! Chief left it on his chair, so it must be for me!” Y/n stated. “Well! What are you waiting for Detective! Get me the roses for Chief pwease pwease!” Y/n pleaded one more time before anime-girl running out of the office before clumsily tripping on her heel once more closing the door in process.
…Detective sighed slumping down into his
chair as the grabby arm grabbed a watch..
“Robloxia fucking- Damn it, just when my break started too?” Detective looked over to a newspaper about the Masterpiece Museum Incident which included a photograph of him and Chief, he remembered how worried Chief was when he finally escaped without setting the alarms off and how he swarmed him in hugs..hugs.
“Oh- Whatever-! Y/n’s so desperate for him, she’d probably treat and care for him much better than I could..” Detective stood up grabbing his keys with the magnet.“Now..About those roses..”
——————1:23pm at the plaza——————
“Your fucking joking.” Detective groaned looking over to the fuel gauge that just hit E. “Yep..Outta gas.”
Being hot, and pissed and on the pill. Detective got out of his car before slamming it shut with his body, pulling out his information card to where he wrote down that fag’s- Y/n’s request.
“Roses..Right definitely Chief’s favourite, as if she knew him longer then I have..” Detective rolled his eyes before heading down to the flower shop, entering the humble store as the cashier perked up.
“Hi, welcome to the store. Happy Valentine’s Day.” Cashier said as Detective raised an eyebrow.
“Aren’t you supposed to be in a different game? Also I thought you worked at a 24/7 gas store not a flower shop.” Cashier rolled his eyes as Detective asked.
“Eh, am just here for a reference.” Cashier started, “Now what do you want?” Detective cleared his throat.
“Roses, please.” He asked nicely showing the info card with Y/n’s request on it.
“Yeah, sorry we’re sold out.” Cashier stated.
“SOLD OUT!?” Detective yelled clearly panicked.
“Yeah no shit Sherlock, it’s Valentine’s Day? Many people brought roses, like a ‘Pest’ beetle guy and a lamp-head guy, this old-mayor guy and some king with the ice dagger? That inperhno with four blue horns and safety glasses for explosives with some ‘coil’ guy and not to mention Ivan and-“ Detective quickly interrupted Cashier.
“That’s ENOUGH! I don’t care about the specific people who bought roses today! Are you sure you don’t have some roses in storage or something Cashier!? Not even a petal?!”
Cashier shook his head as Detective slumped in defeat, as Cashier got out something..
“Well, you can have this extra cloth we used to wrap the roses.” Cashier said raising a baby-blue cloth.
“Damn it, well..Thank you anyways Cahsier..” Detective disappointedly responded grabbing the cloth
before walking out of the flower shop as
Cashier waved goodbye.
“Well- Where am I gonna get roses now!?” As if on cue Detective noticed the woods conveniently near by.
“..Maybe there are some roses growing in the woods..”
——————2:12pm in the woods——————
After a long walk through trees and bushes, Detective spotted a bush of roses. “Thank admins!” Detective cried out bring out the grabby arm ready to pick the roses and wrap them in the baby blue cloth but he couldn’t help but notice something inside one of the roses. Bring his magnifying glass Detective took a closer look..
…
“BEES!?!” Jumpscared and alarmed the Detective jumped back banging his head on a bee’s hive
causing it to fall down..
…And that’s where he was now. Running away from bees with roses in the grabby arm in the darkness of the woods, before tripping over (not ‘clumsily’ like y/n) into a puddle of mud. “Wait- N-No-! NO!” The last words from Detective as he was swarmed by a truckload of bees, constantly stinging and attacking him.
“The ROSES—!” He cried out as the grabby arm released the roses out of impact of the bees. Detective quickly brought out his black light to search before spotting some flowers covered on mud. “Oh t-thank you Robloxia!”
The mud-covered flowers were sat tightly in the grabby arm as the bees finished their jobbed Detective trembled getting back on his feet and wrapping the roses into the cloth..Now he was covered in mud and stung by bees. Atlas he had the roses that were now covered in mud but he could just clean them off. After marching out of the woods Detective made it back to his car…
“A PARKING FINE!?” Detective yelled in disbelief at the ticket tucked teasingly on his windshield, with a frustrated groan Detective sat in his car getting mud everywhere and starting the blasted thing.
“…Oh right, no fuel.”
Detective slammed his head on the wheel. “Why am I even doing this..? I love Chief..But Y/n seems more tender to him than I am…I can’t appreciate and love Chief like how Y/n does..He’d be more happier.”
——————3:49 back at the office——————
One tow truck and taxi driver later. Detective walked in leaving a trail of mud behind him Bert, Dianne, Peter and James looked at him concerned. Makes sense considering he was covered in mud, full on bee stings and muddy roses. Detective approached Y/n in Chief’s office.
“Here Y/n, roses for Chief..Where is he anyway. Also weren’t he you wearing his coat.?” Y/n happily snatched the mud-covered roses completely ignoring all the pain Detective went through for those damn roses.
“O-Oh! Chief needed a ‘breather’ after he yelled at me to give me his coat back! He’s playing so hard to get! He’s gonna love these flowers!” Y/n began cleaning off the mud.
Detective sighed exhaustedly at Y/n’s excitement.
“Thank admins because I’d really-“ Detective was cut off by Y/n’s loud scream. “Wha- Y/n what’s wrong!?”
Detective stammered.
…
Y/n then proceeded to slap Detective across the face causing him to fall onto his back.
“Y-you IDIOT!” Y/n whined tears forming in her eyes.
“These aren’t roses! These are DANDELIONS! I HATE DANDELIONS! Chief hates dandelions!” Y/n waved the bouquet of the now cleaned ‘roses’ which were in fact dandelions in Detective’s face. “Dandelions aren’t even real FLOWERS! THEY ARE WEEDS! STUPID, ANNOYING and DISGUSTING. LIKE YOU!”
Shit, he must have lost them when he fell into the mud and got them confused with dandelions. Y/n kept screaming loudly and sobbing before pointing at the fallen Detective.
“T-This is all YOUR fault! You’re trying to kill me! You hate me! You hate me! This is all you FAULT!!” Y/n wailed before anime-girl running out of the office.
…Detective only sighed, resting his back on the floor, in pain and exhaustion. Let’s see…His break cut short, out of fuel on his car, parking fine, covered in mud, covered in painful bee stings, holding onto previously muddy dandelions- How could this day get any worse!?
“…That damn- Assistant- Why did I hire her again?- Detective..?” Detective’s eyes widen at the sound of Chief entering the office.
“Chief I-I-“ Detective stammered as Chief immediately went to his aid helping the detective onto a chair even if it got mud covering the plush seating.
“Well shit- Your covered in mud- Bee stings- what happened to you! I was looking for you for over half an hour now!” Detective flinched at Chief’s words as chief cleaned the mud off him and tended to the bee stings, he was..Worried?
“Well- I..Uh..” Detective instinctively raised the grabby arm to show the bouquet of dandelions.
“..You got me dandelions Detective?” Detective winced
“Well you see I-“ Detective was interrupted as Chief suddenly grabbed them sniffing them.
“Oh THANK you Detective!” Chief happily declared Detective flinched stating in confusion.
“I thought you hated d-dandelions though..?”
Chief shook his head before setting the dandelions back into the grabby arm.
“Where’d you get that from? Look- I know there are mostly known as weeds but I really am fond of them..
I didn’t know you felt like this Detective! I- I been feeling the same for..Awhile now but I didn’t have the courage though until now!”
Detective blinked in utter confusion.
“Wait what..?” Before Chief suddenly grabbed
his shoulders, pulling him in.
Detective gasped upon impact, the sensation filling his body. While kissing back, Detective felt his body press against Chief’s desk as Chief hoisted his body upwards-
The Door flew open as Y/n barged in holding roses wrapped in a pastel-red cloth.
“Oh Chief!! I got you your favourite flowers!! Roses!!-“ A scream erupted from Y/n.
…Happy Valentines Day?
———————To be continued?———————