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The sky was dark after all it was night, the only thing lighting it up was the flash of phone lights by the river side as seven males set up a fire with sticks they worked somewhat hard to collectand magic on the side of the river.
There was cursing with the mix of quiet laughter as they all tried to muffle themselves not wanting to get caught this late especially because they were off Night Raven college's campus at this time of night doing something that might ruin some of their reputations like for example Riddle Rosehearts who was currently trying to set the sticks in a pyramid shape and cursing when they fell making him have to redo it again.
"Hey guys you think I could get rich if I became a stripper?" A very high on edible gummies Ruggie Bucchi asked as if a real question not just something random sitting and watching Riddle struggle from beside him to which a wild Kalim Al-Asim in nothing but his boxers popped up out of the darkness behind Ruggie "I could lend you money if you need it or if you become a stripper I would pay you regardless!" He way too cheerfully responded.
"If you became a stripper we all would have to so we can make sure you don't do any whacky shit plus it'd be a hoot of an adventure." Epel Felmier yelled from the water already half submerged as he waded through the river back over to them all.
"Can you people keep it down some of us don't actually want to get caught." Jamil Viper sighed pulling his shirt off beside a fidgeting nude Idia Shroud who was holding a monster can looking around when Lilia Vanrouge laughed softly at the younger males having already gotten into the water near the shore with Epel and not adding anything more than a mischievous glint as he looked over their group.
Finally Riddle got the fire started now all that was left to do was undress and take a swim knowing the fire would be there to warm them up after getting out thus he pulled his shirt off folding it neatly beside Lilia's and Epel's messy pile of clothes before starting to undress the high Ruggie with Ruggie being used to it let Riddle maneuver him out of his clothes and Kalim wasn't far behind stripping his last garment of cloth to cannonball into the cold water.
The big splash nearly reached Jamil and Idia on the shore sharing Idia's monster chatting quietly about to follow the other boys into the water with a pump up beach ball ready to be thrown at someone unsuspecting.
Jamil takes the monster can from Idia chugging the rest before putting it in the trash bag they brought and grabbing Idia's hand who was mourning the loss of his drink dragging him into the water.
The water was cold but the temperature was ignored as the ball hit Kalim in the face thrown by Jamil starting a game of throwing the ball at each other, making jokes, and taking turns to get out to grab a bottle of beer they would pass around and when the bottle was empty they would get another, this went on for about two hours so when they were thoroughly spent and drunk each one stumbled out of the water helping each other as they did still butt naked in the night air they sat by the fire made earlier to warm up so they don't catch colds.
"Would you guys still care for me if I was a worm?" Kalim asked with teary eyes being a sad type drunk like always, "Yes Kalim we would still care for you if you were a worm you ask this every time and the answer is and always will remain the same." Lillia replied with an eye roll tone a little peeved the usual drunk Lillia as he was an angry or aggressive drunk.
"We should do shots to help Kalim feel better!" Jamil waved a vodka bottle around in the air "Why don't we prank call people we know?" A calmer but excited Idia suggested instead to which everyone seemed to somewhat reluctantly agree.
Riddle's phone rang as they all watched it waiting for the poor sucker pick up, When the line was picked up a voice answered from the other side {Hello? Who is this?} Stifling drunken giggles Jamil deepened his voice {Taxes. You haven't been paying. WE WILL COLLECT.} the line went silent then a quiet {You'll be squeezed to death before I pay whatever taxes your talking about whoever you are! Don't call again.} with that the person Azul Ashengrotto hung up blocking Riddle's number "Damn Azul really be avoiding his taxes huh?" Ruggie slurred leaning closer to Riddle holding the phone giggling "T-this is just like when we went on that hike and had to ask a trucker for a ride back a-and he was so suspicious of us for no reason!" Riddle gasped between breathless laughing.
"That asshole had the nerve to even look at us like that I just wanted to punt him in his stupid face." Lillia crossed his arms with another huff when Idia hugged him "Aww is this your way of saying you care about us even when drunk!" "Shut up! No one said anything like that!" Lillia shoved Idia off only to have Idia shrug and latch onto Kalim who was still sniffling about something.
"Ok but he was kinda fine dontcha think?" Ruggie hiccupped and snuggled closer to Riddle's side "But he wasn't as good lookin as you Rids~" "Stop Ruggie remember what happened last time? Your complaining gave me a headache when we woke up the next day." Riddle said though still allowed Ruggie to snuggle him as Ruggie would usually latch onto the closest person when drunk "That was then this is now Rids!" whining Ruggie let go of Riddle crawling over to Jamil who was currently chugging half the bottle of vodka from earlier "Jamil would love me at least right Jams~?" "Sure why not?" Jamil sloppily kissed the corner of Ruggies mouth and Kalim hopped over to them "What! no fair! Can I join pleeeease?" "Hell yeah Kalim!" Ruggie yelled "stop it you three cause if you do it it's going to get all of us like when we were on that beach and had a group orgy!" Riddle separated the three "Shiiiiiiiit man you remember that? I was so wasted." Epel quietly said snapping out of his little daydreaming session.
"Wait why's it so quiet?" Lillia asked watching the scene unfold "Where's Idia!?" Kalim screamed "Dude not so loud your right by my ear!" Ruggie winced at the volume "sorry!" Kalim started crying again when a rustling in the bushes caught their attention only for Idia to walk out holding a huge ratty possum "Look I made a friend!" "AHHH!" came the collective scream of the group minus Idia and Ruggie, That's the last thing they remember of the night before blacking out do to drunkness finally catching up.
Waking will be a problem but the bigger problem is going to be getting back to campus in the morning without being spotted.