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Damien and Angela can't wait for their little angel to arrive, Angela was told that due to her short stature the baby may end up arriving early so they're constantly on watch for her water breaking. Their friends, particularly Amanda, help them along the path of first time parents. In the 8th month Shayne invites the couple onto the podcast with Amanda to talk about the pregnancy.
[Shayne] "Welcome to Smosh Mouth I'm Shayne."
[Amanda] "And I'm Amanda, and we have 2, or should I say 3, very special guests with us today. Please welcome Damien, Angela and their little angel!"
[Damien] "Hey guys thanks for having us."
[Angela] "I don't think angel is the word I'd use at this point, I feel like I'm literally going to burst if she doesn't get out of me soon."
[Damien] "Yeah the last month or so has been pretty rough."
[Angela] "The entire pregnancy hasn't exactly been a walk in the park you know."
[Shayne] "I suppose your smaller stature would be a hindrance during a pregnancy right?"
[Amanda] "Right I mean since I'm tall my baby had more room to move around but I imagine you don't have that luxury."
[Angela] "You're fucking right about that, it's like sticking a trash bag full of meat in a motel washing machine."
[Shayne] "That is horrifying imagery."
[Angela] "Yeah try carrying it around for 8 months, I feel like I shoved bowling balls up my vag."
[Damien] "Mother of my child, she's a real poet isn't she?"
[Angela] "I just want to say before we get started that Damien has been an absolute saint every step of the way, he started working from home so he wouldn't have to travel and he's done pretty much everything for me these last few months, he really is the heart of my cards and I fucking love him so damn much."
[Damien] "I'd happily do it all again in a heartbeat if we go for baby number 2."
[Angela] "Fuck baby number 2 might end up being a surrogate, I'm already getting one C-section I don't know if I'll get cut up twice."
[Damien] "I love you my little Meatball," they share a sweet kiss as Shayne continues.
[Shayne] "Okay so obviously we can't do anything about your size or anything but is there anything else you want to ask Amanda about, maybe advice or just share some experiences?"
[Angela] "Oh god yes, my feet are absolutely killing me what the fuck can I do about it?"
[Amanda] "Well I see you're wearing quite chunky shoes today, I'd switch to sneakers or nurse flats if you can. To relieve the stress you can never go wrong with foot rubs or massages."
[Angela] "Do you know a guy? Damien isn't exactly good with his hands."
[Damien] "To be clear only for footrubs and that's just because I'm not a foot guy, I'm fine with the other lady business."
[Angela] "True, have you really been fingered if he doesnt apologize profusely afterwards?"
[Shayne] "That's brutal dude."
[Amanda] "Anyway I can give you the number for a great masseuse in central LA, it's a little pricey but Manuel is an artist with his hands."
[Angela] "I don't know, we're saving all our money for when the baby comes, I shouldn't really splash out on footrubs right now."
[Amanda] "I mean if money is a concern then what if I just do it for you?"
[Angela] "Oh you're an absolute angel, I love you so much Amanda."
[Shayne] "Alright so feet are sorted, anything else?"
[Angela] "Oh I need some new food combinations, my cravings have all been pickle based and now just the smell of pickles makes me feel like violently throwing up."
[Amanda] "Well my cravings were mostly frozen fruit and chocolate but I also loved cottage cheese sushi and birthday cake icing."
[Shayne] "Wait is that separate things or all together?"
[Damien] "Either way it sounds pretty bomb not gonna lie."
[Amanda] "Ooh also hot cheetos dipped in honey mustard, yum yum."
[Angela] "God I normally hate hot cheetos but maybe the mustard will make it good. So the next thing to ask is should I be expressing before the baby actually arrives? My boobies keep leaking, not enough to bottle so Damien usually ends up licking it off so it doesn't go to waste."
[Damien] "I'm a growing boy what can I say?"
[Shayne] "Don't tell Ian he'll come to your place with a bowl of cereal and a spoon."
[Angela] "God that's an actual fucking nightmare, I'm not getting to sleep tonight."
[Damien] "I mean you rarely actually sleep at all at this point."
[Angela] "It's so true I'm a literal fucking zombie since I had to cut out caffeine."
[Amanda] "So leaking is totally normal, a grown man drinking it not so much, although saying that my husband did ask me to make him a milkshake with it one time."
[Damien] "No way how was it?"
[Amanda] "I'm not giving you any ideas young man."
[Shayne] "Is there anything else you want to cover just now?"
[Angela] "Hmmm, I probably shouldn't talk about this on the podcast..."
[Damien] "Dawg you just outed me for drinking your breast milk I think anything goes now."
[Angela] "Alright fuck it, I'm so fucking horny all the time nowadays. My pussy is so fucking sensitive now but obviously Damien can't fuck me and I'm not taking it up the ass."
[Damien] "Dude I can't even tell many times my jaw has locked from overwork."
[Angela] "I have to say he's an absolute trooper though, fighting through the pain trying to get me off."
[Amanda] "Have you tried dildos or other sex toys?"
[Angela] "I physically can't reach down to my pussy anymore so I couldn't fuck myself if I tried."
[Amanda] "What about wall mounted dildos?"
[Angela] "I can't bend over enough to use them, seriously I'm like a goddamn Boppo clown over here."
[Damien] "That's a new one, the other day she said she was a sexy space hopper."
[Shayne] "At least she still thinks she's sexy, that can't be that common at this stage of pregnancy."
[Angela] "Wow there's your clip, Shayne Topp doesn't think pregnant women can be Sexy."
[Amanda] "Shayne you saw my announcement photos, didn't I look beautiful?"
[Shayne] "Beautiful yes, sexy has different implications I don't want to get into with friends."
[Angela] "At least he actually saw yours Mandy, I tried to show him mine but he wouldn't even look at them."
[Shayne] "I saw them it's just that you were completely naked and holding a snake it was very bizarre."
[Damien] "Real talk her first pitch was for a live chimp, she tried to pay off a zoo keeper to let her in the enclosure."
[Amanda] "Oh my god Angela that's insane even for you."
[Angela] "It would've been the cutest thing ever and your ovaries would've melted but because of "serious health concerns" that it might "rip my face off" I wasn't allowed to do it. Let me tell you I stood in that zoo naked and made a real scene about it."
[Shayne] "Wait so you got naked before you even got permission to go in?"
[Angela] "Time is money Shayne, I didn't want to waste time getting undressed like an idiot."
[Amanda] "So you were naked before you even went to the zoo?"
[Damien] "Yeah I'm 100% convinced that the only reason she wasn't arrested is because she is pregnant, I was able to convince the zoo people that she was just scatterbrained from the hormones even though she was dead serious."
[Angela] "There wasn't even anyone else going around, we went at lunchtime on a Tuesday because it wouldn't be busy."
[Amanda] "So wait Damien, she got naked and then you drove her to the zoo?"
[Damien] "She's carrying my baby I try to accommodate her whims to a degree."
[Shayne] "I can't even remember how we got onto this topic but it's a freaking wild ride."
[Angela] "We were talking about how you don't think pregnant women are sexy."
[Shayne] "Run the tape back, I never actually said that."
[Angela] "Anyway the point is that I'm super fucking horny and I can't do anything about it."
[Shayne] "How about hiring an Escort?"
[Angela] "Again we can't spare any money for shit like that right now, also I don't really want to have a total stranger fuck me."
[Amanda] "Well then how about a best friend?"
The other three look at Amanda almost stunned that she would offer such services.
[Angela] "Oh I wouldn't want to impose that on you Amanda, you've already done plenty for me during this pregnancy."
[Amanda] "Yes just like you were there for me throughout my pregnancy. If I can assist you in any way I'm more than happy to do it."
[Angela] "Oh you're such a doll, I mean I'm free now if you want to carry me to the crying bathroom."
[Shayne] "Man it's like something straight out of Jane Austen isn't it?"
[Damien] "That's what I imagine our wedding night is going to be like, there's no way she's waiting until we get back to the suite."
[Amanda] "Angela sweetie you deserve a lot better than cheap bathroom sex at work, why don't I come back to your place and we can work out something proper?"
[Angela] "Sure thing, you're cool with that right Dame?"
[Damien] "I would much rather it be your best friend than some total stranger so I'm down, as long as it makes you happy Meatball."
[Shayne] "Alright guys Selina is signaling to me that we're out of time so unfortunately we need to wrap it up now, thanks for joining us and sharing with us."
[Damien] "Thanks for having us, we probably shared a little too much but this one doesn't have a filter even when she's not swimming in hormones and sleep deprived so that's nothing new."
[Angela] "So true, remember the time I accidentally revealed I knew your sex catchphrase and we had to play it off as an embarrassing joke? Anyway trust me baby I can get a lot more graphic if I want."
[Shayne] "Please don't, we don't want to get the show canceled."
[Angela] "What a way to go out though right? Who do I talk to about getting my own show just talking about my pussy for an hour at a time?"
[Damien] "Probably Erin, she'd get that shit greenlit so fast her head would spin."
[Shayne] "Alright well thanks again guys, and thank you at home for watching, we'll see you again next time bye!"
The cameras cut and Angela quickly checks in with Amanda before they leave.
[Angela] "So you're really sure you want to do this? I'd hate to ever ask too much of you baby."
[Amanda] "Trust me sweetie you could never ask too much for me, I know first hand how stressful and intense pregnancy is and I'm more than happy to help you relieve that stress as best I can."
[Angela] "Oh you really are the best friend I could ever ask for, we're free tonight if you want to come home with us after work."
[Amanda] "Sounds great honey, I'm looking forward to it."
[Angela] "Alright baby let's go get some lunch I'm starving, you may have to carry me until we can get some sneakers."
Damien helps Angela get to her feet and holds her up.
[Damien] "I know I'm a big strong boy now but I think we're passed the days where I can physically carry you, didn't you have a scooter at work?"
[Angela] "I broke it Tokyo Drifting around the office remember?"
[Amanda] "I'll help you carry her Damien, I'll grab her legs and you hold her top half, okay 1 2 3 lift!"
They work together to carry Angela out of the room.
[Angela] "Bye Shayne, bow to your Queen," Shayne bows his head as they leave.
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After work Amanda goes home with Angela and Damien who leads her up to the bedroom, they help Angela sit on the bed as they discuss the situation.
[Amanda] "So how exactly do we all want to do this? Is it better to come up with a plan or just get started and see where it takes us."
[Damien] "As long as everyone is comfortable I don't mind about the play-by-play, I suppose the decision falls to Angela since she's going to be the focus of whatever happens tonight."
[Angela] "Hmm, well Mandy promised me a foot rub at least so let's just start there I guess."
Amanda kneels down and takes off Angela's shoes and socks.
[Amanda] "Wow even at this stage of pregnancy your feet are still super cute, look at this pretty pedicure," she starts gently rubbing the soles of Angela's tired feet, "Oh they're soft too, I'm so jealous honey."
Amanda massages Angela's feet as she lies back on pillows Damien put down to prop her up, soon she leans down and starts kissing them as she rubs.
[Angela] "Mmm oh Mandy you're an angel, your lips are so soft this feels incredible."
After soothing her feet for a while Amanda reaches up and slowly pulls down Angela's maternity pants as Damien lifts her big shirt off.
[Amanda] "Aw he shaved your bush into a heart that's adorable."
[Angela] "Yeah he's the sweetest guy ever, come here baby give mama some sugar," she pulls him in to make out with him as Amanda kisses her way from Angela's feet all the way up her legs, gently nibbling on her thighs before reaching her fragrant pussy.
[Amanda] "Alright Angie honey are you ready?"
[Angela] "I'm ready Mandy, give it to me baby."
Angela gasps as Amanda starts sweetly eating her sensitive pussy, she unbuttons Damien's stupid pants and pulls them down so she can stroke his cock while Amanda works on her. Amanda delicately explores her lips and folds with her tongue, occasionally blowing cool air into her pussy sending tingles and shivers throughout her body.
[Angela] "Mmm f-fuck Mandy I can't tell you how fucking good that feels! As much as I love Damien only a woman really knows what women want..."
[Damien] "To be fair a lot of my girlfriends didn't let me go down on them so I never really learned the proper technique."
[Angela] "Oh baby don't feel bad about it, come here let me make you feel better."
She pulls him closer by the penis and slips it into her mouth, bobbing her head as best she can while lying on her back as Amanda continues delicately kissing her pussy. It's not long before the combined sensations overwhelm her and she suddenly squirts in Amanda's face.
[Amanda] "Oh my goodness that was fast little Bug."
[Angela] "I told you earlier I'm super fucking sensitive."
[Damien] "Do you want to stop baby?"
[Angela] "Fuck no! Let's see just how much I can cum in one session, you can go deeper with your tongue Mandy."
Angela continues sucking Damien's cock as Amanda spreads her lips and probes her with her warm tongue.
[Amanda] "Ang you taste so sweet and lovely."
[Damien] "It's so great isn't it? It's like if an angel was a tiny Italian woman."
Angela moans and her body convulses as she quickly cums again, Amanda eats her pussy more vigorously and Angela wraps her legs around her head planting their lips together. She fondles Damien's balls as he slowly thrusts in her throat taking care not to go too hard and gag her. Amanda sticks her hands in her pants and starts roughly fingering herself as her best friend cums in her face again.
[Amanda] "Whoo baby you choked me a little bit with that last one, are you satisfied yet?"
[Angela] "No way Mommy, I want to keep going at least until Damien cums in my mouth."
[Damien] "I don't know if I should try to speed myself up or steel myself to last longer..."
[Angela] "You do whatever you want baby, Mama just wants you to enjoy yourself. Hey Mandy could you please play with my ass for a while? Damien doesn't like going down there even though it's basically the same as my pussy."
[Damien] "Trust me Meatball as a neurospicy person there's a huge difference between eating pussy and eating ass, I don't know how to explain it to you without offending you."
[Angela] "I mean it's a butt, I know it's not exactly a rose basket but the feeling of getting your ass played with is incredible. Maybe if I play with yours first you'll see what all the fuss is about, like you could totally take your pants off just now if you want to."
[Damien] "Maybe some other time, right now is all about you honey."
[Amanda] "Yeah just let us take care of you little Bug and you can play with Damien's ass later okay?"
Angela squeaks as Amanda slips a couple of fingers into her tight ass and slowly starts to slide them in and out.
[Angela] "Come on Mandy you don't have to worry about being gentle, really fucking give it to me!"
[Amanda] "As you wish Mama," she starts vigorously fingering deep in her tight ass as she slurps her pussy again, Damien grunts as Angela takes his cock even deeper down her throat and squeezes his balls.
Damien strokes Angela's hair as she hungrily sucks his cock, Amanda probes her pussy as she works her ass for a while before pulling her fingers out and enthusiastically eating her ass making Angela release muffled moans as she feels her best friend's tongue deep inside her.
[Damien] "F-Fuck she's a real suck machine, I don't know how I've lasted this long with her hoovering me down..."
[Amanda] "Oh yeah she's got so much power in such a little package."
They work Angela from tip to tail, she squeals and moans until she squirts hard in Amanda's face.
[Amanda] "Oh goodness you got me right in the eye with that one babygirl. Are you satisfied now?"
[Angela] "I'm so fucking close, I just need a little more...I-I need to feel your pussy in mine Mandy..."
[Amanda] "Whatever you want honey, Damien sweetie can you move her further up the bed so I can get up there?"
[Damien] "Of course, alright Meatball here we go. One...two...three!"
He scoops under her arms and lifts her up the bed as Amanda stands up and slides her panties off, she climbs up on the bed and slides her long legs between Angela's arching over her large bump and scoots closer until she makes contact with her quivering wet pussy.
[Angela] "Oh f-fuck I'm gonna c-cry, fucking give it to me Mama!"
Amanda holds Angela's leg as she docks their pussies together and starts grinding, tears form in her eyes as she quickly gets overwhelmed and takes Damien's cock deep down her throat, he thrusts softly and holds her hand as she gags slightly. As Amanda scissors she takes Angela's dainty little foot and sucks on it, Angela takes Amanda's foot and rubs it against her face while sucking Damien's cock. Soon Angela slips Amanda's foot in her mouth, alternating between sucking it and Damien's cock for a while before she rubs them both together and sticks them both in her mouth.
[Damien] "WOAH that's new, she's getting creative on us. You okay with this Amanda? Technically you're getting me off as well as Angela now..."
[Amanda] "Oh sweetie I'm down for whatever right now. Wow she's so little, how does she fit so much in her mouth?"
[Damien] "She's always full of surprises, your foot is so much bigger than hers it's practically another hand but it's still super soft."
[Amanda] "Oh yeah my husband loves getting footjobs from me, he says sometimes it feels better than vaginal sex which I'm not totally sure how I feel about that. I guess I gave him a lot of footjobs during my pregnancy while I read my naughty books so maybe he just got used to it."
Angela quickly cums several times in succession but she doesn't stop grinding her pussy against Amanda's, she vigorously deep throats Damien's cock while loudly whimpering and moaning, Damien thrusts harder and faster rubbing against Amanda's foot doe extra stimulation.
[Damien] "Fuck Meatball I'm about to nut, brace yourself baby!"
He grunts as he cums shooting his load down her throat, she chokes a little bit but doesn't let up on her scissoring efforts.
[Damien] "Are you okay honey?"
[Angela] "I'm f-fine baby, don't worry about me I'm just glad you finally got off. I think I have one more big one left in me Amanda, take me home Mama!"
[Amanda] "Okay babygirl let's kick it up a notch!"
They vigorously hump and grind each other's pussies and suck on each other's feet as they rapidly approach climax.
[Angela] "Oh F-FUCK Amanda I-I love you so fucking much...I-I don't think I can last much longer."
[Amanda] "Don't hold back sweetheart let it all out for me!"
Angela bounces on the bed and screams as she finally squirts incredibly hard, Amanda finishes shortly after soaking the bedsheets even more as they collapse breathless and exhausted. She crawls up to snuggle in next to Angela, gently caressing her bump as Damien gets in bed on the other side. Damien softly kisses Angela and wipes the tears and jizz from her face as they all rest.
[Amanda] "Oh honey your makeup is all running down your face..."
[Damien] "How are you feeling Meatball? That was super intense, I thought you were going to end up inducing birth early."
[Angela] "Shit so did I...that's the hardest I've ever came, if I did that one or two more times I think we'd definitely be driving to the hospital right now...Thanks for taking care of me baby."
[Damien] "Forever and always Meatball, I love you so much."
She smiles as he kisses her again before turning to Amanda who strokes her hair softly as they look deep into each other's eyes.
[Angela] "You're the best friend I could ever ask for, you have no idea how much I love you..."
[Amanda] "I would do absolutely anything for you little Bug, you are my favorite person in the whole world and you're going to be an amazing mother."
[Angela] "Do you think our kids are going to get along with each other?"
[Amanda] "If they're anything like us they'll be inseparable..."
They kiss sweetly as Damien throws a blanket over the three of them, they all snuggle in together and just let time pass.