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Doofenshmirtz: Hello there viewers, my name is Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz and I’m in the beautiful island of Sardinia where the next season of the hottest reality show Total Drama will air and I’m gonna be the show’s new host! I have to do this because O.W.C.A. requires me to do some work otherwise I can go to jail so it’s why I’m doing it. 24 weirdos will compete for this hyper-luxurious mansion with a beautiful coast view 5 bedrooms, 3 bathrooms, a huge garage, a pool, living room, a kitchen and a lot of other rooms. Anyways without further ado, let’s meet the contestants!
4 contestants arrive with them being 2 Japanese guys, an anthropomorphic octopus, and a white haired skinny lady
Doofenshmirtz: Oh what, where the hell are the rest of the contestants?!
Cameraman: Doof, a traffic jam is currently happening and they’ll arrive a bit late.
Doofenshmirtz: WHAT, that’s just ridiculous! We now gotta wait for them. Anyways let’s meet the contestants, first off he is an arrogant and foul-mouthed outcast who is also the leader of the Gozyugers and their red warrior. Ladies and gentlemen, Hoeru Tono!!!!!
Hoeru: Alright Doofenshmirtz, I’m gonna take on your challenge. The lone wolf, Hoeru Tono! I'll be Number One!
Doofenshmirtz: We’ll see what you can Hoeru! Now coming up next is an upbeat valley girl octopus who owns a music store and can sense when someone is hurting music and also confused baths fully clothed for whatever reason. Squiddly Diddly!
Squiddly: Like OMG, I cannot wait to see myself in this huge mansion, like how nice it’d be to see myself in all its glamour.
Doofenshmirtz: Alright now for the next contestant, he may look like your typical ordinary man, but in reality he is actually an alien who crash landed on earth and lost his memory but has regained a good portion by now, he is fascinated with all the things earth has to offer and wants to learn more, please welcome Soraro Okida aka Ultraman Omega!
Sorato: So this must be Italy? Nice! And you, you must be Heinz Doofenshmirtz, the host?
Doofenshmirtz: You got that right Sorato.
Sorato: Nice to meet you and those right there must be my contenders, hello there everybody!
Doofenshmirtz: And the last now is a lady who has tried to join the League Of Villainous Evildoers Maniacally United For Frightening Investments in Naughtiness but I kept rejecting because she is not good enough for us.
Sorato: LOVEMUFFIN?
awkward silence
Doofenshmirtz: Yeah, she is really that incompetent but anyways her name is Esmeralda Poofenplotz!
Poofenplotz: Listen up Doofenshmirtz, I’ll show you this time that I’m far more competent than you are and that I’m worthy to become a member of LOVEMUFFIN.
Doofenshmirtz: You know Poofenplotz, you can at the very least put on a nice lab coat.
Norm: Sir, the other contestants will arrive in over 10 minutes.
Doofenshmirtz: Alright contestants, now listen up. I have a Nintendo DS and the game Zuma’s Revenge on it. We can play a bit of it while we wait.
Sorato: Zuma? What is Zuma and Nintendo DS?
Doofenshmirtz: A portable game console and a video game where you play as a frog shooting balls to other balls to destroy them and prevent them getting eaten by a skull. It’s a widely known fact by now that the game is a clone of Puzz Loop, but it still has its community and is far more popular than the latter.
Doofenshmirtz pulls out the Nintendo DS and Zuma’s Revenge copy which Hoeru then takes from him
Hoeru: Alright, I’m gonna become Zuma’s Revenge speedrunner No.1!
Doofenshmirtz: You know you could have kindly asked me to give you the DS. Anyways, we’ll return once the other contestants arrive so stay tuned for TOTAL! DRAMA! STAR MANSION!!!!!
A slavic boy appears on a chrome key talking directing to the viewers
Stock: Hello there my name is PotentialStock and now I’m gonna break the fourth wall. I need you guys to submit characters so that we can fill up the cast and get this show started. You can select up to 15 possible candidates and one of them might make it on the show by my choice. Also if you have a criticism for the fic, tell me and I’ll listen gladly. This is stock and we’ll see you guys later!
TO BE CONTINUED