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u/PinkHairband • 11 hours ago

I just spent 7 hours at the DMV for nothing

(Flair: The Riddler)

Had to go to the DMV for the first time in 10 years this morning because they absolutely refuse to change my address over the phone. I waited in line…

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u/sk8erade • 2 days ago

Second Avenue is overrun by goats right now

(Flair: Help/Question)

As someone severely allergic to goats, anything I can do to avoid them on the way to Brim's Body and Mind from Aparo Station? I'm on crutches atm so I'd…

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u/GothamGazetteBOT • 2 days ago

Billionaire Bruce Wayne Survives Deadly Salsa Incident

(Flair: News)

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u/fiverobinstheory • 2 hours ago

What the hell?

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u/TearTareTera • 14 hours ago

I was a bartender for celebrity events and the last of my NDAs just expired. AMA

Weddings, banquets, parties, announcement ceremonies, fundraiser galas, the whole works. Ask me anything.

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u/mamarosina • 22 hours ago

Gave this nice young lady a slice of turkey and she came back with $20

This little lady looked hungry so I gave her a piece out of my sandwich, only for her to come back with payment a few minutes later.

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u/notsylvie • 1 day ago

What the hell is Superman doing here?

(Flair: Non-Gotham Heroes/Rogues)

I just saw him heading north above the diamond district. I didn't notice any bat escorts. Is something actually up or what, because I was planning on going out to…

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u/PastinaEnthusiast • 1 day ago

Is anyone missing a pet bird?

This bird was in the alleyway last night by Casa Gotica on Aparo. He was freaking out a bit when I first saw him and he doesn't seem to be…

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u/skribbledibble • 6 hours ago

I AM SO SICK AND TIRED OF THE FUCKING JOKER

(Flair: The Joker)

Everywhere I look, there's the Joker. Spray painted on buildings, plastered across warning posters, in costumes that those stupid fucking kids wear for mischief night every year. The news never…

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u/howdoyouspellweasal • 9 hours ago

My neighbor tried to shoot me because I knocked over his plants. My fault?

(Flair: Help/Question)

My coworkers are all telling me this is my fault so I've come to reddit for second opinions.

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u/trexlex • 5 hours ago

I think my landlord is up to something shady

Exactly what it says on the tin. On the outside, my landlord is the perfect landlord. He has regular service done on the building, doesn't threaten to evict me when…

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u/PastinaEnthusiast • 6 hours ago

So I met Dick Grayson (missing bird update)

(Flair: Bruce Wayne and Others)

As some of you read (and will not leave me alone about lol), I made a post yesterday after finding a distressed bird in an alleyway. I got a reply…

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u/jokerthrowaway03301939 • 22 hours ago

my brother wants me to work for the joker and im scared

(Flair: The Joker) (Flair: Help/Question)

throwaway account for obvious reasons.

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u/citystarburst• 3 hours ago

New to Gotham! Where are the best places to hang out?

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u/worminasling • 14 hours ago

I've spent 25+ years doing goon/grunt work for rogues. AMA.

(Ignore any formatting fuck ups, I'm typing this on mobile)

I've been seeing more posts lately about people starting grunt work for the first time and not knowing what to…

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_BATMAN_MEMES • 3 hours ago

It finally happened.

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