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GAME OVER!
YOU WERE MURDERED BY YOUR YOUNGER SISTER.
PLEASE CHOOSE YOUR NEW LIFE.
Underneath the words was a wheel with a button to spin the wheel. This is a fucking weird dream but it's nothing compared to the dream I had where that fluffy pink Unicorn bit my arm off because I ate its ice cream so why the fuck not? I touched the button and the wheel span. It landed on 'CUSTOM'. Great. Now what?
PLEASE STATE THE UNIVERSE YOU WISH TO LIVE IN. KEEP IN MIND THAT THE PLOT OF THE UNIVERSE CAN ONLY BE CHANGED BY YOUR IN-GAME ACTIONS. ONLY TV SHOWS AND MOVIE UNIVERSES ARE ALLOWED.
What? Okay, er... "Harry Potter." Why the fuck not?
PLEASE STATE WHAT SECONDARY UNIVERSE YOU WANT (IF ANY).
What the fuck is a 'Secondary Universe'? Screw it. Overlord has been on my mind ever since I read that fanfiction days ago. I watched all four Seasons in the last three days just because of that fic! This is just a dream anyway. "Overlord."
PLEASE STATE 85 CHARACTERS FROM OVERLORD YOU WISH TO PLACE IN THE HARRY POTTER UNIVERSE TEN YEARS AFTER YOU ENTER IT.
"85!?" I don't even know that many characters... Do I? Erm... "Enri, Nemu, Ninya, Tuare, Zesshi, Leinas, Hilma, Scama, Lilynette, Edström, Clementine, Arche and her two Sisters, Imina, Brita, Blue Rose and Renner?"
PLEASE NAME 63 MORE CHARACTERS FROM OVERLORD.
I don't know that many! Hold on... Maybe... "Everyone who works in Nazarick when the servers are shut down."
THIS PUTS YOU ONE CHARACTER OVER. PLEASE REMOVE A CHARACTER.
Seriously? First, I don't know enough characters, so I cheat and now I'm over? I wouldn't mind removing a character I don't know but I don't know them, so I can't... Fine. I'll get rid of Gagaran since I only added her as the other members of Blue Rose are friends with her and it made me feel bad. It's the same reason I added in Ninya, Nemu and Arche's Sisters, as they're the only family Enri, Tuare and Arche have/care about. "Remove Gagaran." Maybe the number of characters that work in Nazarick is why the number was so high? I can have the Nazarick workers and 21 others. I didn't know 64 people work in Nazarick, though. Then again, it is mentioned there were 41 members and since the twins, Aura and Mare, were created by the same person, 64 doesn't seem that much. It's an average of one or two NPCs per member.
YOUR CHARACTER'S BACKSTORY IN THE SECONDARY UNIVERSE WILL REPLACE ONE OF THE CHARACTERS THAT EXISTED. PLEASE STATE YOUR BACKSTORY FOR YOUR SECONDARY UNIVERSE.
Okay. Er... What's Momonga's real name? Is it even mentioned in the show? I don't think it was but I know I've read it in a fanfic tag... Oh, well... "My character is the younger sister of Momonga in the real world and in YGGDRASIL. She is named Cassiopeia in the real world and in YGGDRASIL and is a level 100 YGGDRASIL Player. Our Mother died giving birth to me and our Father blamed me for her death. Momonga's real self tried protecting me from him but failed. After ten years of all kinds of abuse by our Father's hand, our Father killed himself. When he did, YGGDRASIL had existed for a year and Momonga and I had already started playing. Eleven years after our Father's death, YGGDRASIL was to be shut down, so Momonga's real self and I logged in for the server shut down. After Herohero left, Momonga left too. As a 21st birthday gift a few weeks before the server shutdown, Momonga made me Guild Leader. My YGGDRASIL character is a Nephalem Shapeshifter with two natural forms. The first natural form is a Human woman who is 21. The form has short black hair (in a boy's haircut), the right eye is red, the left eye is golden, pale skin, an hourglass figure, 34D cup tits, six-pack abs, toned arms and legs and a Natural Aura that lures people in making them like and even love me just by being near me. The form wears a black blazer with a white pocket square, black dress shoes, black trousers, black lacy lingerie, a white shirt and a black bow tie."
AND YOUR SECOND FORM?
"My second form is the same shape as my first form and has the Natural Aura my first form has, which I keep even when Shapeshifting, but my second form also has black horns with red tips and they go up but are slightly curved backwards. My second form has a black tail with a red arrow tip and black feathered wings with red tips. My second form's hair is the same as my first form's but it's dark purple. My second form has blood-red eyes and the same outfit as my first form."
YOUR HUMAN FORM WILL BE THE FORM YOU WILL TAKE IN YOUR NEW LIFE. TEN YEARS AFTER BEING IN YOUR NEW LIFE, YOU WILL GAIN ACCESS TO THE POWERS AND ABILITIES YOUR SECOND FORM HAS AS WELL AS YOUR MEMORIES AND YOUR SECOND FORM ITSELF. YOU WILL HAVE ACCESS TO YOUR MAGIC AND ABILITIES FROM YOUR NEW PRIMARY UNIVERSE THE MOMENT YOU ARRIVE THERE. YOUR CHOSEN CHARACTERS WILL APPEAR IN NAZARICK ON YOUR TENTH BIRTHDAY, OTHER THAN THE NAZARICK WORKERS WHO WILL APPEAR ON YOUR SECOND BIRTHDAY. YOU WILL ALSO APPEAR IN NAZARICK THEN TOO. THOUGH YOU WILL START IN NAZARICK IN YGGDRASIL UNTIL THE SEVER SHUTS DOWN AND YOU'RE BORN AS YOUR NEW CHARACTER.
Okay. Weird. Can this dream get any weirder?
YOU WILL PLAY AS THE MAIN CHARACTER OF THE HARRY POTTER UNIVERSE. PLEASE CHOOSE YOUR GENDER.
"Female."
AS YOU HAVE NOT STATED MALE, YOU CANNOT HAVE THE NAME 'HARRY JAMES POTTER'. YOU WILL STILL BE PLAYING AS HARRY POTTER, THOUGH A FEMALE VERSION. THE NAME 'HARRY' WILL BE REPLACED WITH THE NAME OF YOUR YGGDRASIL CHARACTER. YOU WILL BE 'CASSIOPEIA LILY POTTER' IN YOUR NEW WORLD. YOU WILL HAVE ACCESS TO YOUR STATS AND OTHER GAME FEATURES ONCE YOUR MEMORIES ARE RETURNED. THE GAME WILL NOW BEGIN AND YOUR MEMORIES WILL BE MODIFIED.
A white light appeared. I blinked and shook my head a little. I have a headache. Where am I again? I looked around and remembered as I saw Sebas, the Pleiades and Albedo. I saw the countdown saying there's only two minutes left before the servers shut down. I can't believe this. So much work and effort wasted! Fuck it, I'm gonna have fun messing with the settings of the characters before the servers shut down. I use the Staff of Ainz Ooal Gown to bring up the Administrator privileges. I selected all the females and mass changed their settings by adding the line 'They are very attracted to and deeply in love with Cassiopeia. They will do anything to please her in any and all ways she desires of them'. Ah, if only. A lot of the females created by Ainz Ooal Gown are hot. All the Pleiades are hot and Aura, Shalltear and Albedo are hot too. Albedo and Shalltear, without a doubt, are the hottest, though. I watched as the server countdown reached zero and everything went black.
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I freaked out when I woke up and realised where I was. I've spent ten years in the Harry Potter Universe. I thought it was a dream! I really did die! My life really is a game now! After ten more minutes of freaking out, I smiled as I remembered the last ten years. Despite having 15 months with Lily and James as my Parents, I don't feel sad they're dead. I am glad I only had 9 months with the Dursleys, though, 'cause even in that short amount of time, I was hit by them a few times. I remember waking up on my second birthday to yelling. The Pleiades were freaking out as one moment their Lady was sitting on the throne in front of them and then there was a flash of white light and there was a toddler sleeping on the throne instead. I remember Albedo calling the Guardians to try to figure out what happened before ordering Sebas to check the outside of Nazarick. Shalltear had yelled at toddler me, believing I wasn't her Lady and had somehow kidnapped her. She'd caused toddler me to cry and everyone had yelled at her as they could feel my Natural Aura. This had caused Shalltear to try everything to cheer me up while profusely apologising. I'll have to mention that to her and punish her for it, seeing as she still goes overboard whenever I cry now. "Lady Cassiopeia?" I heard Shalltear groan from beside me. I guess she's finally waking up.
"Yes?" I whispered as Albedo was still sleeping on my other side. I always have at least one girl sleeping in my bed with me. I love cuddling in my sleep. Sometimes it's one of the Pleiades, sometimes it's Aura and sometimes it's Shalltear or Albedo. Most of the time, it's Shalltear and Albedo, since they get jealous much easier and quicker than the others. They can't go more than three nights without being in my bed before their jealousy takes over and they hate when the other is in my bed and they aren't. That's going to be a problem when I start Hogwarts since I'll share a Dorm so they can't even [GATE] to me. I looked up from where my head was lying on Shalltear's chest and I smiled at her. She smiled back as Albedo groaned and cuddled closer to me in her sleep, her left arm still around me and Shalltear.
"Are you okay, Lady Cassiopeia? You seem a little... Off... This morning."
"My memories are back. I remember everything, including my Brother and the others." Shalltear tensed and then grinned and cheered.
"What's going on?" Albedo asked as she shot up awake.
"Lady Cassiopeia's memories are back! We can finally do our pledge of fidelity!" Albedo grinned too but then she frowned.
"But why did your memories come back now?"
"I don't know," I said. Technically, I know the game is the reason but I don't know why the game chose now. So, it's a half-lie. I can't believe my Sister actually killed me! The only question is, which Sister did it? It said my younger Sister killed me but I had more than one younger Sister! Oh, well, I guess I'll never know. "But I can feel my YGGDRASIL Magic as well as the Magic I have from this World. I couldn't feel my YGGDRASIL Magic before. I don't think all of my memories are back, though, as I can't remember how to use my Magic. However, I do have all my memories from this World, including when I was a baby... I remember you made me cry when I first met you in this life eight years ago, Shalltear." Shalltear started profusely apologising again while Albedo tried to hide her grin.
"I recommend punishing her severely for her actions, Lady Cassiopeia. She made a Supreme Being cry. That deserves the highest form of punishment," Albedo said and Shalltear glared at her but sighed.
"Unfortunately, the big-mouthed Gorilla is right, for once," Shalltear said. "I deserve the worst punishment you can think of, my Lady."
"What did you just call me!?" Albedo yelled as her Dark Aura came out, quickly followed by Shalltear's. I sighed.
"Not this early in the morning, please," I said and they quickly reined in their Dark Auras and apologised. "Some Humans I chose from another World are appearing in Nazarick today. Round them up when they arrive and put them in comfortable rooms. Albedo, instruct all Guardians, other than Victim and Gargantua, to meet in the sixth floor's amphitheatre in one hour." They nodded and I used my Guild Ring to teleport to the sixth floor just like Momonga did in the show.
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