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“You’re my one phone call.”
“I’m honored, but I’m not going to bail you out.”
“Oh, come on. You know you want to.”
“Where are you? Earth?”
“Judoonia. There was a warrant….”
“I’m shocked.”
“I knew you would be. Come on, Doctor. Pretty please?”
“Why would I do that? So you can try repeatedly to kill me or rule the universe?”
“Preferably both. Come on. You enjoy our little tussles.”
“I really don’t. You’re on your own.”
“You can’t even say my name, can you.”
“I can. I won’t.”
“Very well. Suffer the consequences. One day I shall master you.”