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The Toy Soldier liked a lot of things. It liked a good battle, and it liked when it could hold tea parties with the Crew. It especially liked when it could make others happy, and when it got referred to as a friend. It loved being someone's friend. That was why it was in Brian's room, cleaning up for him. Brian-Toy preferred to call him Drumbot, but Brian had asked to be called Brian, so Brian it was.
Brian was dead on the floor currently. There were strange pink hearts scattered on the floor, made of paper, with glitter. They seemed important, so Toy left them where they were, simply stacking it up. Ivy said that Brian currently took 4.683 minutes to regenerate, and Toy had come in at two minutes. When it looked back over to Brian, it faked being afraid, jumping away.
"Hello Brian! I Thought You Were Still Dead!"
Brian waved it off, holding his hand out. See, Toy had said that whenever Brian got shot, it would help, and shots in the head(As far as Nastya told it) felt a lot like a hangover. Toy placed a Paracetemol in his hand, and sat cross-legged on the ground.
"What Were Those Pink Hearts?" Toy asked, still pretending to be curious.
Brian sighed, before looking up, and muttering something about a Valentine. While Brian was normally nice, headaches apparently made everyone hate everything! It was rather curious. It did like pretending to be curious, so it asked again.
"And What Is A Val-En-Tine, Ol' Chap?"
Brian sighed again, that was another thing Toy noticed, headaches seemed to induce sighing. Perhaps it should take Brian to Raphaella for extra Expirementation.
"Toy, It's a holiday. For celebrating love. I was making those for the crew."
The Toy Soldier pretended to be excited. "For Love? I Know! We Shall Set Up Something For The Aurora And Nastya!"
It looked around suspiciously, pretending to be saying something important. "Aurora. Do Not Listen Please!"
Brian shook his head, and sighed heavily. "Do what you want, Toy, just please get out of my room."
The Toy Soldier nodded, then left the room to go plan. The Planning went well, and with Ivy's help, as it was not sure what either of the pair liked, it had a very good plan. It would kill Nastya, drag her to the engine room, and cover her in hearts from Jonny's freezer. Then it would leave her and Aurora to hang out!
The Toy Soldier nodded, mostly to itself, but also to the spiders, and started to march towards Jonny's freezer. Jonny did not like people going near his freezer, as it was full of hearts. Toy didn't know what Jonny did with the hearts, but it hadn't been ordered to stay away yet, so it would take the hearts. The hallways were fairly straightforward this time, so Toy supposed that Aurora agreed with the plan. The freezer was in Jonny's hideout, also known as the kitchen, as for some reason, he was the only one allowed in there, stating that "The rest of you fuckers can't cook for nothing."
Soon, Toy had a bucket full of flesh, and was on its way to the engine room. The funny thing was, Nastya hardly ever left the engine room in the first place, so it wan't too hard to get her to die. The Toy Soldier could be very quiet when it wanted to.
With Nastya laying dead, Toy dumped the bucket of hearts onto her, and scribbled out a quick note for her.
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Nastya was very confused. As far as she could tell, Toy had somehow gotten the fact that Valentines was soon, and had decided to set Aurora and her up on a date. Not only that, but it had covered her in hearts from Jonny's freezer, and she had been blamed for the stealing. She wouldn't steal Jonny's hearts, that was his weird obsession!
It was fine, she supposed, Nastya would just have to explain what Valentines was to Toy soon.