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Stelle: I have come to make a formal announcement.
Serval: ??
Stelle: My sweet, innocent brother
Aventurine: Awh hell nah
Stelle: Has been turned into a WHORE.
Caelus: WHAT.
Firefly: Oh!
March: He wasnt one already?
Caelus: FUCK YOU MARCH
Stelle: HUSH
Stelle: My sweet little brother has been corrupted by the temptations of man kind
Seele: Oh hell nah, not you sounding like Sunday
Sunday: What did i do???
Robin: You know what you did.
Caelus: I AM THE OLDER SIBLING???
Aventurine: Clearly bad at being it bc Stelles taking on the overprotective sibling role, lmao loser
Caelus: fuck you, its not my fault that she’s only into people that actually good for her
March: Awh thank you
Caelus: And march.
March: Fuck you
Firefly: this implies that the people your into are not good for you
Caelus: No Comment.
Stelle: If your going to fuck my apparently a whore brother dont keave your shit here
Stelle: I have found three different bras and at least 5 shirts.
Lynx: HELLO?
Caelus: ……. are you fucking kidding me
Stelle: and j am sick and tired of finding shit that aint ours in this godsforsaken dorm. im boutta move in with March and Firefly
Firefly: YES PLS DO
Stelle: AND IM ALSO GOING TO HUNT DOWN THE FUCKERS THAT ARE FUCKING MY BROTHER AND KILL THEM.
Asta: Oh! Lets slow down now
Jingyuan: Girls out for blood
Stelle: I hate all of you whores, your all suspects till i find out who it is
Caelus: Stelle wtf
Sampo: This feels a little brocon lowk
Stelle: Update im killing myself.
Stelle: I CANT BE AN AUNT AGAIN, STOP FUCKING MY BROTHER
Himeko: CAELUS IS A FATHER?!
Caelus: I HAVE A CHILD????
Seele: Nah, not Caelus being a deadbeat dad
Stelle: Ok technically she’s not actually his kid BUT CAELUS RAISED HER MORE THAN HER GUARDIAN DID.
Caelus: DO YOU MEAN CLARA??? THE KID I FUCKING BABYSIT???
March: Babysit he says, knowing damn well this kid used to spend weekends with him
Caelus: Ok i little bit raised her WHAT DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING
Aventurine: That kid Is Messed Up now frfr
Caelus: Stfu Clara is perfect and would get better exam scores than you dont you ever talk bad about her again i will fucking show you why baseball isnt done at my old hs anymore
Danheng: Caelus dont get expelled.
Himeko: Awhh he’s like a protective father, cute
Stelle: I havent forgotten the original point of this. I will find you. And i will beat your ass you whores STAY OUT OF MY HOUSE.