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WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yells the SCP cast in a panicky daze.
IF WE DIE, I BLAME YOU PATHETIC EXCUSES OF "WARRIORS" YOU CALL YOURSELVESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SCP-076-2 yells while also falling to his "unknown fate", like everyone else at this very moment.
Just then, they all fall down and land into a hallway floor, though not your typical kind, because you see, It was the hallway floors of Baldi's schoolhouse!
OOF! WHO'S FOOT AM I STANDING ON!? Yells Dr. Bright in a joking tone, to the dismay of his other colleagues and anomalies.
It's mine, Jack. Said the Plague Doctor, or SCP-049, his tone sounding like he wasn't in the mood for games and such.
Look 049, don't call me that! That's Dr. Bright to you! He exclaims in a almost prideful tone.
SHUT UP AT THAT! WHERE EVEN ARE WE?! Yells SCP-076-2, or Able as some called him.
You're in my schoolhouse, that's where you all are! Exclaims Baldi in a enthusiastic tone.
AHH! WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?! Yells Dr. Clef, sounding like he's about to pounce with his ukulele in hand, or kill with his ukulele in hand.
I'm Baldi, and you may not speak to me in such a disgraceful tone! He said.
Normally, interruptions like that would land you with a ruled-spanking, but since this is everyone's first day, I'll refrain from such things! But you're off on a bad start, Alto. Baldi remarks confidently like he's Dr. Clef's mother.
"how the hell does he even know my presumed first-name?" Dr. Clef mutters under his breath.
What was that, Alto? Baldi whispers in a harsh tone.
NOTHING! Yells Dr. Clef, worried of what Baldi would do to him.
Um....Guys, what happened to our clothes? Dr. Collingwood said, in a meek, concerned tone.
Collingwood, nothing happened to our clothes and- WHAT THE HELL?! Dr. Buck looks down at her skirt to find out that it is now a little longer, her sweater turned into a school-girl shirt, and just her clothes looking more "school-childish". She turns around only to find out everyone, yes even the anomalies, were affected by these changes.
Amelia? What did I just have to say to Alto? No cursing in the hallways... Baldi says in a harsh tone, worried that he would soon have to spank her later in the year.
HOW DO YOU KNOW MY FIRST NAME CREEP?! Dr. Buck yells, clearly pissed that Baldi knew her name, despite never meeting him a day in her life.
Amelia, Amelia, don't try to aggravate me before the first day ends... Baldi says in a stern tone.
Sorry... Dr. Buck whispers, still as cold as her tone was before the dimension jump.
Anyways, let me show you around the school, and I'll give you all your schedules! Baldi exclaims in a enthusiastic tone.