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Shen Qingqiu tries to justify what he was doing with his husband was just marital dues. They were insufferable as a couple anyways so it wasn’t anything new to find either of them putting hands on the other somewhere secluded in public.
This time it wasn’t their fault anyways, they live in a xianxia world and did papapa to save the world so this wasn’t really out of the norm. It was the norm actually!
[To get out of this time-loop host should—]
Shen Qingqiu waved off the quest window and settled himself on the clothes that were laid down below him as a sort of cover. It was kind of adorable how his protagonist of a husband want him to feel comfortable even if they were about to fuck like wild rabbits outside near their home.
He wishes he didn’t have such a thick face after all these years of fucking in questionable places and yet, here he was barely bothered by that notion.
It’s still a bit embarrassing but oh well.
[Host! System—]
Shen Qingqiu closed his eyes and moaned as Luo Binghe entered him once more. “Yes! There, Binghe—!”
[Host—]
Fuck off System! Shen Qingqiu screamed at it internally because really, he’s trying to enjoy his time with his husband and he really doesn’t have the time to indulge in whatever it is the system has in store for him. This song and dance was old news to him and look at his husband!
“Shizun isn’t paying attention to me?” Luo Binghe’s black eyes looked huge and puppy-like Shen Qingqiu feels bad for ignoring his advances because of that stupid system.
He wishes the system would offline themselves after they did save the world by papapa but it seems like it was a bit too much to ask.
[Host! This system—]
Ah, fuck off!
How many times has Binghe done it!?
Shen Qingqiu felt like crying because he’s at the limit and yet his protagonist of a husband still has the stamina to get going— Shen Qingqiu feels like he’s out of his mind, can’t think straight and he even feels like he can’t see straight and yet—
This is all Shang Qinghua’s fault!
Shen Qingqiu grunted as he’s slowly dragged across the robes that have been laid down on the ground so as to not dirty him and Luo Binghe, his leg is now a permanent fixture on top of the protagonist’s shoulder.
He feels his body spasm as his husband rolled back into him again and dumped a new load of seeds deep inside him. He can’t really feel the lower part of his body anymore since the fifth time he felt his husband come inside him.
However he knows how he got here, laid down on robes on the ground near his bamboo house and plowed like there’s no tomorrow by his own husband.
It’s because of that accursed plant Shang Qinghua had brought! That stupid author had the guts to come back from visiting his husband with a hybrid of a plant!
Shen Qingqiu felt tears forming in his eyes as his husband’s nails raked on the inside of his thighs and the scenario of his husband holding his thighs started once more. “Shizun,” his husband crooned. “Why aren’t you paying attention to me?”
I don’t know Binghe, maybe it's because I can’t think clearly anymore! Shen Qingqiu screams internally. His hands try to find purchase underneath him. Stupid author and the stupid plant he managed to make! Stupid protagonist and his unlimited libido! Stupid xianxia and its sexed up world!
Most of all, he hates how he had put himself into this situation because of his own damned curiosity!
[Host, this system has been trying to tell you—]
Fuck off system, it wasn’t as if your presence here is helping now is it!
Luo Binghe, his utmost loyal and beloved husband, smiles. The kind of smile that has Shen Qingqiu guessing himself, the kind of smile that oozes a lot of smugness and god does Shen Qingqiu hate (love) it!
“Shizun was the one who said that we should investigate the hybrid plant,” he said. “And shizun was the one to say that he’ll be the one to take responsibility if anything were to happen.”
Don’t call me shizun when you’re about to eat my ass! Shen Qingqiu internally weeps. This shizun is wrong! Please stop teasing him, Luo Binghe!
Luo Binghe drags his tongue languidly against his husband’s skin as if he has all the time in the world. With how the plant’s goo and affect was going, it might as well be because this breed of a plant is crossbreed between an aphrodisiac and time-related plants which means…
Marathon sex to the death with time-loop shenanigans!
Shen Qingqiu’s breath hitches and he quivers as Luo Binghe tongues on his hole, circling the abused sad thing and not yet penetrating. Shen Qingqiu feels his hole throbbing because he really needs his husband to be inside him and ease this uncomfortable burning feeling of aphrodisiac.
“Shizun you’re still so tight,” Luo Binghe dares to whine, whine like a baby as if Shen Qingqiu wasn’t fucked by him all this time. “I can’t wait to taste myself inside shizun.”
Aiya, this protagonist talks as if come tastes anything different being inside of him! How embarrassing! Shen Qingqiu would like the world to swallow him whole and never let him out to see the sun again.
“Binghe don’t—” his words were cut off when his husband’s tongue pierced into his most intimate hole and he howled. He won’t admit how good it felt but it at least eased the burning discomfort.
Well at least this was new, Shen Qingqiu thought. The first loop, his husband would straight go to fucking him full and then everything starts from when he and his husband were covered in that stupid slimy goo from the hybrid.
Marathon sex to the death wasn’t new to Shen Qingqiu and he and his husband have experienced their fair share of them over the years of their marriage but marathon sex with time-loop shenanigans intertwined is just a bit much for him.
His husband does have a healing cock but all of this feels like torture!
And yet you’re here, whispers the Shang Qinghua devil inside him. Enjoying it even!
Fuck off! Shen Qingqiu shoved his inner Shang Qinghua into its box of shame and shoves it deep into his consciousness once more. He does not need to be teased by an imaginary version of Shang Qinghua, no matter what!
Shen Qinqiu gasps and tears the black robes he was holding onto. As the youth would say, his husband really knows how to work his tongue technology!
He lets out a chuckle at that thought, perking his husband’s attention.
“What amuses my husband?” The black-haired younger man asked and Shen Qingqiu’s face burst into a bright smile.
“Just you.”
His husband seemed softened by his words, there’s a healthy flush on his cheeks. Really, his husband had no qualms to do the most depraved thing to him and yet blush at the first sight of something eerily domestic.
So cute!
Shen Qingqiu raised an arm and brushes his fingers through Luo Binghe’s hair, his husband trailed after them like a love sick puppy. Ah! So cute!
“Just keep going Luo Binghe,” Shen Qingqiu said. “Fill your shizun up so we could be done with this hybrid plant and sock it to Shang Qinghua the next time we meet him.”
Luo Binghe doesn’t seem to understand what he said fully but smiles nonetheless. “Yes shizun!”
How many loops has it been since this started, system?
Shen Qingqiu glanced down at his shaking legs where it was pulled upwards into the air by tentacle-like things from the hybrid plant. He has no energy to do anything other than watch what this monstrous thing is about to do.
The system is silent and Shen Qingqiu curses it to the afterlife and back.
Luo Binghe, his husband, seems to be intrigued by what the plant is about to do. Shen Qingqiu is kind of curious too but he kind of has a feeling about where this was going too, reading too many smutty poorly written xianxia books does that to someone.
Huh… he didn’t know the two of them had this kind of kink.
Shen Qingqiu gasped, grasping at his husband’s arm when he felt something long, fat and slimy enter him. It slithers inside him so easily and moves right into place, making itself home in Shen Qingqiu’s core.
“B-Binghe—” Shen Qingqiu whined when that thing moves, up and down, inside and out and it's destroying his insides right at the moment. His body shakes once more when he feels another tentacle entering him, making a place for itself alongside its partner.
What is it trying to do to him?
He looks up at his husband and sees an expression of wonder on Luo Binghe’s face.
Ha! You’re just as degenerate as the hybrid plant dear husband of mine!
It’s not like Shen Qingqiu is against it either though he wouldn’t admit it. He raised his hips forward, reaching for his husband’s hand and placed it on his hard on. He rubs his cock against his husband’s hand. “B-Binghe, this—” he let out a shaky breath.
“Shizun is enjoying himself isn’t he?” Luo Binghe’s eyes were dilated. He looked at Shen Qingqiu as if he were prey and Shen Qingqiu shivered in anticipation. “Does shizun want the plant to fill him up?”
“N-not r-really– mhm–” The tentacles move as if in protest, as if it could read Shen Qingqiu’s mind and could tell that he wanted to be filled with both the tentacles and Luo Binghe’s giant cock.
Fuck, his brain has been melted into a sexed up brain and he’s so going to regret thinking all of these things when he’s back to his usual self.
Luo Binghe’s smile was sharp. “Don’t worry shizun, this Binghe understands what his shizun is trying to say and will do what is best for his shizun.”
Shen Qingqiu groaned, feeling his insides melt and wilt by the promise.
Shen Qingqiu felt himself stir, there was something sticky in between his legs. Actually, hold onto that thought, his whole body was actually covered in something very sticky and slimy!
If there is a god other than that hack of an author, hear my plea! Please bury me. Shen Qingqiu wanted his very own soul to be burned and never remembered because this was very embarrassing! There’s a mixture of white and green sticky globs stuck onto him and his husband. And that thing on his stomach!
Shen Qingqiu felt his face burn because his stomach bulging being filled with too much c—
No! Don’t go there! Shen Qingqiu forces himself to look at something else and not down there. What stomach? He doesn’t have any! What lower body parts? He had vanquished them all during this whole shtick!
Speaking of his husband, Shen Qingqiu stared at the body laying down beside him. He really has a thick face to still be sleeping at this moment!
Shen Qingqiu doesn’t have the energy to move and decided to just close his eyes when the familiar blue blip of the System appeared.
Shen Qingqiu wanted to burn this ridiculous xianxia sexed up world and the system itself.
[Congratulations for escaping the time loop by the hybrid plant of the Tentacled Fork-Tongued Time-Loop Plant and Rose of Ultimate Love and Seduction! Congratulations! Congratulations! Congratulations! Happy things should be said three times for ultimate happiness!]