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(Redacted 1) was having a good day until she was hit by a car.
It wasn’t even a cool car, it was the little ones with no personality which allowed you to drive even if you didn’t have you driver’s license yet.
The blond girl didn’t register what was happening to her before her head hit the ground, blood already coating the road.
Ouch, that hurts, she thought. Which it did, a lot. She was dying after all. Not cool.
Muffled sound around her and panicked distant shouts tried to pull her back to the living world but she was already slipping away into the void.
Her last thoughts were not original but I’ll transcribe them still; she was me after all.
Am I dying? Please don’t let me die. I didn’t even finish The Clone Wars!! And my fanfictions?! Ao3 curse when I catch you I swear- of fuck, my girlfriend will kill me if I die! I couldn’t even watch the first episode of Arcane for her-
(Redacted 2) was overall not having the greatest day ever when she made the decision to take a nap.
Really studying was tiring and she needed a break. So the brunette fell asleep.
Would she have done it if she knew what was about to happen? Honestly I have no clue, I can’t read minds.
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A long time ago, in a galaxy far far away, an old sentient being was getting bored.
The Force was tired of singing the same song over and over again without anyone to hear it. She was tired of exposing people to the public only to have them back in power again after a carefully carved speech.
So really who can blame Her for doing something new this time.
If they wouldn’t listen to Her, maybe they would listen to someone else. And if they didn’t, well it would provide a better entertainment than what She was currently experiencing.
And the Force did just that.
She reached Her hand far away and when She finally reached something interesting, She decided to reach Her grasp even further.
She transcended galaxies, caressed planets and slalomed entire asteroid fields.
She fazed though the fabric of time itself and bended the laws of physics to Her will.
She was as beautiful as She was destructive. She was as determined as She was powerful.
She only stopped when She felt it was right and only then did She look at where She had arrived. A tiny planet, the third of its monosolary system, full of Humans, buzzing with life and will.
And when She approached She found herself in the middle of nowhere, in a tiny town of a not so tiny country, in the middle of a room, looking at a single Human being sleeping on their bed.
She will do. She had thought.
But the Human was dreaming, thinking, her brain ever so working though countless scenarios which would one day be abandoned for more likely ones. The Force lost Herself in this mind so fascinating and found another Human tightly locked away in her memories.
The Force paused for a moment and after a second of calculated reflexion decide to see what this Human was up to too.
And that is how the Force found Herself next to a bleeding Human on the ground.
Contemplating Her choices, She made one She will never even doubt nor think of regretting, She decided to take both Humans. Clearly they were dear to each other so why separate them?
And taking one in each of Her hand, she floated back to where She left. She accompanied the girls between time and space itself to take them back from where She left.
Only when She arrived did the Force then looked at Her findings and smile truly for the first time in a long time. Her songs will not go unheard now.
She paced a kiss on the forehead of both young lovers to gift them Her protection and help them on their quest to achieve balance.
She then opened a portal to an eagerly familiar room and guided Her two Guide into it. The Force was radiating proud and trust and glee and this was the only warning the universe got before both Guide fell through the portal, changing the course of the galaxy forever.
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(Redacted 1) screamed as she fell out of whatever had yanked her from her death. She hit the floor and the air was knocked out of her torso.
She tried getting her breathing back together before sitting, just for someone to fell on top of her.
“Oof” she breathed out. She opened her eyes and saw her lover (Redacted 2) laying on her stomach.
“What was that for?” the blonde wheezed out. Only then did the brunette laying on top lifted her chin and looked at who she had fell on top of.
“Excuse me” she apologised. “Wait what? What are you doing here?” (Redacted 2) asked.
“I don’t even know where here is!” The other one exclaimed.
“The council room of the Jedi Order,” a booming voice answered, “and who are you?!”
Both girls sat up, and for the first time since crashing here looked properly around. Erringly familiar faces were looking down (or straight) at them. About a dozen lightsaber ignited casting together a cyan light into the room only disturbed by the purple in the middle of the half circle the Masters had created around them.
Both girls looked at each other and back at the Jedis a few times and both pinched themselves before one exclaimed “Oh fuck me-“ out loud.