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After a sudden death, Protagonist woke up to find himself back in the elevator. He was about to press the next floor, when something caught his eye.
“Has there always been a tenth floor?” He asked Coworker, though he just shrugged.
Out of curiosity, he clicked the button. The elevator went up, and after a little bit the door opened. The place it led to was a house, the elevator led them straight to the kitchen. The two of them stepped out and looked at their surroundings.
All of a sudden, two teenage boys came down the stairs right next to the kitchen. They looked stunned, seeing the random full grown men coming out of an elevator that was originally their front door.
“What the heck???” the taller one said.
“Uhh… where did you put our door?” the black haired one said. They were obviously students, seeing as they had school uniforms on.
“I’m Bryce Stryker.” Coworker said.
“I’m-“ Protagonist then got cut off. “I’m Chase Beckley.” Coworker said again. Protagonist looked at him, then started again. “I-“ “I’m Clayton Cox.” Coworker said yet another time. Protagonist gave up trying to introduce himself.
“Nothing more annoying than someone who won’t take the time to learn your name, right?” Protagonist thought to himself.
The taller one looked them up and down. “I’m Eunyung Baek.” He kept his distance from them.
“I’m Haejoon Goh.” The other boy said.
“Nice to meet you!” Protagonist said, awkwardly.
“Are you guys gay?” Eunyung asked immediately.
Protagonist was shocked at the sudden question, “Excuse me?”
“I said, are you guys gay?” He repeated himself.
Protagonist looks at coworker, who was already looking back at him. Coworker leaned down and whispered, “are we??” to him.
“Do you want to be?” Protagonist asked.
“Let’s find out!” Coworker replied happily. They stepped back into the elevator, closed the doors, kissed, and reopened them. “Yup!” Protagonist said.
“EWWW! Haejoon, let’s beat these fags up!” Eunyung said to him. Haejoon nodded, “it’s time to let my mad dog out! AWOOOO!” and they both tackled the two men to the ground.
Haejoon let his claws out, revealing his true werewolf form. Eunyung pulled out a pocket knife, and they started to beat Protagonist and Coworker up. They kept going, until the brink of death.
“Wow Haejoon, you look so good when you let your mad dog out!!” Eunyung said joyfully.
“Thanks honey boo boo sugar pie!” Haejoon replied.
“Why are you beating us up if you’re gay?” Coworker said weakly.
“SHUT UP! NO WE AREN’T!” Eunyung said, stomping on his head and finishing him off.
“I agree. Don’t be like that! Why are you beating up fellow gays?” Protagonist said. “Show off your pride!”
“WE AREN’T GAY! STOP TELLING US WE ARE!” They said in unison. Haejoon and Eunyung beat Protagonist up until he died. They disposed of the bodies and Eunyungs knife inside of the school trashcan.
Coworker and Protagonist found themself alive and in the elevator, completely healed.
“What just happened??” Coworker asked.
“I think we just got beat to death by gay high schoolers.” Protagonist replied.
“….Wait.. you knew that we died? You knew this entire time?? OH MY GOSH! You little liar!” Protagonist argued with himself.
“That doesn’t matter right now.” Coworker said.
“Let’s avoid floor ten from now on…” Coworker said. “I agree.” Protagonist said back to him.
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“Oh wow Haejoon, that was soo cute of you!” Eunyung said.
“Oh stawp it youu! Hahaha, thanks baby cakes!” Haejoon replied to him.
And then they hug each other. Because if they kissed that would be REALLY gay. The end!