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-I should call you 'Mrs. Chilchuck', or 'madame', right?- Laios asked calmly, in his opinion even trying to be friendly, after Chilchuck had revealed her age to the rest of the group - it turns out that Chilchuck is just a few years older than Laios, although for a half-foot, that's still quite a bit...
-What are you saying?- Chilchuck exclaimed, frowning a little at the words of the man with blonde hair and tall stature (especially in comparison to her).
Marcille and Senshi have a bad feeling, especially knowing Laios...
-I mean...It's the appropriate way to refer to older ladies, right?- The tall-man asked back, smiling innocently...before watching Chilchuck get even angrier.
-L-Laios, my boy! You can't say that kind of thing to a woman...- Senshi tried to talk to the young Laios, because even being almost a hermit, Senshi 'understands' certain things about women.
-Laios, you're an idiot!- Marcille commented directly, almost threatening the tall-man with her staff.
Laios has trouble fully understanding what he did wrong, but he understands enough to know that Chilchuck is upset (with him) -Come with me.- Chilchuck ordered, stomping on the ground for a moment, like an angry animal.
-Very well.- Laios accepted innocently, because 'intimidation' cannot penetrate his thick skull.
***
-Mph! Just because...Mmm, just because my daughters are adults...d-doesn't mean I'm 'old'.- Chilchuck insisted as she moaned, her breathing heavy, as she made the effort to move her hips on top of the face of Laios again and again, holding onto the tall-man's blonde hair.
Lying on the floor and with his partner on top of him, Laios is obviously unable to respond, simply using his tongue on Chilchuck's pussy...
-F-fuck, shit! How are you so good at this?!- Chilchuck commented frustratedly, shaking a little as she moved her hips in circles. Her husband wasn't exactly bad, but this is a 'talent' that she didn't expect Laios to have...
For his part, Laios assumes it's because he has an excellent ability to imitate a dog (or so Falin says) - he just knows how to use his tongue.
-Ah-ngh~-The half-foot woman with short brown hair tried to stifle her moans, but then her body reacted almost on its own, noticing every spot that Laios' tongue touched inside her.
Soon...
There is a moment of silence, while Laios, with his face somewhat wet, tried to move a little to breathe better -Take off your pants.- Chilchuck ordered annoyed, almost biting her lip, not being able to believe that those words had just come out of her own mouth.
-Yes, ma'am.- Laios responded, almost receiving a punch from the half-foot woman at that very moment.
-Don't be confused, it's not romantic at all. Just a one-time thing, so you can see that I'm still in my 'prime'.- Chilchuck repeated and repeated, after having gotten off of Laios, her legs trembling only slightly, for now.
In silence, the man with short blonde hair stood up for just that, before Chilchuck again ordered him to lie down on the dungeon floor. Fortunately she had already checked the room, and it seems that there are no traps or monsters...
Except for 'one'.
-How do you keep this in your pants?- Chilchuck asked, her face slightly red, partly from rage and partly from arousal, Laios' member against her belly...
-...Is what they're supposed to do?- The human answered back, receiving a slightly annoyed sigh from Chilchuck.
The half-foot woman however did not stop, she tried to use her fingers on her sex (and even tried to lubricate Laios's big, hard, cock), before even attempting to take the bull by the horns.
-Shit shit shit- Chilchuck repeated as Laios held her hips lightly, just a few inches (of him) inside her.
Chilchuck remembers how she made fun of some of her friends, who "unlike" her, entering their midlife crises, had decided to seek some 'adventure' with tall-men somewhat younger than them...
Laios doesn't know it, but he just turned Chilchuck into a bit of a 'cougar'.
-Oh hell, I'm stuffed.- Chilchuck commented, riding on Laios's back as they returned to camp with Marcille (almost asleep) and Senshi (busy tending to his kitchen utensils).
-But we didn't eat anything.- Laios commented back, as he left the half-foot woman on the ground.
-You know, I'm not even going to bother trying to explain it to you.- Chilchuck commented, bringing her hands to the back of her back, bending a little as her legs trembled a lot. The blonde haired man made sure to help Chilchuck get somewhat comfortable on her respective bed (being at least a bit gentle).
-Mmm, listen to me, we'll do things my way.- Chilchuck moaned slightly, whispering something in Laios' ear when he had the chance...
***
-Senshi, I don't understand women.- Laios commented to the black-bearded dwarf, crossing his arms slightly confused. First Chilchuck had told him that it was a 'one time' thing, and now she says they will do it in 'her way' (that is, when she says...).
-...- Senshi stayed still for a moment, a little terrified -Laios, my boy, sit down. We will have 'the talk'.-