Chapter Text
Chapter one
TONY STARK CREATED A CHAT GROUP AND ADDED @AVENGERS, @PETER PARKER AND @REVENGERS.
Old man Steve: HEY . HOW ARE YOU ALL DOING? :)
Genius Billionaire: Steve, you don't need to type in capital letters.
Killer widow: I am kind of in the middle of a mission, an ugly one chat with you later.
Black widow went offline.
Thunder god : Hello my friends. I am using the strange gadget that friend Tony gave him.
Genius Billionaire: @Thunder god It's called an android phone
Old man Steve: @Thunder god I DONT UNDERSTAND THE TECHNOLOGY EITHER
Brucie bear: Oh hi guys. The phone is pretty simple to use, if you need any help or assistance you can find me in the lab @Thunder god
Flying bird: Are we just going to ignore the fact that Bruce only offered help to Thor?
Scarlet witch : Steve has Tony to help him, if you know what I mean *wink* *wink*
Genius Billionaire: did you just type *wink*? could have just used an emoji instead.
Flying bird: he's not denying it (・o・)
Winter soldier: okay, who added me to this group?
Flying bird: @winter soldier oh hey there Buck, having fun exercising?
Winter soldier: @flying bird I really don't understand technology, if you can see me so close why not just talk to me instead of sending these messages.
Old man Steve: Buck, it's called ‘text’
Genius Billionaire: we can do chat 101 later for you old people, but first of all has anyone seen @Brucie bear ?
Vision: I believe he ran away after he was teased by Sam Wilson.
Flying bird: @Iron man please don't murder me. I was only teasing.
Arrow dude: who gives us these nicknames anyways?
Genius Billionaire: I do (｡•̀ᴗ-)✧
Puny god: no wonder my name is as such, I demand it to be changed to a proper title.
Genius Billionaire: demand rejected
Drunkgirl: oh hello avengers
Brucie bear: hii Val, how's everything going with carol?
Drunkgirl: we're doing great, we went on a wonderful date on midgard the other day.
Brucie bear: awwwww :)
Genius Billionaire: cuteee
Thunder god : I am happy for you my friend.
Drunkgirl: thanks guys. but hey Thor you are next in the line, when are you going to confess your feelings of love?
Brucie bear: Thor has someone he loves?
Genius Billionaire: oh, the thunder god has finally met his goddess
Old man Steve: it's doesn't have to be a man Tony.
Flying bird: he's right Tony.
Genius Billionaire: you're both right. Sorry, fine then he's met he's other god?
Thunder god: He is a midgardian.
Winter soldier: what the fuck, Thor's soulmate is human.
Genius Billionaire: LANGUAGE! Steve doesn't like it when we cuss.
Old man Steve: you are never going to let me forget that right?
Genius Billionaire: nope.
Flying bird: kk, since Bruce is back there's no need to murder me.
Puny god: did someone say murder, finally something good from this chat.
Wanda: “....”
Vision: “....”
Puny god: “....” Did I say anything wrong?
Genius Billionaire: The god of thunder has a crush and murder is all you've gotten from that conversation?
Spider kid: hey dad, and good day everyone.
Thunder god: good day Stark-son
Wanda: oh hii Petey pie
Old man Steve: hey Peter.
Genius Billionaire: Petey, you know I'm not your father right.
Spider kid : okay…Mr Stark ༎ຶ‿༎ຶ
Spider kid has gone offline.
Flying bird: i think you should go after your son.
Genius Billionaire: he's not my son.
Winter soldier: the kid is angry, as a good parent you should try and pacify him.
Genius Billionaire: I don't need a 101 book on being a parent. I'm not one at the moment.
Genius Billionaire has gone offline.
Flying bird: I need to work on my projects now. Goodbye guys.
Winter soldier: I need to go disturb and further prevent Sam from working on his projects. Good day.
Flying bird and Winter soldier have gone offline.
Thunder god : I need to run, my dear brother is giving me the weird looks again.
Old man Steve: it's alright Thor, there's nothing to worry about.
Puny god: actually there is much need to worry, I have bought new knives and I intend to test them out on some unlucky persons.
Old man Steve: …..
Old man Steve, Thunder god, Puny god have gone offline.
Brucie bear: Val, my DMs now.
Drunkgirl: fine.
Brucie bear and Drunkgirl have gone offline.
Vision: I guess that leaves me and you Wanda dearest.
Wanda: let's go and make that recipe we've been planning online.
Vision: okay :)
Vision and Wanda have gone offline.
PRIVATE CHAT OF BRUCE AND VALKYRIE.
Brucie : Thor has feelings for someone? Why didn't you tell me?!!!!!!!!
Val: careful with the temper big guy, I..It's a bit complicated.
Brucie: sorry, but how so?
Val: he and this person are real idiots, they've been friends for a long time but they have kept their feelings hidden.
Brucie: so I have a chance?
Val: a very big one.
Brucie: thanks Val.