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Mørke og Griner

Summary:

This might be funny.
It might also be awful.

Notes:

This is the first time I have attempted to write something funny.
I will update a paragraph a day and just see where this one goes!

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It took a fall from the cliff, and starting a new life together, for Hannibal to realise that Will Graham was very much a Work In Progress. For a start he was still far too obsessed with dogs from Hannibal's liking and as for his dress sense, well that could only be described as utterly appalling. He would have to do something about that. He thought Will would look absolutely impeccable in an extravagantly expensive plaid suit, handmade by angels. Yes, that would do just nicely for Will's upcoming birthday. And of course, if they were going to be murder husbands they would need matching suits to wear under their rather fetching murder suits. After all, it just would not do for them to look sloppy as they created their art. Hannibal was far too vain for that. He was so vein in fact, that on an average day he spent eight hours posing and pouting at himself in the mirror.