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Deep in the forests of Ooo, a little boy in a white bear hat wearing a blue shirt with a picture of a duck on it, is walking around the forest alone, carrying a small wooden sword. “I’ll show daddy!” The toddler grumbled. “I’m not a baby! I’m a big boy!”
“Help! Help!” A woman’s voice called out. The boy perked up and ran in the direction the voice was coming from. The boy ran out of some bushes, and saw a voluptuous blonde woman with large breasts in a skimpy black dress with a big witch hat standing under a tree. “Someone help! My familiar is stuck in this tree!” The woman pointed at a black cat that was sitting on a tree branch.
“I’ll help, pretty lady!” The young boy exclaimed as he started climbing the tree as fast as he could. The boy made his way to the branch the cat was standing on, and slowly approached it. “Here kitty kitty…come to-GAH!” The boy screamed as the cat jumped onto his face and started clawing at him.
Both the boy and the cat fall off the tree, with the boy landing on the ground, and the cat falling into the witch’s arms. “Kitty!” The witch exclaimed, hugging her cat against her grapefruit sized breasts. “Oh, I’m so glad you’re safe! Thank you little boy!”
“No problem, ma’am!” The boy said as he dusted himself off. “I’m always here to help!”
“What’s your name, little boy?”
“It’s Finn, ma’am!” Finn introduced. Finn looked the girl up and down, and smiled at her. This witch had a body fit for a pornstar, but to Finn’s prepubescent mind she was just a pretty woman. “You look pretty!”
“Aw, why thank you~” the witch purred. “Why are you out here all alone, little boy?”
“To prove my dad wrong!” Finn said. “He says I’m a whiny little baby! But I’ll show him I’m a big man!”
“Is that so? I think I could help with that!” The witch placed her cat on the brim of her hat, then reached into her cleavage, her arm going almost elbow deep between her tits. After rummaging around, she pulls out some lipstick. “Aha! Close your eyes, boy…” the witch says as she starts applying the lipstick to her big luscious pink lips. “…I’m gonna give you a very special reward for being such a gentleman!”
Finn does as requested, and closes his eyes. While his eyes are closed, the witch gets on her knees and leans down to give Finn a big wet kiss on his cheek. The kiss leaves behind a glowing lipstick mark that quickly fades into his skin as he opens his eyes. “What was that?”
“Just a little enchantment that’ll help you. It won’t do anything right now, but in the future no woman on Ooo will be able to resist a cutie like you!”
“Thanks pretty lady!” Finn thanked her.
“Do you really think girls like me are pretty?” The witch asked rhetorically. Finn nods his head. “Well, then in that case…” she pulls Finn in for a kiss on his other cheek, her big pink lips almost sucking his face into her mouth. She pulls away, and another lipstick mark fades into his skin. “Now anyone you get intimate with will become a bimbo, like me!”
“Shmowzow…” Finn muttered, not understanding a word the woman said.
“Well, goodbye little boy! I hope I see you again someday!” The witch leaves, swaying her wide hips with each step.
Finn would later return home to his family, and in the coming days would completely forget his encounter with the bimbo witch. But her enchantments would go on to one day bring great pleasure to the young hero, and everyone around him.