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In stunned silence he stared down at his comm. He never would've thought that his flirting was that extraordinary good to land him a number of a pretty, blue skinned Twi'lek woman.
Swallowing he tipped a few words. Deleted them again.
He was unsure what to say. Oh, force, since when was he like that. Bly just typed out the a short 'hey'. Boring, lame but efficient.
Almost immediately switching to the group he had with his brother. Typing out the question he wanted to ask his new, wait what were they? Friends?
Could he say that after getting to know her not even half an hour ago?
Shanking his head and sending his message. Not having to wait any longer to get an answer.
live another day just to spite god
Blythe
Does any of you know a singer named Aalya?
I'llbiteyourkneesof
BRO
WTF
I MEAN
H O W DO YOU N O T KNOW HER?!?!
gloryitself
Even I know her
Blythe
Well I don't
But she pretty cute
Got her Autograph
I'llbiteyourkneesof
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGgethyfxbcatgkgjstsjgx
Blythe
Wtf..?
gloryitself
Oh c'mon
Don't you know your brothers celebrity crush
Blythe
Should I?
I'llbiteyourkneesof
YOU SHOULD
I KNOW YOURS
Blythe
U don't
I'llbiteyourkneesof
Yes i do, bitch
It's Shaak Ti
The pretty lady that has a roll in pretty much all the Holo films you own
Blythe
Yeah, ok u got me
gloryitself
You're both so urgh.. Idk so annoying
That's not the word
I'llbiteyourkneesof
IDC CODES
HE FLIRTED WITH MY AALYA
Blythe
Oh is she idk your girlfriend
I'llbiteyourkneesof
...
no
...
Blythe
Then fuck off🖕
gloryitself
Ugh
I'llbiteyourkneesof
stfu both of u
Blythe
Nah
Oh
Nice
The number wasn't fake
gloryitself
WAIT
WAIT
HOLLUP
I'llbiteyourkneesof
WAT U MEAN "wasn't fake"
WHAT NUMBER?!?!
gloryitself
Bly
Bly
Hey
HEY
TALK TO US
I WANNA KNOW
I'llbiteyourkneesof
What is love~
gloryitself
shut up-
Blythe
still don't like your pop music banthashit
I'llbiteyourkneesof
no<3
*GASP* U DID NOT
Blythe
Aalya's
I'llbiteyourkneesof
HOLY
MOLY
NO
THATS NOT POSSIBLE
gloryitself
WHAT
THE
FUCK
Blythe
Yes<3
It is
As you can see
I'm texting her
I'llbiteyourkneesof
You lucky son of a bitch
😭😭
That's so unfair
I always wanted to meet her
Blythe
Stop crying
I'll try to arrange something ok?
I'llbiteyourkneesof
You are the bestes big brother ever!!
Blythe
Yeah Yeah
gloryitself
Why, thank you
I'm going to tattle Obi-Wan now
This is a mutiny
I'llbiteyourkneesof
Yeah yeah
Love u to or whatever
Blythe
I still can't believe you ended up with an college professor
I'llbiteyourkneesof
Yeah
Seems very unlike you
But eh
Who am I to judge
gloryitself
😒🙄
I'llbiteyourkneesof
Grandpa
Really
Also
Where's Rexter??
gloryitself
He has kids now
No time for his brothers anymore
Blythe
scandal
Rexter
Fuck off
I'llbiteyourkneesof
Do your kids know that??!?
Rexter
Do they know what?
gloryitself
Your language?!
Your bad tongue?!
Blythe
He has that bad tongue from u
gloryitself
Na ah
Blythe
The fuck u mean na ah
I'llbiteyourkneesof
Still salty about that, Bly
Rexter
You're salty about everything, wolf
Blythe
Yeah that's true
gloryitself
Hm
Rexter
I've got my bad mouth from all three of you
I'm not a kid anymore
Whatta u do now huh
I'llbiteyourkneesof
Nothing
Maybe teach your kids
Rexter
Oh please absolutely not gonna do that
I'llbiteyourkneesof
Why not tho
Rexter
Because
1) you're never gonna see me again
2) their already using words they don't understand or interpret completely wrong
3) dogma is a bit different and learns fast, meaning he would totally lecture you about your inappropriate language
I'llbiteyourkneesof
He sounds nice
I want to meet him
And the other demons
gloryitself
Same
I like them already
Blythe
But why five kids
Rexter
U know why
Blythe
Yeah okay
Bruh
I'llbiteyourkneesof
Sucks to be you
Blythe
nah, sucks to be you