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Howdy, readers! My name’s Mitch, and I’m a backpacker. I travel all around the world in search of fun and adventure. You could call me a nomad, but that implies that I have no goal. I certainly have that! My goal is to find the next fun thing in life. Sure, I use the breeze as my map, but that’s how you find all the fun, man!
While on my search for thrills, I’ve come across many different species of Pokémon, which are cute, little guys we train and bond with. I gotta say, seeing them in the wild is totally different than seeing them in battle and walking down the street. They really live up to the term of “wild Pokémon.”
Not only do they act like feral beasts out here, they also are incredibly horny! They go to pound town like there’s no tomorrow. It’s hard to resist the urge to take a look when they’re so loud and lusty. I can’t tell you how many times I caught myself groping at my crotch, wishing I was in their place.
That got me thinking, though. What if I *could* be in their place? Sex with these dudes isn’t illegal or nothing, and I’ve read they have evolved to have a deep understanding of us and our feelings, so why not offer myself up to them? I do have a handsomely rugged look and wilderness smell to me.
It was right there that I decided that my next big adventure would be making a journal about my sexual encounters with the Pokémon I meet along the way. I’ve been thinking about making a log of my journey, and now seems like a good time to start it!
I thankfully won’t be alone in this adventure. My trusty boy, Granite, a Midday Lycanroc, will be with me. He’ll be my little bodyguard if I get into a tight situation, and maybe even play a part in these sexual encounters. I think I’ll even start my entries with him, as long as he is good with it.
Oooh! I can feel my penis throbbing within the confinements of my underwear just writing this down. This is going to be such a great idea!