Chapter Text
3/4 manipulated miners
biggest man: oi dickheads a question for you lot
richest man: i'm filled with a growing sense of existential fear
why am i here: what the fuck is it now tommy
shortest man: cranky because you don't have a matching nickname with the rest of us?
why am i here: i'd rather have my house blown up again than match with y'all
richest man: low blows in the chat with people who've had their homes blown up
why am i here: shit man my bad
shortest man: low blows in the chat with nb people
why am i here: okay now y'all're fucking with me
why am i here: and like
why am i here: fair
why am i here: but STILL
biggest man: why must i be ignored in my own fucking chat
shortest man: because you called me short and i think that you should suffer <3
biggest man: you're over a foot shorter than ranboob and i'll call you what i want <3
why am i here: are u two the married ones
why am i here: i remember someone here got hitched
biggest man: because i am kind and benevolent i will not kill you on the spot
biggest man: but say that about me and my brother again and i will not be so kind
shortest man: okay clingy bitch
biggest man: YOU'RE THE CLINGY ONE BITCH
richest man: tommy.
richest man: you refused to leave the other day because you hadn’t spent enough time over here and that made you upset
shortest man: you knitted the entire underscore-beloved family matching sweaters
why am i here: aw that's precious
biggest man: this is the worst day
biggest man: but no back to my question
biggest man: do any of you have access to the hermitcraft chat as well
why am i here: ………… what
richest man: i'm sorry, you have access to what chat?
biggest man: the hermits chat lol
biggest man: they're not really talking about anything fun in there tbh, a lotta talk about their new world they just entered
biggest man: got a few new members apparently? think they added me on accident
shortest man: but you weren't added though, you’re just in there huh
richest man: ,,, tubbo how do you know that
shortest man: hacker things, big man, get with the program
biggest men: yeah get with the program
why am i here: catch up smh
shortest man: dare you to introduce urself n see what they say
richest man: be NICE
biggest man: i'm always nice, thank you very much
Hermitcraft Season 8
xisumavoid: So, does anyone have any other bugs they’ve noticed in the world? I’ve fixed the sleep cycle one already, but I’d like to check in.
tommyinnit: well there's the bug of me being in here but i dont think thats what you mean, big man
grian: what the fuck
geminitay: oh!! i'm glad to see even more new faces!! are you late to the server like tfc? :O
pearlescentmoon: hello there as well
tommyinnit: actually i'm just Here but thank you for the try there lol
xisumavoid: Can you tell me how you got in here?
tommyinnit: well you see when you permadie with a comm on hand they come back stupid n now i'm here
ethoslab: oh yeah that happens bud, try not to do it too often
vintagebeef: love how your advice is just ‘don't die too much’
ethoslab: listen it's still advice
grian: that's like me saying to people ‘hey if you want to get better at flying don't hit the wall’
mumbojumbo: you told me that if i wanted to get better at flying then i should fly at random things and try to dodge them as best as i can
tommyinnit: oh fuck yeah nice, are you both avians? i know a few but flying is banned on the server so they can't really do anything :/
cubfan135: what do you mean Banned?
tommyinnit: well you see when something isn't allowed on a server its usually called banned
grian: nah im the only avian on the server but we have elytras so we can get around faster
iskall85: if you're a fool you have an elytra that is
tommyinnit: fuck is an elytra
grian: they're like wings? that you find in the end cities
tommyinnit: ohhhh the end is banned too lol
xisumavoid: Well, if the admin of your server is making rules like that there might be a reason?
tommyinnit: yeah racism and a god complex <3
rendog: you safe there, bro?
grian: yeah that's sounding sketchy
tommyinnit: no <3 but its fine the admin already killed me once, he won't do it again
tommyinnit: doing things twice is tacky
docm77: uhhhh that's not helping, kid
tommyinnit: fuck off mate i'm 17, i'm not a kid no mo
zombiecleo: are you saying that your admin killed you, a child.
tommyinnit: el oh el
3/4 manipulated miners
biggest man: i trauma dumped lmao <3
why am i here: why am i not surprised honestly
shortest man: good idea, get adopted n leave the server
richest man: TUBBO
shortest man: what its a good idea !!!
shortest man: get the rest of us adopted as well, double dog dare u
why am i here: am i included in this
biggest man: you wanna be?
why am i here: ……… yeah sure fuck it
biggest man: SWEET okay kings lets do it
shortest man: finally running away <3
richest man: this chat is a nightmare
Hermitcraft Season 8
joehills: you have to understand that that's concerning right?
joehills: RIGHT?
tommyinnit: well i mean add on the malnourished child soldier part and then its even worse <3
tangotek: dude do you need some help
tommyinnit: mentally, yeah lol
impulsesv: ….. xisuma this is a brand new world
xisumavoid: What are you suggesting?
geminitay: not to rock the boat, but you've added two new members, one more wouldn't hurt
tommyinnit: oh i have three other traumatized minors as well
tommyinnit: one of which is a child soldier, one is a memory issues mf, and one is a child bounty hunter el oh el
zombiecleo: why are you so relaxed about this
tommyinnit: well when you're consistently fucked up in the head at some point nothing feels real and its all kinda whatever
tommyinnit: like its a bit touchy but what are you lot gonna do? use it against me? lmao dealt with that already
grian: hey do you want me to kill a guy for you? cause i can totally do that by the way
grian: like im not opposed to some light manslaughter in the morning
mumbojumbo: i swore to not kill this season but give me a moment to find a workaround
tommyinnit: well i mean youve killed the admin before so like you could definitely do that again
falsesymmetry: hey kid is your admin dream?
tommyinnit: yeah, he's a wrong'un
docm77: thats a big of an underestimate there
stressmonster: i can help you grian! :)
falsesymmetry: oh well of course were on the murder train as well
tommyinnit: hm
tommyinnit: dont know how to feel about ppl being upset at things that have happened to me
tommyinnit: blame me instead, that's normal
mumbojumbo: no offense, thats stupid
tommyinnit: i'm going to cry myself to sleep now mr jumbo
xisumavoid: Would you like to add your friends to this chat while I look into the rules regarding server changes?
tommyinnit: oh fuck yeah i would
tommyinnit adds: purpled, ranboo, and tubbo
tubbo: wassup fucks i'm tubbo and i have trauma
ranboo: that is not how you open up your first meeting with people
purpled: wassup fucks i'm purpled and i stab people for money
ranboo: PURPLED DONT ENCOURAGE THEM
tommy: wassup fucks i'm tommy and i also have trauma
zedaph: if you can't stop them, beat them at their own game!
ranboo: ………… sigh
ranboo: wassup f*cks i'm ranboo and i have no memories and also trauma
tubbo: AYYYYY
tommyinnit: AYYYYY
purpled: ayyyyyy
joehills: i'm going to turn gray at this rate
ethoslab: something bad about gray hair joe?
tommyinnit: yeah something bad about it huh
ranboo: i'm almost insulted here tbh
evilxisuma: yeah what the fuck joe
zombiecleo: how rude
joehills: all of you meeting was a Mistake
tubbo: should we be concerned that you're called evil xisuma or is that like a vanity thing
zedaph: vanity
tango: vanity
grian: vanity
xisumavoid: Vanity.
evilxisuma: i have a cryptocurrency?
purpled: oh you're evil alright
update: meme
