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Homer Simpson Sucks That Pepsi Dick

Summary:

Homenr Simpsons gets wild and fereaky with the leganary Pepsiman. What sort wacky hijinks does the two get into and does Homer get to taste that Pepsi dick? Does it atually taste like Pepsi? Find out!

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One day in Spirigfield, Homer Simpssimpson was on his way to Moe Tavern when one day he saw Pepsiman, the legendary hero of Pepsi! Homer was in surprise as he gazed the great hero standign before him.

"Oooh, Pepsiman!" Homer saide.

Pepsiman wvaed to Homer and pointed at himsef. Homer looked aroud and to the Pepsiman to see Pepsiman's 15 inch cock.

"Me? You want to have saex with 4me?" Hoemr asked. "Well, since you asked ncely..."

Then the tttow went in to the Restrom of Moe's and took of oall their clotherss, Homer reveling his sexual naked body, flabbing in the winds as Pepsiman strokeds his enourmos penis. Penis penis penis, Homer thoght to hiself as he get hard and cums instantly. Soon enough, Pepsiamn took Hommer from the behind and began to poud his yellow anal canal.

"Oh yes, that's so god, Homer said. "Fuck my ass, Pepsiman!"

The metallic obilesk pistoned in and outta Homer's hole, making his rock hard cockc flop and down and nut agan. But befor Pepsiman cold unleash his thick, stikcy black load into Homer, who else but Barney Gunble oopen the door?

"Make way Homer, I gotta take dumo!" Barney exclaimes, undong is belt.

"Barney wait,!"

But wast ooo late, as Barney planted his fat ass on thr toilet and unleashed a nuclear powered shit that destoryted the entire batroom, destroying Moe's Tavern and killing everyone inside. It was the big est case o bue baiuinnnoolokklls ever but was it all a draem?

...

Homer then awoke from his dream and lived the rest his life as well as he coud.

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