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In the world of Pokemon there are many regions. Filled with pokemon and trainer alike. Every trainer has their own story. This is the story of a young adult from the Orange Archipelago Region Jari Kennish.
Shamouti Island. At the Kennish Home Jari and one of his eight friends are preparing to cook Thanksgiving dinner. Martin.
"Fuck." Jari said.
"Are you okay Jari?" Martin questioned.
"The Turkey's not here Martin." Jari said.
The rest of Jari's come into the kitchen. Katie, Rachel, Victoria, Nicole, Tyler, Davey, and Sam.
"What's not here?" Katie puzzled.
"The Turkey." Martin said.
"It's cool. I'll just pop over to the Megamall and get it. Hopefully they still have some." Jari said.
"I'll come with you." Rachel volunteered.
"Are you sure? Because you don't have to if you don't want to." Jari said.
"You aren't alone and it pisses me off that you think you are." Tyler said.
At the Shamouti MegaMall the gang and Jari have gotten the turkey and are now at the Walget checkout counter. The two cashiers rang up and bag their purchase. Kate and Alex.
"Did you find everything okay?" Kate greeted.
"Yeah we did thanks." Jari smirked.
"Happy Thanksgiving. Your total is two poke dollars." Alex said.
Jari pays.
"You enjoy the rest of your day." Alex smiled.
"Happy Thanksgiving." Jari said. The gang are on their way back to Jari's when they are attacked from behind and black out.
At the Unknown Location Jari is the last of the gang to wake up trapped in a cage with his friends.
"What the hell is going on?" Jari perplexed.
"I don't know." Davey growled.
"Someone knocked us out and put us in a cage." Sam said.
A pokemon trainer obsessed with Jari claps her hands as she comes into view. Sonny. Sonny's Haterene is next to her.
"Not someone. Me." Sonny said.
"Sonny?" Jari inquired.
"I thought she moved a couple of years back." Katie said.
"Apparently not." Jari said.
"Don't you want to know why I did this?" Sonny prompted.
"I can guess." Martin said.
"Your problem is with me Sonny. Let my friend's out of here." Jari said.
"Jari you will be mine. And you're not leaving here until you agree to marry me." Sonny said.
"Bitch you're psychotic." Jari said. Two hours later. At the cage the gang is still trapped and Sonny has left them alone for the moment.
"This is getting ridiculous." Rachel mumbled.
"Rachel I wonder how long she will keep us in here." Jari rapped.
"Jari Maybe you should just agree to marry her." Rachel said.
"Jari's not marrying her. You're crazy." Tyler said.
"We'll just to think of another way to get out of here. And then I'm going to kick that bitch's ass." Victoria said.
Sonny returns with bowls of soup which she provides to the gang via catflap on the cage.
"How's everyone doing?" Sonny asked.
"Is that a trick question?" Jari queried.
"She's beating you man. Don't let her bait you." Davey said.
"You need to let us the fuck out of here." Sam said.
"No way. Jari and I haven't had our fun yet." Sonny said.
"The only fun you're going to have is when Victoria sticks her foot up your ass." Nicole said.
One of the eight Gym Leaders and two of the gym trainers burst in to the gang's rescue. Alastor, James, and Dustin. Sonny and Alastor battle. Sonny's Haterene and Alastor's Lotad. Alastor wins allowing James and Dustin to free the gang from the cage. With the help of James' Bagon and Dustin's Scatterbug.
"Is everyone okay?" Alastor worried.
"I hope she didn't hurt you." Dustin said.
"How did you know?" Jari questioned.
"We'll explain back at the gym. But I think we need to get Sonny to Officer Miley first." James said.
Sonny turns to Victoria.
"You said you were going to stick your foot up my ass." Sonny said.
"You calling me a liar?!" Victoria said. Later. At the first Pokemon Gym Officer Miley and one of the deputies arrives to brief the gang, Alastor, James, and Dustin. Taylor.
"I just wanted to let you know that Sonny's been arresting for kidnapping you guys. She won't bother you anymore." Miley said.
"Thank you Officer Miley." Jari yelped.
"She's going to be in jail a long time Jari. Though I am curious about the excessive injuries to her rear." Miley said.
The gang whistled looking anywhere but at Officer Miley. Victoria tries to hide a smirk.
"Officer Miley maybe we should just leave this one alone." Taylor said.
"I think you're right. Happy Thanksgiving." Miley chirped.
Miley leaves.
"So how the hell did you three know where to find us?" Katie asked.
"Oh yeah I almost forgot about that." Martin said.
"I didn't." Jari said.
"Officer Miley got a report that you were missing. The report went to me since I'm a Gym Leader. I decided to close the gym to see if I could help with finding you guys. I didn't know that your kidnapper was that crazy bitch Sonny though." Alastor said.
"Sonny has always had this weird obsession with Jari." Rachel said.
"I'm grateful you got there when you did." Victoria said.
"I might've really had to marry her. I would've done it to get my friend's out." Jari said. At the Cineworld Megaplex Theater the gang get popcorn and drinks at the concessions counter. Izuku and Trey.
"You lot enjoy your movie." Izuku said.
Jari looks around and realizes that one of the wall portraits are missing.
"What the fuck happened?" Jari asked.
"What are you talking about?" Trey asked.
"I think he's talking about that portrait of Johnny Depp. The one that's been here since I was a kid." Tyler said.
"Someone stole it last week." Trey presented.
"It sucks because it's one of the fucking things the Megaplex is known for having." Izuku said.
"Who Izuku?" Jari wondered.
"Possibly Team Rocket but I'm not too sure Jari." Izuku calculated. Later. At the Cineworld Megaplex Theater the gang walk out of the film they had just seen and Jari stops them just out of the path of two Team Rocket grunts.
"What are you doing?" Davey inquired.
"Get down." Jari said.
They huddle and watch the two Team Rocket grunts. The first grunt takes out the stolen Johnny portrait from their backpack. The second of the eight Gym Leaders confronts Team Rocket. Waverly. Waverly sends out Mightyena who attacks Team Rocket getting the stolen portrait back safely.
The two Team Rocket grunts take out two containers of fish grunts. They toss them right in the gang's direction and the fish guts land all over Martin and Jari.
"What the f-" Jari started.
Martin places his hand over Jari's mouth and signals the latter to bequiet.
"Let's get out of here." The second grunt said.
"I'm right behind you." The first grunt said.
"Not so fast." Waverly temporized.
Waverly's Mightyena prevents Team Rocket from escaping the scene. The gang reveal themselves and come out of hiding. Waverly plugs her nose. The gang except Martin and Jari do the same.
"That was awesome." Jari said.
"I need to call Officer Miley." Waverly said.
"You both smell horrid." Katie zinged.
"Isn't this embarrassing?" Martin chuckled.
Waverly gets off phone with Officer Miley.
"How did it go?" Jari asked.
"She's on her way. In the meantime I suggest you get yourselves cleaned up. The showers are down the hall. That smell is like feces mixed with fish and rotten eggs." Waverly said.
"Right away Ma'am" Jari said.