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2020-01-28
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2025-09-08
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My Immortal Role

Summary:

Hi my name is Shadowhand Essek Lucifer Absinthe of den Thelyss....

The Shadowgast Immortal nobody asked for...

Notes:

This is a parody inspired by the infamous fan fiction ”My Immortal”.
I just felt it was a crime that there were no Shadowgast version of this masterpiece.
All spelling misstakes, typing errors, bad grammar etc is ment to be there, it’s part of the parody.
Come and feel the pain and laughter with me in this awful project that I somehow thought was a good idea to do.

Chapter 1: Chapter 1.

Chapter Text

Hi my name is Shadowhand Essek Lucifer Absinthe of den Thelyss (some plp spel it Essik but they are WRONG n stupid that isdnot my name) i am a very hanbdsome drow (if u dont know what that is its a dark elf) with short spiky white hair with an undercut and dark purple skin and glowing eyes also my very pointy ears are pierced in many places. I am a Wizard (Graviturgist) and a vampire. I am the shadowhand to the Queen of the dinasty so I am very important and she likes me a lot even though I am a bit lonely somtims because I am very young for a draw (only 120) and the others have lived more then one lifes by know (its part of our religion to live many lives). As the shadowhand I need 2 dress very good and I like to shop at Hag Topic (it is the Xhorhasian version of Hot Topic, it is a hag that owns it) for example  today I was wearing black leather trousers with a black waistcoat with skulls over a silk shirt with a cravat in deep purple but it was all hidden under a big black mantle in a brocade fabric with a shoulderpiece in metal (it looks like silver but is not bc ima vampire) with spikes and studs. I hade a lot of pircings in my ear mostly spikes and my whinged eyeliner was on point!. I was floating through the palace of the queen (I don’t walk, I floot everywere) it was dark otside bc its always nightime here in Roshona but I know the time anywhay and it was dahytime, I like the Dark^^. A lot of preps stared at me. I made the xhorhasian version of the middle finger towards them.  

”Hallo Essek” shouted a Zemnian accent. I looked up. It was…. Caleb Widogast!

”What’s up Caleb?” I asked.

”Nothing” he said shyly.

But then I heard my friend calling me so I had to go.