Archive of Our Own

1. In the beginning, The Pen created the Writer, and their Worde was good, but the Movie was bad, and 
2. On the second day, people came forth and said, "It was bad! We shall fixeth it! The Worde will be great! The Worde will be ours!" And they called it Alternate Universe, and themselves Fanfiction Writers.
3. On the third day, they were prolific on Ao3, and FFN, and verily, all kinds of Internet sites. Young and old, scribbling away, one eye on the Worde and the other on the Kudo counter.
4. On the fourth day, they posted, for that was when most of the readers felt fed up with their week, and dinner was past.
5. In the second half of the fourth day, there were naysayers who posted late, for the Americans had still been sleeping.
6. On the fifth day, they watched their stats, and yea there were tears and lamentations, with minor celebrations under only a select few.
7. On the sixth day, Beta’s were created, and they re-edited under strict supervision, though there was that one fic where readers flamed and called for the firing of its Beta, which verily 'twas not the Beta's fault if the Writer didn’t follow the SPAG RULES.
8. On the seventh day, they orphaned their works, deleted their account, and rested.

—Primordia 1:1-8