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"You eat buses?" Jason yelled, a displeased expression on his face.
"They taste good," Dick protested, turning into an elephant.
"Tt. Grayson, you're supposed to fuck them."
Tim let out an indignant shout. "You're supposed to what ?"
Jason nodded his head furiously. "Yes. The tire groping your ass."
Dick threw his hands up in expiration. "The children's flesh taste good."
"YOU EAT ANIMALS?" A gasp of horror came from Damian.
"You clearly supposed to yeet it," adds Alfred.
"I will fucking eat you Grayson!" Damian yelled, chasing after Dick and ripping off his head.
"RIP," Tim said enthusiastically. "Damian's a hypocrite."
There was a collective gasp.
Bruce started to cry.