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I should never be trusted to write a fic of any kind, not because I am a bad writer, but because I scar many, many children with my crack fics. This is a story retold many times, especially by annoying la teachers and ryden stannies.
Two gays, both alike in denial, In fair 70's, where we lay our scene, From ancient longing, Break to new relationship, Where no homo makes homos unclean. From forth the fatal loins ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) of these two bros...