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[Wednesday November 16th]
[Time: 7:08pm]
Dancing Boys™ + Jin and Tae
Visual: kick kookie outta teh chat. i cant sya helo gays wit hmi heer
DanceBaby: .. hey tae hyung
DanceMochi: taetae!!
how was ur day?!!!
Visual: Minnie!! It wa s gud!!
only 1 clas!! nd it ws a clsas i like
DanceMaster: hi taeby <3 im glad ur day went wel!
Visual: missd u tho <3
DanceMaster: missd u too, i ws hanging wih some frends!
DanceMochi changed Visual to Taeby
DanceMochi: thtas such a cute petname!
Taeby: lol ikr! thanks minnie
DanceMochi: np taetae
Taeby: wait!
Hobi.
DanceMaster: ? yeah?
Taeby: ar they th frinds u keep promisin to introduuce me 2?
DanceMaster: whoop ya. i forgot i said thta
DanceBaby: … you guys all know how to spell
right?
DanceMochi: Pardon me Kookie?
DanceBaby: pfft. as if you scare me jimin.
DanceMaster: ddi u just scoff in chat??
DanceMochi: Jimin HYUNG you little shit.
Taeby: hes still ur hyung kookie
DadJokes: Don’t forget the Hyung Kookie
You're the baby after all.
DanceBaby: Hey! I am not a baby! (hi Hyung)
DanceMaster: … Kook… its literaly in ur chat name… (Hi hyung!!)
DanceBaby: and im not an admin so whos fault is that?
DanceMochi has changed DanceBaby to LittleShittle
LittleShittle: … this is not what i wanted…
pls chang eit back
DadJokes: Jiminie.. Don’t abuse your admin powers
DanceMaster: Jin hyung is right Jimin.
DanceMochi: Whoa…
Hobi Hyung typed a whole sentence correct.
(Well hello Jin hyung)
DanceMaster: R00d
DanceMaster has changed DanceMochi toEvilMochi
EvilMochi: (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻ COME AT ME HYUNG!!!!
Taeby: were gettin of topic!!
LittleShittle: taetae hyung, y dont you use autocorrect?
Taeby: i do o?
LittleShittle: … mmk
DadJokes: What topic?
EvilMochi: ull see..
Taeby: an ywasy! Hobiiiii..
Wen cn i met ur friends???
DadJokes: !!! Oh!!!
DanceMaster: !!!! ill ask!!!!! Brb!!!!!!!!!!!!
Taeby: mmk lemme kno!!
EvilMochi: wait cn we meet them too???!!
…
he gone…
[Time: 7:30pm]
Seokseok and OGseokie
OGseokie: Are you thinkin what I’m thinkin?
Seokseok: No what?
OGseokie: well… wait a sec.
Watch the dance chat a bit longer and you’ll get it.
Seokseok: ??? kaaay???
[Time: 7:36pm]
Dancing Boys™ + Jin and Tae
DadJokes: So Jiminie… how did the party go last weekend?
EvilMochi: not great… i meant he guy i went with, taemin, he ditched me.
Like,,, I know were not like super close friends but he was supposed to be my wingman yknow?
Taeby: wait! chimchim!!! IM ur wignman!
EvilMochi: ur too pure taetae. And you have a bf!!
LittleShittle: i would’ve gone hyung…
EvilMochi: … ur kidding riht?
if taetaes too pure then youre like extra too pure... i was looking to dick down a hot guy since im notready to date yet but im still a young and honry gay. And you sir identify as a straight so idk how comfy youdve been comin with
Taeby: dick down tht Honry boi m8t
EvilMochi: ew dnt type like that ever aagin
but yeah… thas y kooks…I didn think youd be okay bein left at a party while I go off to screw a random
LittleShittle: Hhhh…
DadJokes: I sometimes forget our sweet Jiminie is a top.
And a dom. A “daddy” if you will.
LittleShittle: I will not.
EvilMochi: lmao
LittleShittle: … so… are you okay jimin hyung?
EvilMochi: * gasp * he called me hyung!!!
LittleShittle: nvm…
EvilMochi: lol yeah kookie…
im… still working through things but im doing better than i was.
i promised to talk to you guys so yeah. im doing that.
plus the on campus counsellor has been really helpful too.
so yeah. im doin better. not all good but better
DadJoke: I’m glad Jiminie <3 You can always come talk to us!
We love you!
Taeby: ily minnie!! youre my best friend. my platonic soulmate <3
LittleShittle: yeah you’re cool hyung
DadJokes: That’s Kookies way of saying he loves you
EvilMochi: Awwweee I love you all too <3 <3 <3 there!
A heart for each of you!
DadJokes: <3
Ah right! I was going to ask, did you at least find a guy at the party Jiminie?
EvilMochi: … mm nah.. You knw i have…
Ah... particulr preferences….
Taeby: Yus he dooooo!!!
DadJokes: Hmm? Like what Jiminie?
EvilMochi: mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm….. Idk…. soft?
Smol…. Squishable…. Cute…. But like… idk… still hot?
Yknow? He’s not just cute but also hot… i guess…
Taeby: and he gotta have the booty
EvilMochi: yah! taehyung!
DadJokes: hmmmm well… that’s interesting.
[Time: 8:09pm]
SeokSeok and OGseokie
Seokseok: oh.. Oh… OH!!!!! OHHH MNUY GHOD!!!
OGseokie: Nooooow you see what I’m talking about??
Seokseok: heck yeha! So whta should we do?
OGseokie: I have a plan actually…
Seokseok: Im listning
[Time: 8:45pm]
Rap Dorks + Jin
JDope: wassup mothercluckers ♪~ ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ
JDope: cluck cluck bicthes
JDope: i have a question
JDope:...
JDope: You guys kw i can see you readin my messages right?
ExpensiveBoy: … I just didn’t want to see this name again…
ExpensiveBoy: I will get revenge on you for this, Yoongi-hyung.
Gloss: Oooh. I’m shaking in my boots.
JDope: i cn physicaly taste th sarcasm in that sentense,,,,
Gloss: Ew.
I’m not sure why but that made me uncomfortable.
never say you can taste what I say again pls
JDope: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
ExpensiveBoy: Hobi…
JDope: Yisssss joon-ah?
ExpensiveBoy: Please… I know you know how to spell.
And autocorrect is there to help.
Gloss: Why are u even trying joon?
ExpensiveBoy: Sigh…
ExpensiveBoy: You’re right.
Gloss: Didnt you have somethin to ask us hobi?
JDope: Rite! (✧w✧)
Gloss: whats that face? i dont like that face. i thought you were done with those stupid faces
Shoulders changed JDope to JNope
Shoulders: Why, pray tell, has my phone
been going off nonstop for the past 15 minutes?
Gloss: cause you didnt put it on silent?
Shoulder: Shut your fuck up Yoongi
[Time: 8:56pm]
Smol and Hyung
Hyung: Love you
Smol: lol i kno hyung ily2
Hyung: Cute!!!
Smol: Shut!
Hyung: wanna squish
[Time: 8:57pm]
Rap Dorks + Jin
ExpensiveBoy: Jinnie! How was your day baby?
Shoulders: It was good Joonie!
How was yours?
ExpensiveBoy: Better if this wasn’t still my name here…
Shoulders: Mmmm… What’ll you do for me to change it ;)
Gloss: Nope. This is the group chat. You have pms. No.
ExpensiveBoy: … I’ll tell you in pms ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )
JNope: WIAT
JNope: I hav a wuestion 4 u guys stil!!
Gloss: … okay? So type it Hobi… Theyll see it when theyre done
JNope: oh yeah… duh..
JNope: my boyfrend wats to meet u guys...
Gloss: okay… and?
ExpensiveBoy: Hobi? Where did you go?
[J.Hoseok has created the group Welcum Gays]
[J.Hoseok has added K.Namjoon]
[J.Hoseok has changed K.Namjoon to RapJoon]
[J.Hoseok has added M.Yoongi]
[J.Hoseok has changed M.Yoongi to Tiny]
[J.Hoseok has added K.Seokjin]
[J.Hoseok has changed K.Seokjin to WorldWideHandsome]
[J.Hoseok has added K.Taehyung]
[J.Hoseok has changed K.Taehyung to Taetae!]
[J.Hoseok has added P.Jimin]
[J.Hoseok has changed P.Jimin to Jiminie]
[J.Hoseok has added J.Jeongguk]
[J.Hoseok has changed J.Jeongguk to Kookie]
[J.Hoseok has been changed to Hobihobi!]
[Time: 9:45pm]
Welcum Gays
Hobihobi!: Remind me to never make a GC again.
Im giving Yoongi hyung admin rights.
[HobiHobi! Has given admin rights to Tiny]
Taetae!: Hobiii!! r thse ur frinds???
Taetae! Has been given a warning for grammar/spelling mistakes. Please reread our guidelines if you are confused.
If you have any questions you may text them to xxx-xxx-xxxx.
Taetae!: Wtf?? okay well sorry mr. app
Jiminie: Awwww! why didnt I get admin rights hyung??? :((((
Hobihobi!: Sorry jiminie!
I think itll help my friend be a bit more comfortable with meeting you guys is all!
Jiminie:... okay…
RapJoon: Uh… Hello? Who are these people Hobi?
I assume one is your boyfriend, as you were talking about him beforehand.
Taetae!: That would be me! Who are you?
Hobihobi!: We should do introductions!
WorldWideHandsome: Everyone here knows me!
Tiny: Whats a seokjin??? i dont know her???
Tiny: Apparently hobi is ready for Death™.
[Tiny has been changed to No.]
No.: i didnt agree to this..
[No. has left the chat]
[Admin rights have been transferred over to WorldWideHandsome]
Jiminie: Errr.. well that didnt go over very well.
WorldWideHandsome: Sorry! I’ll be right back with him!
[Time: 9:52pm]
Smol and Hyung
Hyung: Yoongi-jjing… What’s the matter?
Smol: I just…
I don’t know if I’m ready to open myself up to a whole new group chat.
Sorry. Honestly I probably overreacted…
I got a flash of anxiety when I suddenly found myself with a bunch of strangers and…
I dunno.. I’m being fucking stupid..
Hyung: I don’t think you’re being stupid!
It’s okay to feel anxious!
But being able to extend yourself a bit while also in a safe environment, Namjoon, Hoseok, and I are all there, might actually be a bit helpful for you.
I know that you’re not over what happened and that things aren't just going to get better because you make new friends.
But it might help a little!
Smol: I feel pathetic…
The fact that I’m so useless I need a fucking safety blanket…
Hyung: Yoongi…. You’re not pathetic.
It’s okay to lean on your friends in times of need!
Especially since we’ve offered!
Smol: … Okay… I’ll try..
I still feel pathetic but I trust you Hyung.
You and Namjoon and Hoseok.
So please add me back… I’ll try to be better.
Hyung: I’m proud of you Yoongi!
I’ll add you back!
[Time: 10:06pm]
Jinnie and Joonie
Joonie: Is he coming back love?
Jinnie: Fuck.
Joonie: ?? What’s the matter Jinnie?
Jinnie: If I ever find the guy that made Yoongi believe he is less than he is… made him feel like he’s pathetic for leaning on his friends when he’s feeling down and broken him down so thoroughly that he believes he’s worthless… If I ever come across him…
Joonie: I know. Believe me. He’s been my best friend for upwards of 8 years now. I wanted to… But I knew that wasn’t what Yoongi-hyung wanted.
Jinnie: I’m not sure I’ll stop to think about that Joonie. I had better never meet him. Lowlife bag of inhuman garbage wasting precious space and air.
Joonie: Feel a bit better now?
Jinnie: Not good but better yeah. I love you.
Joonie: I love you too <3
Jinnie: <3
[Time: 10:13pm]
Welcum Gays
[WorldWideHandsome has added M.Yoongi]
[WorldWideHandsome has changed M.Yoongi to Suga]
Suga: See Jin-hyung. That’s why you’re my favourite.
RapJoon: Ummmm??
Suga: You’re basically my brother shush you don’t count.
RapJoon: Yeah I can live with that.
Suga: Uh… sorry for before everyone. Just wasn’t really prepared…
Kookie: It’s good. I wasn’t ready either. I was gonna leave but Jiminie is sitting next to me and woulda kicked my ass…
WorldWideHandsome: Language Kookie. And It’s Jiminie hyung to you.
Jiminie: Why thank you Jin-hyung!
WorldWideHandsome: Anytime Jiminie <3
Jiminie: <3
Kookie: Am I still the baby of the group?
Hobihobi!: Yep
Kookie: Fuck
WorldWideHandsome: Pardon?
Kookie: F*ck. Better?
RapJoon: Who is this sassing my boyfriend???
Taetae!: boyfriend??? jin-hyung is this namjoon-ssi?
WorldWideHandsome: Yep! And Joonie this is Taetae, or Kim Taehyung really.
RapJoon: Nice to meet you Taehyung-ssi.
Hobihobi!: Now about those introductions!
Suga: Do you mind if i do mine tomorrow? i mean.. im exhausted and i have my 6:30am music production lecture again tomorrow.
Kookie: Oh wow! You produce music? That’s pretty cool hyung!
Jiminie: Why does he call everyone Hyung except me? taetae is technically younger than me and yet here we are…
Kookie: Do you know AgustD and RM by chance hyung?
Hobihobi!: ON SECOND THOUGHT!
Maybe introductions should wait until tomorrow!
Most of us hav early classes anyways.
Kookie: But Hyung…
Taetae!: Kookie. You have a 6:30am as well. You need to get to sleep so you can wake up in the morning early enough to get there.
It’s on the other side of campus and you always complain about being late.
You can ask about our favourite rappers tomorrow.
Kookie: … who... are you????
WorldWideHandsome: Nicely put Tae.
Taetae!: Thanks hyung! i was channeling you!
WorldWideHandsome: As everyone should! Now.
Everyone should head off to sleep. Good night all! <3
RapJoon: Good night Hyung.
Have a good day at work tomorrow <3
Jiminie: Good night everyone. Ttyl
Taetae!: Night~ Hobi, PMs.
Hobihobi!: Ooooh~ Good night all ;)
Kookie: Ew
Suga: Ew
Kookie: I like you hyung. sleep well. night
Suga: Youre alright kid. night.