Chapter Text
August 16, 2016
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super fluffy: LOOKHEREITSMYBESTBOI.png
CATCH THESE HANDS: ??????????????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
strawberry shortcake: Whoa Akira what gives? Not that it's a bad picture and all
yeet: ooooh thanks for the blackmail but i already have a picture of this
super fluffy: Wait shit
graphic design is my passion: The composition of this photo is impressive. The manner in which the light bounces off Ryuji's face is compelling in the way it seems as if his face is glowing. Even though the small amount of drool is a tad off putting, the photo encompasses how comfortable he looks in LeBlanc's warm and homey atmosphere as he casually sleeps at one of the tables.
strawberry shortcake: Trust Yusuke to make up an art review in no time
CATCH THESE HANDS: BRO WHEN DID U TAKE THIS
super fluffy: When you were sleeping duh
CATCH THESE HANDS: THATS NOT WHAT I MEANT
yeet: i bet 1000 yen ryuji is blushing right up his ears rn
graphic design is my passion: No one would take you up on that bet because it's true.
yeet: shit u right
fists on wheels: While it is lovely, I have to ask. Why did you send a photo of Ryuji to the group chat?
super fluffy: I'm challenging my fake parents to a boyfriend off
super fluffy: Who is the best and cutest boyfriend
super fluffy: Ryuji, my fake parent's husband, or my other fake parent's fiance
super fluffy: They're still denying the truth
strawberry shortcake: Whoa whoa wait fake parents??????
graphic design is my passion: I never knew one could have fake parents.
fists on wheels: Do you mean adoptive parents? I thought you weren't adopted.
super fluffy: I'm not
super fluffy: Excuse me for a moment
strawberry shortcake: Akira??????
You Fools
Tiny Munchkin: LOOKHEREITSMYBESTBOI.png
Tiny Munchkin: GET A LOAD OF THIS SUCKERS
Tiny Munchkin: RYUJI IS BEST BOI
Tiny Munchkin: LOOK AT HIS FACE
Tiny Munchkin: HE'S SO CUTE WHEN HE SLEEPS
Walking Spoon: You know your stuff, Akira.
Walking Spoon: Boyfriend sleeping pictures are prime material for a challenge such as this.
Walking Spoon: But you're about to eat your words.
Walking Spoon: Give me a moment as I look through my albums of Yosuke and cats.
Tiny Munchkin: I GOT POINTS NOW.
eternal rest: of course souji has albums for cats
eternal rest: and yes you do have points now
Tiny Munchkin: WHAT SAY YOU MINATO-SENPAI
eternal rest: cute.png
eternal rest: this is what i say fool
eternal rest: feast your eyes on my husband's greatest strength
Tiny Munchkin: FUCK
Walking Spoon: Oh.
Tiny Munchkin: PUPPY DOG EYES ARE CHEATING MINATO-SENPAI
Tiny Munchkin: ESPECIALLY RYOJI-SENPAI'S
eternal rest: like i said
eternal rest: greatest strength
eternal rest: ryoji's puppy eyes are the strongest weapons that had ever existed in humanity
Tiny Munchkin: hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Walking Spoon: What about this then?
Walking Spoon: yosukefrost.png
Tiny Munchkin: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tiny Munchkin: Oh my god is that
eternal rest: where did you get that outfit i want it i need to have it and put it on ryoji
Walking Spoon: The location of the Jack Frost onesies will remain my secret only.
Walking Spoon: ;)
Walking Spoon: Top that.
eternal rest: shit he did the winking face
eternal rest: this is getting real
eternal rest: what about this ass
eternal rest: ass.png
Walking Spoon: I'm so glad you didn't literally mean Ryoji's ass.
Tiny Munchkin: fusfudhfksdjfh his scarf is wrapped like a bow his smile is pure
eternal rest: he is my pure and sacred boi
Walking Spoon: yosukeinthekitchen.png
Walking Spoon: How about that?
eternal rest: shit that's domestic
Tiny Munchkin: Is Yosuke-senpai making breakfast?
Tiny Munchkin: WAIT I RECOGNIZE THAT SHIRT THAT'S YOURS
Tiny Munchkin: AND ARE THOSE
Tiny Munchkin: THAT'S NOT PURE AND SACRED
Walking Spoon: ;))))))
Tiny Munchkin: Fucckck I'm losing ground
Walking Spoon: Eat shit Kurusu; Yosuke's been my boyfriend far longer than you've been with yours!
eternal rest: the same goes for me
eternal rest: whether or not the years he spent inside me count
Tiny Munchkin: Kinky
eternal rest: shut up you fetus
Tiny Munchkin: I'M YOUNG BUT NOT THAT YOUNG
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graphic design is my passion: You still haven't changed my username.
yeet: it will never be changed
yeet: it embodies u as a person inari
yeet: embrace it
yeet: or would u rather be called art hoe
graphic design is my passion: I'd rather not.
strawberry shortcake: Stay pure, Yusuke
graphic design is my passion: Memes are an art I will never understand, but maybe it's better this way.
super fluffy: ALERT ALERT PHANTOM THIEVES CONVENE
super fluffy: MEET ME IN THE PHANTOM THIEVES CHAT RIGHT NOW
CATCH THESE HANDS: what
fists on wheels: Akira?!
Phantom Thieves
Joker: Alright, is everyone here?
Joker: Role!
Panther: Present!
Skull: Present!
Oracle: Oracle's ready to rumble!
Fox: I am here.
Queen: I as well.
Joker: Mona's not around, but it's not like he has thumbs for a phone.
Queen: Why have you called a meeting, Joker? There aren’t any other targets to follow through with just yet.
Skull: Yeah. We just took down Medjed a few days ago, the public's gotta be talking about that still.
Fox: I propose it’s best to stay low for now.
Joker: I know, I know, but this one is a more... personal mission.
Panther: Personal?
Oracle: If you’re asking us to change the heart of some rando you know, you know it won’t be easy.
Joker: No no, no Palace or even Mementos. Just...
Joker: Reconnaissance.
Skull: You want us to do recon?!
Panther: Oooooooh recon!! Like a spy movie!
Queen: Recon? Whatever for?
Joker: My “fake” parents are plotting to defile Skull’s name as best boy so I need to hunt down the store that sells Jack Frost onesies so Skull can prove his best boy-ness.
Panther: ...
Fox: ...
Oracle: ...
Skull: sjdbdudbsjix
Queen: No button mashing here. This is a serious chat.
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CATCH THESE HANDS: RISBDUDVAIBFSIGDVD
CATCH THESE HANDS: AKIRA WHAT THE FUCK
Phantom Thieves
Oracle: I’m down! When do we get started?
Skull: Wait wait, not all of us agreed! We should still agree even though this isn’t a usual mission!
Panther: I’m curious about these Jack Frost onesies. I know Joker has a plush in his room, but I never thought onesies could exist.
Fox: Jack Frost is an oddly famous Persona. Could King Frost and Black Frost merchandise exist as well?
Panther: If we go we'll find out!
Queen: It's not a usual mission, but we deserve to have a break after dealing with Medjed.
Joker: Vote?
Oracle: Yep!
Fox: I shall participate to feed my curiosity on this topic.
Panther: I’m down for it too!
Joker: Queen?
Queen: I will go along with it then.
Joker: Good.
Skull: Hey, what the hell?! This is about me! I ain't down for this shit!
Panther: Aw, come on Skull!!
Joker: I had a feeling this would happen.
Queen: ...Joker.
Queen: Joker.
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super fluffy: prettyplease.gif
CATCH THESE HANDS: AKDBFHHSJSBHUGHUJSJBC FFFFFFFFFUCUU
strawberry shortcake: HOLY SHIT AKIRA
fists on wheels: Joker.
yeet: omg did u seriously make a gif of u doing puppy eyes and batting ur eyelashes at the camera
super fluffy: Yes I did
CATCH THESE HANDS: damnit man u know im w e a k for ur face
super fluffy: I know love
CATCH THESE HANDS: fuckin,,,,,dhdiwhvsj
strawberry shortcake: *gasp* The nickname card!
yeet: its super effective
fists on wheels: It’s time to admit defeat, Ryuji.
graphic design is my passion: The nickname card is a fearsome weapon.
CATCH THESE HANDS: HHHHHHHHHHHHHH
super fluffy: :3c
graphic design is my passion: Do you mind if I use this as a reference, Akira?
super fluffy: Not at all go for it Yusuke
graphic design is my passion: Thank you.
super fluffy: Come on let’s reconvene
Phantom Thieves
Joker: Skull?
Skull: FINE LET’S DO IT.
Skull: But only if I get one for you too.
Joker: Of course.
Panther: Ooh, I should get one for Shiho too! Do you know if they come in different colors?
Joker: I don’t know, but they might.
Oracle: Why don’t we all get one? Then all the Phantom Thieves could have matching Jack Frosts onesies!
Panther: That’s not a bad idea, Oracle!
Fox: I wonder if they’ll have one my size.
Queen: I should hope so. Although it will have been quite a while since I've had a onesie.
Panther: ONESIE SQUAD
Oracle: ONESIE SQUAD
Joker: Order, Phantom Thieves!
Joker: Alright. Reconnaissance is our next mission. Use your connections to figure out where this Jack Frost store is, then report back your findings on the main chat. Understood?
Oracle: Roger!
Panther: Yep!
Skull: Got it, Leader!
Fox: Understood.
Queen: Alright.
You Fools
Tiny Munchkin: YOU’RE ABOUT TO REGRET SHOWING ME THAT PICTURE SOUJI-SENPAI HAHAHA