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A handjob a week isn't much to live off of

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Happy birthday Jay!!

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A handjob a week is not much for Jimin to live off of.

Jimin thinks it’s sort of like the equivalent of feeding someone nothing but peas for all three meals of the day: sure, peas are all well and good, but eating peas and only peas for any extended period of time is going to result in some serious vitamin deficiencies. And probably some other bad stuff, although Jimin doesn’t actually know all that much about it. Certainly it’s not going to make a person feel good.

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A handjob a week is not much for Jimin to live off of.

Jimin thinks it’s sort of like the equivalent of feeding someone nothing but peas for all three meals of the day: sure, peas are all well and good, but eating peas and only peas for any extended period of time is going to result in some serious vitamin deficiencies. And probably some other bad stuff, although Jimin doesn’t actually know all that much about it. Certainly it’s not going to make a person feel good.

--Jay (pornographicpenguin)

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go fukcing read that fic is2g it's A+++

anyway come scream at me on twitter @mintyoongiJPEG
or go scream at jay @pornographicpen

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